Can you use plastic food wrap instead of condom for cucumber masturbation?

[Anonymous]

[Sweet-and-Sour]

You can buy a silicon dildo very cheap from Tantus (watch thier grab bags!). You have no idea where the cucumber has been and can't sterilize it easily, and I dotn recommend plastic wrap as a barrier. A good quality silicon dildo will last years if properly taken care of, and it much safer than vegetables.
If you have any questions, let me know!

[Anonymous]

I am definitely not an expert on this, but I would not recommend putting anything in your body that could potentially be harmful. I understand "penile" shaped objects I suppose, but I would say you either need to use a condom or get a toy, because I don't suspect it to be safe to put plastic wrap in your vagina.

[Theshaft169]

Why wrap the cucumber or put in a condom? It's not getting you pregnant.
If worried about the sharp little pricks on it , peel it then squat on it. Take it deep.
If peel it , shape it like a nice big cock. Square the one side off so it stands.
Then u can totally squat right down on it.
Shape it to size.

[GirlScout]

Dude... GM in your cootch?

[Theshaft169]

@GirlScout gm?

[GirlScout]

GM foods,

[Theshaft169]

@GirlScout still totally senseless sorry. Gm foods in your cooch?

[GirlScout]

Genetically Modified food!

[nakedalligator]

Wouldn't plastic food wrap be a bit less, smooth? I think you would be much more comfortable using the condom.

[BEatenyou]

no lol, the friction would be murder! just pick some up at your local women health. They offer free condoms.

[26ukdude]

You are probably better off with a penis than an item of food, or an inanimate phallic shaped object...

[meatballs21]

Are you planning on eating the cucumber afterwards?

[GirlScout]

This is the absolute key question!

[Theshaft169]

@GirlScout once cooked it's fine. Kills all the bacteria. Then again who likes cooked cucumber. Toss that thing in a salad and add lots of dressing I guess. Or feed it to a friend.

[kammex]

Anything can be used to masturbation if you're brave enough.

[Superfreakpr]

U can barrow my dick👍

[SlightlyCrazy]

Why use the cucumber I'm right here?

[Dave20154]

Probably wants to remain a virgin

[SlightlyCrazy]

@Dave20154 define virgin.

[Dave20154]

If she's had a dick enter her, she's not a virgin

[SlightlyCrazy]

@Dave20154 I see. I have a mouth with a tounge in it. There's also fingers attached to my hands.

[MisterDude007]

Wtf XD ur crazy by the time a guy gets to u ur gunna b loose :(;

[jmmmfi2]

Are condoms really that expensive

[Yonzo]

plastic food wrap doesn't fit perfectly and it will feel like you're masturbating with paper except it smoother

[Anonymous]

I've done it before.
It didn't hurt me at all.

[Theshaft169]

What kind? Not English cucumber I hope. The long skinny ones. Did u use a reg one? Nice big? What other objects have you tried? Do you remember the first one you used? Curious. Thanks

[Anonymous]

prayers your way. open a bible. God bless u sweetie

[Killer-Queen]

Best comment lol

[Theshaft169]

@Killer-Queen better a cucumber then the family pet mounting her don't you think?

[Killer-Queen]

@Theshaft169 Absolutely

[Anonymous]

You can also use a dildo instead of cucumber.

[Anonymous]

are you going to eat it after

[Anonymous]

I don't know. Are you about to use a cucumber?