Anal sex & the poop shoot...

[Anonymous]

Does it not bother you that poop comes out of that hole? And is on your penis (or if you wear a condom you see it on the condom)? Does it stink (since you are thrusting wear poop is)?

[MarkMyWords]

If a girl is cute enough -- and I have told one or two this -- I don't care if she poops the size of a race horse. You go, jump in the shower, learn some basic easy ways to clean out your hole -- poop is just not an issue with anal if you don't want it to be. Takes a little study and research, but it ain't rocket science. If you have a lot of anal, will You see a brown streak or two at times? Sure. But are the earth-shattering orgasms worth it for both of U? You have to decide that as a couple. Granted, at first it seems hard. Like riding a bike. At first it seems like there is too much going one. But once You start pedaling and gliding, it is like, what is the big deal? So yeah, I say girls, work out. Eat right. Eat a lot of fiber. Drink a lot of water. Poop HUGE -- clean out -- then back that ass up.

[G-Daz]

Not interested in anal in general but the sh*t factor is one of the biggest turn offs. I don't know how many guys actually get into it and even like oral! maybe its just me but I ain't into eating sh*t nuggets or stinking up my d*** when I could easily have been in another hole

[Asker]

That's what I'm saying!

[KukyElric]

I really don't know the guy I'm dating he loves it its the only time he would make any noise (pleasure) I do clean it before when ever I take a shower at night, its weird for me, at the the first couple of times I wouldn't mind because he would make sure I had some fun first and then after I was done he would do his thing now when ever we have some he doesn't really care if I get there or not :/

[Asker]

That's not fair! Say something to him!

[KukyElric]

I've try its a complicated thing I have a question in my profile (about my relationship with him), now that I'm pregnant with the same guy mention above... he just WONT have sx with me because there's "something" inside me like he said last night =/ So know I fell used and my self stem its under the ground ... its hitting china by now =/

[MarcusDavis]

Or, you can learn to come faster with anal. If you flex your muscles -- anal kegel exercises -- you will train your muscles to grab and suck him while in ass a LOT more. He will come better and so will you. It is easy once you learn.

[Aries11w]

I like anal, had multiple orgasms through it and there has never been poop on my guys penis

[JonJames]

Straight to the point! There are some "urban legends" out there that describe really crazy situations -- but 9 times out of 10 -- it never happened. Let's say I have had my penis as far as it could go up a girls ass 500 times. I can think of twice -- two times -- where the girl really unloaded. Both times I take most of the blame -- altho it is always at least 50/50. You are putting your penis in an anus. Duh. The first time, we were going apple picking. I wanted to beat the traffic, so I kind of rushed her. She did not get to do her morning business as usual. Well, the apple orchard was pretty deserted -- especially a far field that I knew about. Anyway, you can guess. She was on all fours taking it up the ass when it came. Did I run like a bitch? No. I kept going until she finished, and I finished, I used my own underwear to clean us both up. She always appreciated that. The other time I just kinda rushed an inexperienced girl who was into me. She would try anything I wanted, but I did rush the ass thing. She pooped a lot the first time, but never after that. It's best just to be straight up. With one girl, I had never had full anal. But licking and fingering and sucking and a toy or two -- o god yes. We both knew that sooner or later, the penis was going in her anus. But she found the courage to ask, "Don't you worry about hitting poop with Mr. Happy?"

[JonJames]

Me: Look... Her: Uh oh... Me: You could shit the size of a race horse. Her: OMYGOD! Me: You're still getting it up the ass, when your done. Deep and long. We do not stop until we finish. That is why God made showers. Her: Ummmm... OK. Funny thing? Her worst fear never happened. Of course there has been a bit here than there. I have seen the brown cream around her ring if I have been at it a long time. A bit on the underbelly of the dik. Some times there was a strong scent, but I think the angle hit her colon, etc. etc. NONE of it ever slowed my down. My point is to always give her the best I've got, and when I can't go any more, unload as deep as possible in her ass.

[AustinMan]

OK. There are three questions here but I'm gonna try for one comprehensive answer. I love anal sex. I understand it's unnatural. It's also very dominant. That's part of what makes it so attractive. There is a smudge once in awhile but that's just the price of doing business, so to speak. Sometimes there's a little odor but that's not a problem for me. I'm not saying it's for everyone--it's not--but if you're curious, giving yourself an enema the first time or two is a way to help eliminate (no pun intended) any risk of smudges or strong smell. Needs to happen at least 2 and not more than 4 hours before, in my experience. There's the whole A2M (ass to mouth) issue but we'll leave that for another time. Friend me if you want to discuss further.

[WoIIie]

GROSS! I don't like anal. EEEW.

[6Paul11]

Well it should always be cleaned out before sex. But no, I'm not turned off. That's what a condom is for.

[0ddjob]

1. No it doesn't bother me.

2. Of the 40-plus times I've done it, only once was there a tiny "smudge".

3.I have never noticed any undesirable odor coming from either the object of my affection or my "implement".

If you don't like it, don't do it. But don't imagine for a second, that you're going to slow down any of us - male or female- who do like it.

[Asker]

I didn't intend to slow anyone down. I just don't get it. Poop grosses me out!

[JonJames]

Of course. In the light of day, at the computer, duh. But they have one studies. When a woman is highly aroused, gross things are not so gross anymore. They have done studies. They had women masturbate until the edge of orgasm -- then showed them pics of the gross stuff. In a normal state, they registered all kinds of reactions. When hot and bothered? They did not react nearly as much. I guess they wanted to get back to... you know. So seeing a little poop during anal -- and continuing on -- does not mean you like poop in any and all situations. It just means, there is more important stuff to take care of first. By the way, most of the "anal sex horror stories" -- like projectile pooping on the white rug because he pulled out too fast when the parents came home? Urban legends. Never happened. And if it did happen once, it surely did not happen over and over again hundreds of times. It is very rare.

[Love2Ball]

Yes it bothers me.. Nothing should be going in there.

[wtfhunt]

if you love your partner you overlook all these details and please her anyway she would like! Like I tell all females if you want I will even putting in your ear! just kidding but seriously anything that will please her!

[landly]

girls don't poo. :(

[Anonymous]

doesn't turn me off I like anal honestly and you always clean it out before sex lmao

[Asker]

So what do you do? Say ," hold that thought! I gotta take an enema! Be back in a few?"

[Opinion Owner]

no we mmake it into a game he helps me with it

[Asker]

To each their own. I guess that's another reason why I prefer a breast man.

[KukyElric]

lol I would like to tell him that " hold that thought! I gotta take an enema! Be back in a few?"

[JonJames]

Absolutely the best idea ever! You can even have him anal you -- with the enema in! Not the first one. Of course you clean out first. But when ready, try holding the water in and have anal. Or better yet, use a nice cool white cream to fill your ass after you are clean. You know how that false urge to poop can come during anal -- but it actually helps you to orgasm once you learn to control it? Same thing here. Only when you orgasm, you BLAST the cream and his dik out of your ass! It is spectacular, and always leaves her exhausted. One girl was so amazed to learn the control she had. She always did anal kegels anyway. But once I filled her ass with the cool white cream, I told her to push out -- but do NOT push the cream out. Use anus only -- not internal muscles. She smiled, then easy... went for it. She could! He butt hole opened like this (O) to welcome me -- not a drop of cream. I sunk into a mixture of cool cream and hot ass that was mind blowing.

[JonJames]

@KukyElric Hold that thought... and I think... you will want to watch me hold the enema!

[Anonymous]

Yes it bothers me a lot. I'm one of the few guys not into anal. The thought of it turns me off and I think it just hurts most women so why would I want to do that to her? It can cause permanent injuries if not done with care which is another major strike against it for me. The only way I would do it is if a girl I really loved begged me to try it and then I would have to wear a condom to protect myself from the poop and smell.

[Anonymous]

Ewww

[Anonymous]

I'm not sure you understand how the human body works. :-(

Two things:

1) If you are storing your sh*t there, then see your Doctor - cause that's not normal!

2) Don't you bathe/wash?

[Asker]

Actually I do bathe. You don't understand, everybody is not the same. I have ibs and chronic constipation. I have seen a doctor. With my ass issues it scares me to have someone thrusting something in it!

[Asker]

It doesn't matter if you bathe. If you poop after that, inside the shoot will smell like poop!

[Opinion Owner]

OK. it might have been more helpful if you'd put your condition in your original post however, you are the guy in the relationship - just say that's not your thing, if she's OK, then OK, if not - move on. End of story?!

[Asker]

I'm not a guy!

[Opinion Owner]

Ouch True dat!

[JonJames]

Not true. Immediately after a big poo, a girls asshole can go back to clean and nice and pink.

[Anonymous]

LOL.