Did I give a bad blowjob?

[Anonymous]

HE DIDNT CUM! I felt like I was doing good though...did everything right, but he was like sorry I'm too drunk to cum..can you be too drunk to come?

[Method]

Yes, we can be too drunk. And yes, there is a bad bj. Try next time this, this is perfect:

1. First you need to get him turned on - be more aggressive, grab his stuff, slowly massage his balls through his pants, it's important that you act as seductive as possible - the more you're turned on - the more he'll be turned on. Pull his pants down slowly and act as naughty as possible - this is a great turn on.

2. Grab his hand and lick on his fingers slowly before you give him head - just put his middle finger slowly into your mouth and suck on it, up and down, slide it slowly and moan - you have to moan a lot so he feels like a king.

3. As you're licking one finger, slowly start stroking his shaft (penis) with your other hand, you have to be on your knees and he should be standing, look him in the eyes - this way you can see his reactions. You need to love giving him head if you want him to really enjoy it.

4. Most girls make the mistake of being too soft - don't do that, grab his penis tightly and stroke it hard, as you're twisting his shaft with one hand slowly start sucking on the head (the tip) of his penis, curl your tongue around it, twist it in circles, then point it upwards and slowly lick it while you're watching him.

5. Say something like "mmmmm I love it" then smile, smiling is very important - it conveys that you love it. Keep on stroking and sucking harder.

6. Start talking dirty to him, put your hands around his balls and tickle them gently - make sure you are gentle 'cause his balls are very sensitive, as you're tickling, keep on stroking and sucking.

7. Once you see that he's getting closer start stroking harder - and don't even think about slowing down. Scream at him, tell him you want it - tell him where you want it (swallowing will make him go crazy just as you want it) - then as he starts to come, you have 2 options - you can hold his penis or he can hold it - I suggest you let him hold it and squeeze it out.

8. Then hold his penis and stroke it slowly, just as if you were trying to squeeze every last drop out of him into your mouth, give it a few more finishing licks.

9. Then smile at him, open your mouth and show him what you've got in your mouth, smile, then swallow all of it - then look up at him again and open your mouth to show him it's gone. If you REALLY want to learn how to give a blow job then you have to read Jack's Blowjob Lessons ---->
10. Smile again, believe me he'll love you for it.

Good luck

[Levin]

Course! Depends on how much he's had and whether he's generally in the mood for it. I've heard tales of a woman who I know is competent and sexually experienced being unable to make a man come when he's sober (she told me this). A man's biology is more complicated than you think. But you should probably drop the concern of making a blowjob perfect and romantic when he's drunk...

[bansheeminx]

No, I don't think there's such a thing as a bad blow job unless you used your teeth lol.

Alcohol affects the brains functioning, so he might have felt good but if his brain doesn't tell him to come then he won't.

[bluewingedangel828]

you can come when your drunk. but it takes them way longer. so chances are the girl will tire out way before he will cum

[bluewingedangel828]

ive had this happen with my man several times always when drunk so I just give up on bjs and him cumming from them when he drunk but I still suck him

[sassyg1rl]

Drunk guys definitely have problems cumming and with erections.

Don't let this affect you.

[Leeggg]

"can you be too drunk to come?"

You certainly can. Some guys are less sensitive than others even when sober. If you were able to make a guy like that come when he is drunk you should be given a nobel prize or something.

[cutekid]

I dnt really think blowjobs aren't good or girls gv bad bj..it feels good all time,.gues its because he z drunk..