Your doctor assumes that you masturbate.
And the only way an MRI could confirm the fact would be if, during a functional MRI of your brain,someone asked you if you masturbate. If you answered "No." and the part of your brain that's responsible for imagination and creative thinking lights up, then you're lying. If the parts of your brain responsible for memory, logic, language and NOT creative thinking and imagination light up, then you're telling the truth.
Yes, your nucleus accumbens, which is part of your limbic system in your brain will be glowing in maximum intensity. All the medical staff will know you choke your chicken every day. And it goes into your medical file too!
Nah, I'm just playing with you. There's no way they can tell. Even the "hairy palms" is just a myth.
If you are gripping it too tightly and have caused damage and bruising the nurse will see it before the doctor will. Ask her for some blush and coverup and you might fool the doctor. If not at least the nurse tried to help your cause. Good luck, and next time do it softly.
Yes, he can tell if you're masturbating while getting your xray. Please don't do it, it will get all over the machinery and no one wants to have to clean that up after you.
Lol but no, you can't tell and even if you could, who cares? Pretty much every guy does it
oh that just too funny,lmao
Absolutely not! An MRI shows soft tissue (muscle, organs, ect. & vasculature (veins, arteries). There are no specific tests that show if someone masturbates! Only if a doctor directly asks if you do, will he then be able to tell.
Are you saying that out of experience.? Because I have a feeling you masturbate a lot. LOL soooooorry :)
LMAO, aren't you just a comedian standUP! I masturbate between sex romps with the hubby & I have to be really horny...the effed up thing is, no matter how hot I am, I need 2 watch p*rn to get off...n not the soft crap...it HAS 2 b hardcore...ie hang bang, bj gagging, rough sh*t where the girl is being tore up! I'm screwed up in the head, I think! And far as knowing from experience----sure it is, but because I'm a medical assistant ;)
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!No, but they can tell based on the fact that you're a human male.
Everyone already knows, and nobody really cares.
YES THEY WILL FIND OUT EVERYTHING. Including all those deep dark secrets you so sickly keep to yourself ( SO YOU THINK ) !
Then they will take that information and post it all over the web and tell your mom!
Oh YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT, now...!
Lol what the anony said. Honestly dude, don't sweat it. Doctors wank, nurses wank, you wank, I wank, everybody wanks. Who cares? Though if it really bothers you that much, no I've fairly certain there's no way to tell from those tests.
lets all wank together!
Whythef***not right!
lmao gee I hope not lol
Well, of course. The image will get blurry. They tell you to hold still for a reason.
No!
You're a human, aren't you? Of course you masturbate. So does your doctor, and he/she probably does it on the MRI machine just for kicks.
He can tell you do, because you're a male human of the appropriate age.
Lol! No, the doc won't be able to tell. Even if he could, who cares! All guys (and most girls) do it anyway!
The question is if the doctor can tell if you masturbate. There is one way I know of that a doctor can tell, and this is that you are a young guy so the doctor probably assumes yes you do.
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