Guys, Any embarrassing boner stories?

[Anonymous]

Because I always thought it was your NOSE that grew when you told lies...

[summiter]

I was on swim team in high school. We were wearing very tight Speedo suits. Well I got hard looking at some female swimmers and almost could not fit in the swimsuit. A lot of people noticed, I had to go to the locker room and take a cold shower. I laugh at it now but at the time it was embarrassing. After that I made sure to jerk off before swim meets to kinda calm things down so it would not happen again.

[thorthorley]

I was wearing a speedo for swimming squad and I got a random boner. The girls in the swim squad saw it and then after training I was about to leave. This girl on the swim squad then came up to me and said her cousin (who was there for the day) liked me. Lol