Caught masturbating or having sex?

[Anonymous]

So earlier today I decided to get a little dirty and watch some girl on girl porn (im straight, but girl porn turns me on more.) while I masturbated. I usually put headphones into my laptop and lay on my bed. I thought I had my headphones plugged in, only to realize about 5-10 minute later that they were not. My whole family was home and I don't know who heard of not, but it was pretty loud. and I'm really embarrassed haha. anyways I was wondering how many of you have ever been caught masturbating or having sex? Walked in on or just got too loud about it? I'm curious.

[Anonymous]

I'm a 16 year old boy and am pretty open with my friends about everything. We're all pretty open with our bodies, for instance, we'll change in front of each other or sometimes, I'll walk around my house naked. So of course, once in a while, I walk in on a dear buddy of mine going to town by himself, and it it used to be awkward, but now its not. A couple of times I've walked in on a friend and he won't even stop, but he'll make conversation (haha). I've also been walked in on a few times, by my parents, brother, and friends. The only time it was ever semi-awkward was when my mom walked in on me.

I thought she was going to her friend's house for a couple of hours when really she was just picking something up. Knowing, or thinking, that she was gone, I stripped down to my underwear and put on some of my dad's porn in the living room. I put it on really loudly.for some dumb reason.and didn't hear my mom walk in. As the guy in the porn was blowing his load all over two girls, my mom walked in, my hand on my dick with a bottle of lotion next to me. The rest of the times I've been walked in on, they were all pretty cool about it.

About a year ago, I was at my friends house and I was trying to get with this super hot girl and we were kind of snuggling and I got a major hard on. Of course I didn't want to ruin the fun so I ran to his room, jerked off and was planning on going back to the "party". I walked into his room, started jerking off, and the girl came looking for me, thinking that I asked her to follow me back to the room. Of course, it was awkward at first but it all ended up well :D

[VAGitarian]

...wow you are just a moron about it...

[zishan07]

Moron or not, that was hilarious, haha!

[Blankname1]

DAMN!!!

[NatureBloom]

LoL! Well, at least you end getting some!

[Jay7755]

When I was in High School me and my girlfreind went back to her house from practice (I had baseball pratice, she had Track) her father was a Cop and mom was a Secretary, her father usually work second shift (4pm-11pm) when we got to her house, we sat watched tv and then went to her basement, we started making out,then it lead to having sex, about three minutes into it I hear "Valerie! you down here" it was her dad, we were completely naked, I quietly hid behind the couch, she replied "Yeah, I'm typing my essay for Chemistry" I guess he belived her because he never came down, the door was still open, the mood was totally killed, we never finished (we made up for it lol) my main goal was just to get out, haha

[ineverycity]

WOW you were lucky hahaha

[NatureBloom]

Just kuje ineverycity said , You were VERY lucky!! :)

[sexygirl8989]

I've been walked in when I was masturbating by my dad a couple of times. The first time I was like 11 and he was shocked when he walked in on me and my friend masterbating naked on my bed. We embarrassed but it was funny to see the look on my dads face when he first opened the door lol.

A friends mom was the first one to walk in on me having sex with my friends twin brother. A lot of my friends have seen me and my bf's get on. My dad has never walked in on me have sex with a guy, but my mom did a few times. Once I was on top of one her bf's son that was a year older than me lol.

[Edwardcullensgirl1]

I got caught by my mom once while having phone sex with my boyfriend I was 13 at the time so she was majorly p*ssed (not about me masterbating she said that was perfectly normal she was p*ssed at the fact that I was on the phone with my boyfriend while I was doing it) It was so akward cause I was so loud I thought she wasn't home so I was as loud as I wanted to be but I had no idea she was home! The next day I wanted to go to his house and she was so p*ssed and said we had to talk about something it was the most akward day of my life!

[QueenJane]

I've never been caught. Lol But I once went to my friends place for dinner. And there were like ten of us and we had a great night. It was late. Ben went into his room said goodnight. I'd left my shoes and coat in his room and so went in to get it and opened the door.Like everyone in the living room saw him jerking off...

he was really horrified and got really embarrassed ans screamed and I just shut the door real quick. Hahaha...poor guy.

[beachtexasgirl89]

never happened to me but I'm also a straight girl who likes girl on girl porn. I can relate to everything going on. a blowjob, I can't relate to.

anyway no I've never been caught but I had a friend who masturbated with an electric toothbrush, fell asleep with it on, and woke up the next morning and it was on the other side of the room, turned off. that meant her mother must have come into the room and put it elsewhere. they never spoke of it.

[Bvroon]

I have been walked in on by my mother in law before, fortunately I was usually covered up, as she walked in on us more than once. Very gratefully she was really cool about it and even though I was embarrassed she never said anything about it. I have never been caught masturbating, though my Dad found my porn collection and never really said anything about it, and even when he did say something about it, he didn't make a big deal out of it.

[tabbygirl01]

This was an FML, I've read it!

[Asker]

Haha what?! really?

[tabbygirl01]

Hahah yeah :]

[rrrob]

im 16, and currently still livin with my parents, since a younge age I was caught doin just about everythin, non sex related and sex related, so at this age when I get caught masturbatin or havin sex, they don't make much of a fuss, but I regulaly have sex in my bedroom, despite the fact my mum is trying to sleep in the room next door.

my brother, two sisters, and my parents have all walked in on my jerkin off befor

and I've often left used condoms on my tv stand, which they have spotted, but thur happy b`cos at least I use condoms (might I add that the condoms are no longer on my tv stand, I do have hygene its just not my top priority to put a condom in the bin downstairs, when there is a naked girl layin on my bed.)

[John-Bee]

I was caught once when I was about 12. I was in the tub & my mother knocked & came right in. Well they were on their way out so I couldn't hold the little swimmers in.

My god it was worse than George Canstanza on Seinfeld. Oh brother I'll go blind, it's a mortal sin & on & on.

Just shut the door & get the hell out! If it was soooooo bad I wonder what she did to give birth to me? What a lecture I got when I finally came out of the bathroom.

[dakadan]

I'm sorry to hear that. Masturbation is such a natural act and I think very healthy. By releasing the building energy it won't manifest somewhere else.

[Asker]

Haha aw. what kind of lecture did you get on that one? what's there to say really? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MASTURBATE! or what? aha

[John-Bee]

It was almost 20 years ago. I just remember the embarrassment & my mother going practically hysterical & yell you'll go blind & yelling to my father do you know what your son is doing in there. I'm trying to catch the swimmers with the washcloth & cover up with it too. Funny now!!

[Captain-Sarah]

I bet your dad was secretly proud and laughed about it when your mom wasn't around.

[John-Bee]

Oh I'm sure he was. My mother was way to emotional.

[QueenJane]

My friend has the funniest story. She used to hump the pillow when she was like 6 and her dad had to talk her out of doing that- because she used to do it all over the place anywhere... It's so funny.

[katiesmuff]

Been caught doing both. Was pretty young when caught masturbating by my older brother and a friend of his. That was horribily embarrassing.

While having sex I don't know if caught is the right terminology as just walked in on by friends who have seen us getting it on more than once.

[lefthand]

Most people have gotten walked in on, fact of living of living with other people. Second fact, pretty much everyone masturbates so it is nothing to worry about.

[Prometheus]

haha years ago I was masturbating to some porn on the laptop in the middle of the night with headphones, in all the excitement I kicked the headphone jack out of the hole just as the woman starts screaming as she orgasms. No one said anything but I know they heard it, neighbours too no doubt lol.

[sexy-man]

I never got caught while having sex or masturbating but I have caught people having sex AND masturbating. And from my point of view, as a "catcher", f***ing hilarious.

[Hollister78]

Ive been walked in on when I was littler a couple times.damn it I just couldn't choose the "right" times to do it lol. lately have i? no. generally now because my parents just yell down the stairs instead of walking into my bedroom when the door is closed. also what is up with parents knocking like twice and then just walking in

[muzeasd]

U are usure that you were caught, so try to behave like "INNOCENTS".

[xO0jesslxl]

I was 14 and my boyfriend was over and I thought that everyone in my family went to the red sox game but my older brother just went to his girlfriend's house. Me and my boyfriend were having sex and my brother walked in and I was so embarassed. He was 17 at the time and I was so scared that he was going to tell my dad but luckily he didnt. I did get a long lecture after he kicked my boyfriend out .

[hahalover]

LMFAO! Wow that's really funny. I hope that never happens to me I would be mortified! I've always been scared that something like that would happen to me.

[nolan-]

i have never been walked in on or anything I am in the shower when I am ... you know try it .

[jon123]

i have been caught by being walked in on

[TheNameIsRob]

I had my aunt walk in on me one time when I thought I was alone for a few days. I was 16 and my parents left for the weekend and my girlfriend wasn’t coming over until morning so I decided to take care of myself.

Since I wasn’t expecting anyone to be home I spent the afternoon basically nude and at some point started watching porn while sitting at my desk. I didn’t bother to shut my door and was sitting in such a way that when my aunt got to my doorway there was no hiding at all. Luckily she wasn’t the prudish type and just apologized without trying to embarrass me.

[Dallsimo]

Got caught stroking my dick on balcony by stepdaughter

[baldballs]

i was caught masturbating by my sister.she used it against me for a couple years.she blackmailed me. i was her toy boy and did what she wanted.

[Wingspan]

I'm a guy who can't relate to your specific situation but when I was in high school I was caught by my mom and dad. I was jacking away in my bed before school one morning and didn't realize it was so late. My parents realized I was not out of bed and stopped in my room to get me going. When they walked in I was shall I say, at the very end of my effort with a big bone standing straight up and it made a mess all over my bed. I was shocked to see them at that point and so were they. However they didn't embarrass me further but rather laughed it off. My dad said, "well, practice makes perfect" and my mom said, "now that you had your workout will you be going to football practice today?" In short, everybody does it and you should be discrete but don't be embarrassed. My parents were so kind in that they made me feel relaxed about my emerging sexuality.

[Becca1234]

Hahaha. Your parents sound awesome.

[dugbug1]

i did I was masturbating to lesbian porn (cuz I don't like to see a guys pen*s) and my sisters frends walked in on me it suked sooo bad

[Asker]

Hahah aww. id still rather have a sibling, or sibling friend walk in on you over your parents walking in on you haha

[dugbug1]

Lol I know and like 20 minutes ago I got walked in on by my sister and she startedt talk to me and I was like staring at her and I was naked on my bed and she was just talking like if I had clothes on I was like can you plz get out nd she is like oh so you can get back to that ok I was like really embarased lol

[Asker]

Haha well sounds like it happens a lot then huh? you should be getting used to it by now! :P

[dugbug1]

Lol yea recently today I woke up to go to the bathroom and I had an erection so I wached a little girl on girl poern and masturbated and man my sisters frend walked in on me I thought I did havee the head phones on but na and she heard it she walked in and asked me if it was o if she could lay down next to me and I was naked so I was like ummm ok andd like 5 minutes ago she left but it was kinda funny lol so what's up with you ???

[adevilforme]

so I was in bed with this guy in his parents house and the next morning the mom walked in and asked us what we wanted for breakfast. I was so embarrassed but he said his mom didn't care :0

[katietaylor]

hahaha that's too funny! I do the same thing too and I always am making sure my headphones are definitely plugged into my lap top hahah so funny! but no I've never been caught before. at least as far as I know !

[Anonymous]

I think I might crawl under a rock and die if someone were to catch me masturbating

[Anonymous]

I've never been caught. But I would rather be caught having sex then masturbating

[Anonymous]

i got caught wile having sex... Thank god I'm a intelligent guy and locked the entrance door from inside so when my mom came in we were in the living and I heard her (she couldn't get in anyway) .

It was really embarrassing for my girlfriend but I think my mom thinks we were only kissing (I think she believes I'm a virgin... )

Good luck me XD

[Anonymous]

Ive been caught on numerous occasions.mom,maids daughter,a niece,my aunt lol,you name it

[Anonymous]

I got caught masturbating in my room by my dad... I thought no one was home... I was wrong, very very wrong. My dad walked in and was like, "What the heck!" I don't' think I've ever been so embarrassed.

[sweetheart18]

Oh.dear.lord. my thoughts and prayers go out to you. lol

[Anonymous]

I was caught by one of my best friends. She came into my room while I was in mid orgasm, my whole body froze. To make things 100 times worse I was on cam for my boyfriend so here I was totally naked, moaning with a webcam in between my legs. She just walked back out and knocked on the door,when I put my clothes back on I let her in. She never spoke about it.

[Anonymous]

I was caught back when I was 13 masturbating,because I forgot to close my door all the way to my room. Well my mom walked in and walked back out a second later and she never spoke a word of it to me.So ether she didn't notice or I got caught and she didn't have anything to say about it.lol

17 now and haven't been caught ever again.

[Anonymous]

i haven't got caught but Once they saw some of the porno I had, but they just screamed and said it was a sin and lalala. Anyways then my dad said I should get married cause he though I was going to be a sex machine or something lol. I caught one of my friends masturbating but he just kept going at it I just looked away lol. good times

[kisses00]

Hahahaha, isn't that awkward walking in on someone?

[Anonymous]

I was caught having sex twice. My mother's boyfrind caught me and my boyfriend. Though he didn't say anything about it to my mom which I was glad since I was 15 (yes I know I was stupid).

The second time was when My mom walked into my room. Though we weren't actually having sex at that moment, we were just getting re-dressed and she walked in. She was mad at first, but then calmed down and was just in shock. But not before she threw my half naked boyfriend outside. That was a little embaressing, especially for him.

I've never been caught masterbating, or if I have, no one brought it up! But my mom obviously knows and has gotten me some stuff.

[TheLayce]

What do you mean , but "gotten me some stuff" ??

[A_Guy]

I think she means vibrators/dildos/etc. Its funny how open girls are about their toys, a coworker once told me that her and two of my other coworkers when to an Adult Sex Store and they all got vibrators, the other two coworkers never knew I knew that!