Do girls poot?

I'm asking this anonymously so that I don't get made fun of. My female friends swear that girls don't poot, but I always assumed that they did for some reason. I know that they have BM's (I've seen them), but I've never heard a girl poot, even though smells have made me suspicious a few times. Do girl poot like guys, or is this accomplished through queefs (or something else)? It would be nice if you could offer some proof.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I've never heard a girl fart before in public, because they are shy about it. See they are shy about something.

    Then again I knew this girl back in elementary school who would let one rip every time we were on the jungle gym, maybe that was her way of showing affection O_O. Good lord I've just realized that. I have become more mature, brb I'm gonna ask the Mrs to poot and show her affection.

    From now on girls, poot for your man to show your undying affection for him.

    • Men usually don't fart at public as well, but you definitely Had bad luck. Many girls fart proudly in public.

  • Quite a bit of them have around me. Sometimes they do it for laughs. I don't think it's that funny though.

    • We do it for laughs and because it feels good. Also, if a girl farts around you it can mean that she likes you. I fart around guys I like.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Nope, us girls have this thing where we do NOTHING gross, we are all like flowers and butterflies, nothing but good smells and pretty pictures <3 haha

  • I just thought I would mention that 'poot' is just about the funniest f.ucking word ever.

  • Not around people (we only do it when no ones around)

    • Speak for yourself, I fart around whoever I please whenever I feel the slightest urge to rip one.

    • Many of them fart around people. And men as well don't do this around people.

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  • No they don't, and I don't either! I thought I broke wind once, but it smelled so I knew it couldn't have been me.

  • No, girls don't fart.

    • o, is that what his talking bout?

  • no we just all explode at 65 lol

  • kinda of confused because iv never heard it called poot lol so I looked it up in urban dictionary and it said it means fart. So if you asking if chicks fart yes they do

  • i have no clue what your talking boutO.o

  • Never

  • No we are girls.lol

  • We don’t poot, we fart. Loud and angry. Those girls are telling you we don’t fart to protect you from the world shattering realization of just how much gas we pass.

  • no

  • yes

  • Yes, we just tend to be more discrete about it.

    • Men usually are discete as well. But many girls fart proudly around people as well.

  • Just making sure, you do realize that everyone here is kidding right?

    And yes girls DO fart

  • I don't think so.

  • No, girls do not "poot".

    When the excrement is in their digestive system, a special bacteria, only found in girls, breaks it down so that there is nothing left!

    As such, they do no "poot".