After sex with my new girlfriend, my penis burns like fire, but she swears she was a real virgin and that the burning is all in my head, WTF?

[Anonymous]

[tarzen101]

She sounds to be A REAL BURNING BUSH... AS FOR YOUR BURN I WOULDN'T FRET IF IT DISAPPEARS. AND SHE INVITES YOU BACK TO HER BURNING BED... LOVE IS A BURNING THING WHEN TWO BECOME ONE NAUGHTY KNOT THAT CAN'T BE UNTIED TILL SHE IS FILLED AND YOU ENJOY THAT EMPTY SATIATED PEACEFUL SLEEP (I fell into a Ring of FIRE AMD IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS "

[James0]

Dude I would get this check before it's to late like asap no joke call in sick what ever it takes get checked or live with something that will kill you for the rest of your life

Your choice bro

[tl3006]

Could be a UTI. Which would be nothing to do with her or any std, just a normal bladder infection. I know lots of people that have gotten them and noticed symptoms after having sex.

[Cmasterson]

Perhaps its something else, after sex if she had anything you wouldn't feel a burning right away FYI.

[Anonymous]

Get checked at planned parenthood for free. If you're in pain you should really get help.

[Frogeegurl]

She's gaslighting you. Dump her ass and go to a dr!

[SarahsSummer]

That'll teach you for not wrapping that thing.

[COCOCHANEL]

just go to the doctor

[ToruMatsuda]

Omg I've never laughed so hard at a gif before😂😂really tho go see a doctor

[sweetshyguy]

She is a fire girl and she burned you