I have always had a Neapolitan dick.
Chocolate from the base to my circumcision scar. Vanilla from there up to the strawberry head.
A fellow can't help the way he is born.
(Other than fried ice cream or baked Alaska, ice cream shouldn't be cooked. 😉)1 1 0 0Uncooked? Hell of an observation. I'm a white guy dating a mixed chick. Always had a propensity to the women of color but I never thought their hot spots looked like raw meat.
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I didn't know that penises were supposed to resemble cooked roasts or other various foods.
1 2 0 0I'm a black girl and I think the white ones look better. I like how they're a little pink.
2 5 2 0They are also little and pink.
That's unusual
@magicmanX you just got unlucky and sucked off a guy with a small dick lol.
I have to admit that pale guys have really weird looking dicks.
1 0 0 2so... are you like a cannibal or something?
3 6 1 0Lol that's awesome
Give that girl a... .. cooked cock? Haha gj
haha it's scary though... should they be seasoned also or just cooked? :p!
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5 28Lol great analogy and funny imaging. Sometimes it can look pretty pale!! But looks aren't as important to me, only hygiene, function, etc. I make sure that I take care of myself, that my partner takes care of himself. Using a particular lotion made for your skin is the best way to do it---- and the most effective!
0 0 0 0Seems REALLY racist!! Kind of offended, actually!!
0 4 1 0A cooked dick would be bad ain't it?
1 0 0 0They're more sophisticated, it's like carpaccio. Raw, classy, and delicious 8)
xD2 5 2 0This gave me a good laugh :)
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