Blowjob fail & wins?

What would you consider a blowjob fail? What would you consider a blowjob win? (as in its wonderful)
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Most Helpful Guys

  • A "total" failure would be failing to get your guy to come and vice versa for a win.

    Defining weather or not a blow job is good or bad isn't so clearly stated.

    Here's my top five Do's and Don'ts:

    DO

    1. Be positive, energetic, enthusiastic, and SMILE!

    2.. Swallow preferred. Alternatively release on face and/or breasts

    3. Use mouth as much as possible, limiting hands to finishing and massaging balls

    4. Very technique, angle, pace, and tension

    5. Take your time, handjobs are for quickies not bj's

    DON'Ts

    1.Spit. That s just lame.

    2. Act bored

    3. Do the exact same thing the whole time

    4. Stop in the middle and fail to finish

    5. Continue at fast pace after ejaculation. slow down

    - Hod

  • I'd consider a blowjob failed if I didn't cum, or if I felt her teeth on my penis, or if I got bored in the middle of it because she keeps doing the same thing the whole time.

    And a blowjob win would be if she'd get me to come and preferably swallow or at least let me shoot on her face, and I also like it when she plays with my balls as she sucks my penis, that's a big turn-on for me.

Most Helpful Girl

  • Bj win: when a guy eats his veggies, and has a proper diet.

    Bj fail: Guy drinks a lot, smokes a lot (cigarettes or drugs), and only eats meat and potatoes. Fellas, if you want her to swallow, make it easier to do so, benefits everybody!

    ****BJ BONUS! Guy drinks a ton of pineapple juice

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  • I consider a blowjob failed if I didn't cum..but never has happen so far...and a blowjob win would be if she'd get me to come..sometimes if I m so drunk she made me come just by bj..

  • blowjob fail is not getting one at all...blowjob win is getting a blowjob. Pure and simple.

  • fail: no orgasm, teeth on my d***, the bj being interrupted somehow (although that's not in her control)

    win: orgasm, eye contact [turn-on for me], overall obedience (if I tell her to do something & she does it; very hot)

    BONUS: if I get to cumshot wherever I please

    It's VERY hard to fail @ a blowjob.

  • You know what a blowjob fail is?

    It's when your girlfriend is blowing you and her grandma comes into her room without knocking first and her eyes roll out when she sees her granddaughter with a d*** in her mouth.

    Now that's what I'll never forget.

    • hahah that sucks dude!

  • Loose is not to make him cum

    win is to make him cum

  • Me not cumming=fail, me cumming=win. lol

    • Hmm..well what if she made you cum, but you had to kinda finish off yourself? Is that good or bad?

    • Uh. Good I guess. I've never had a BJ. Do I get to come on the girl or just finish? If I'm just finishing like I would by myself that's lame.

    • Go getta bj lol. How haven't you got one yet?

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  • Fail lasts less than a minute

    Win Lasts for ages and she swallows

    • Hmm but if it lasts less than a minute, that'd be your fault, not hers ;D Or are we talking about her stopping?Cause yah that's definitely fail, and not much of a bj anyway.

    • Yh don't stop. Also win - I love when she looks at me while blowing!

  • Blowjob fail = girl stopping before I come

    Blowjib win = girl sucks me really well, swallows :D

  • Just don't use teeth. Teeth = bad

  • i would consider a bj fail if I didn't come

  • Fail if she just wants to blow me to get hard to have sex.

    Win if she blows me to make me cum, and MAKES me cum. I hate having to jack off to finish. Cumming in her mouth or on her is good as well.

  • Blow job fail is a "ruined orgasm". Google it. Anything else is pretty damn good. Its pretty hard to f*** it up. Just watch the teeth. Also, try going to p*rnhub or some other site and checking how the p*rnstars do it. The only thing I might leave out is the spitting on the penis. I personally think its a bit over the top. But I do like it when she spits the semen out and then swallows it again. Get your inner slut on. Just save it for the one you care about.

  • Fail - using teeth, unethusiastic, stopping before he finishes

    Win - handjob as well as blowjob, swallowing, continue sucking until he loses erection or again if he stays hard, sucking on his balls, deepthroating rubbing the area betwen his balls and anus(perenium), gagging noise

    Eye contact could be in either