Describe the perfect female butt?

[Anonymous]

If you are booty connoisseur, describe your ideal one.

[greese]

Two bowling balls put next together.

formula for the perfect ass.

(Shape + Circularity) x (Bounce + Firmness)

------------------------------------------------------------ ---- Virticalness == ass rating

Texture

Shape - is it flat or apple like or onion like or what?

Circularity - is it evenly round? or doesn't it not have any structure at all.

Bounce - does the ass bounce as you run or move attractively as you walk?

Firmness - not soft and squishy and not hard and solid.

Texture - no blemishes, no acne, no stress marks, just good skin.

Virticalness - how long is it, how short is it?

For me the perfect ass has no blemishes, just very good and soft skin. I don't like the long and very tight asses but in between. Firmness is a must, I don't want to see any cellulite but I want to see some bounce, however. It seems I prefer a apple bottom or union bottom shape.

It must have 75% or a little more circularity.

That is the perfect ass to me. But any ass that is in shape will do for me.

[greese]

(((S + C) x (B x F)) / T) - V == AR

[Asker]

LOL

[Anonymous]

Baboon but

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perfect...

[Epiphanies]

Round, perky and smooth

My butt fits all the criteria except for the last one, I have stretch marks all over :(

[Yanyell]

Stretch marks aren't a big deal, I don't think I know anyone who would think any less of their partner for them. Don't worry about it!

[foolycooly1001]

round, full, smooth, jiggles but doesn't ripple, firm, leaves a space between the legs if you stand straight from behind

[Xenophobia]

As long as the girl doesn't have a pancake/frumpy ass, I'm happy.

[dreamishobby]

round, in proportion with her upper body , smooth, soft, && hairless~!

[hanktronk]

wide little volume tight

[Anonymous]

Big, round, perky, & soft.

[Anonymous]

A perfect female butt is a female butt of any shape willing to doing anal with a guy.

[Just_A_Girl88]

Hahaha