Do guys like hearing about girls masturbating?

Or is it something gross that we have to hide? Like, can a girl talk about it blatantly? haha
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Only the most prudish guys will find it gross. But while most guys would be turned on, many will get the wrong idea and think that you talking so openly about it makes you "easy", and they might not respect you as much. That's mostly due to their own immaturity, rather than anything you've done. And some guys, because you've got them turned on, are going to try to sleep with you, or at least, hint strongly at it.

    So, you really need to think about who you are talking about this with. If they're more mature, it's probably no big deal. If they're immature, then they probably won't be grossed out or anything, but you may be creating hassles for yourself that you don't need.

    If it's your boyfriend, then, yes, tell him. He wants to hear it, and will appreciate your openness.

    • What if I accidentally let slip when I was super drunk? Like I accidentally told him that I'm super horny and I masturbate all the time...but I also made clear that I am a virgin and intend to keep it that way till I find someone special

    • IMO, it's better that guys who are interested in you know that about you. They can decide whether or not to date you with full knowledge of what they are getting into; no surprises. That's best for everyone. It's also comforting that even though you aren't in a hurry to have sex, you still have a positive attitude about sex. Not all virgins do, and when they don't, that's a big red flag for most potential partners.

  • How would you react, hearing guys talking about how

    they are bashing the candle, bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning their rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting their mister, flogging their dog, floggin their frog, flogging their hog, flogging their log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding their flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking their cronker, yanking the crank? ( link ) ?

Most Helpful Girls

  • im pretty open about it, so I don't mind having guys hear me talk about it. only time it was awkward was at my parents party, when a guests wife brought it up. my family is nudist, so we were all naked and when I tried to jump in the convo, it kinda just stopped, lol. they werent ready to hear me talk like that I guess.

  • never met a guy that didn't like hearing me talk about it, lol.

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  • Most of my gfs have lol

    Sometimes, a good way to find out what turns her on early in dating/relationship.

    As said, context is a factor. Not something to discuss in front of most parents :/

  • I would like to believe so lol

    • Extremely hot to hear about it

  • I know I do

  • a lot of guys, yes

  • I think its normal.

    Also yeah it is kind of a turn on depending if I think she is attractive. It also lets me know she has a sex drive which is important.

  • It doesn't bother me. But like anything else it depends somewhat on the context. Probably does not make for a good dinner table conversation subject, for example. In general I don't find it offensive.

    • And obviously in private with a girl I like it is a most welcome topic.

    • haha ok.. so if I said it in private, it's acceptable? I was also SUPER drunk

  • Everyone does it. And my female coworker actually does it there at work. And we both talk about it all the time. Nothing wrong about talking or seeing it happen.

  • I am the one who like it ;P I can make your masturbation progess more hot and pleassurable actually :)

  • nope everyone would think you're a whore

    • You are too funny sometimes

    • ?not sure if trying to mock me or...trying to mock me

    • Not at all. It was rude, but funny

  • I love hearing about girls masturbating ... talk about it ad nauseam.

  • Ummm not gross hot af and it turns me on a LOT

  • oh yeah, I think its super hot. I wish my exes would have let me watch...

  • yes, its normal right!? xd

  • If a girl were to talk to me about it confidentially I would not mind after we met up and knew each other. If she talks about it in a group of guys I would say she's just as bad as girls who would just meet me and immediately start talking about what they thought of their own boobs... attention seeking.

  • depends on her and what she masturbates to. sometimes it pisses me off. othertimes, turnon

  • i don't think it is so classy to talk about it

    • I agree

    • you don't understand how much it turns men on. we want to hear about it

    • Yeah I know, I don't think so too! But it was in private and I was super drunk :(

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