Does anyone else get annoyed with morning wood 😠?

[Jared____]

😐 when it lasts like an hour and you wanna go somewhere but you have morning wood stilll

[redeyemindtricks]

My boy's never had this, once, in his whole life. (Lemme tell ya, no problems w/the plumbing.) I know it's a meme, but is it really that common?

Apart from my husband, I just... yeah, the sample size of men I've actually woken up next to, in my life, is retardedly small. Oh shnap y'all, I'm a slut, love'em and leave'em. LOL

How common is this, really, in real life?

[Anonymous]

i heard guys can tuck it in?

[Jared____]

😧 that's not how boners work

[Opinion Owner]

no i meant like tuck it under your shirt i heard guys do that when they get them in public

[Jared____]

It would have to be a little small for nobody to notice

[Opinion Owner]

oh xD good luck then dude...

[Opinion Owner]

oh lol thanks !

[Tellytubby]

No it's awesome. My girlfriend rubs against it waking me up and it's always a. Excuse for morning sex because as she says it's a shame to waste it...

When alone it's a pleasant surprise every morning and the perfect opportunity for a tug before your morning coffee and croissants...

[Levin]

Penises are annoying in general.

"'levin', someone at the door."

"Yes, hold on, give me... 10 minutes, stupid bloody thing!"

[Honeyyy]

Wh at is morning wood?

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I dunno what that's like haha

[CheerGirl38139]

They don't bother me at all ☺☺

[karahiri]

whack it into submission! lmao. :D

[Jared____]

😂 during the time of the question I was with friends and annoyed I couldn't just jerk😂💁🏻

[karahiri]

lmfao. just be like. DUDES! I GOT PRESSING BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO! VAMOS!

[Jared____]

I was in a car😢

[karahiri]

oh. never mind then. :p

[Jared____]

You see the struggle

[karahiri]

i doooooo :p

[mr90skid]

Yeah when I gotta wait for it to go down before walking in front of parents

[Jibaku]

Haha yea! Penis' are annoying A. F!
Morning wood, Breakfast wood, thinking about tree's wood, talking with your parents wood, driving your car wood, going to sleep wood, shower wood, getting wood for the sake of having wood.

[MissNowhere]

Can't you just... jack it off?

[Jared____]

I'm in a hotel with 5 dudes 💁🏻

[Nuqood]

It's proper uncomfortable jacking off when you have to piss, too. All kinds of different pressures coming from different areas, with the added pressure of your dick feeling like it's about to blow up from all the blood.

[MissNowhere]

@ Jared Ohhhh, that sucks then 😅 @Nuqood I can sort of relate to that lol xD

[Jared____]

But normally you can but you just shoot more and it's a hassle to clean and it's just annoying as fuck

[MissNowhere]

#PenisProblems

[Nuqood]

You can relate? Please don't tell me you're actually a MrNowhere, otherwise I might have to contemplate long and hard about my sexuality. I used the words long and hard for what I hope are for, uh, obvious reasons.

[Jared____]

Don't judge dude she had a full operation and is now a woman

[MissNowhere]

@Nuqood 😳 No worries lmao, I do have a vagina. All I meant was that for me it's not comfortable to masturbate when I need to pee either 😂

[Jared____]

😂 she's just uncomfortable discussing about how she used to be a man

[MissNowhere]

Shut up, Jared -_-

[joeb73]

yes and now i'm older i wish i had that problem :-)

[Autumn_stone]

I think its hot when i turn over and find that my husband has a stiffy, turns me on ;)

[SomeGuy37]

I know, right? Sometimes she isn't 'in the mood', but what I DON'T want sex, every time I get hard!! Ladies, just because he wakes up with a NORMAL erection, maybe dreaming about how AMAZING you are, doesn't mean he wants sex!! Also, just because a guy gets hard, doesn't mean you are AT ALL, OBLIGATED TO DO ANYTHING!!! Real men are responsible to their own feelings, and needs, and sometimes, when you look a certain way, or wear something we like, we get a little 'excited', and you should just smile, and love that he is liking you, and so turned on, by you, but you don't need to feel any obligation to do anything, because of that!!

[26ukdude]

I used to get that a lot, now not really. Oh dear its past its best :-(

[DrKran]

If you wake me without an offering then I will be crossed.

[Nuqood]

Proper can't stand it. The worst is when you roll in your sleep and wake up with broken dick syndrome.. god, the pain.

[Grace_Rdz]

Oh, that wouldn't bother me at all haha

[DBAOracle]

Oh, I hate these. I never had a morning wood lasting an hour though. It usually goes away after I take a piss.

[JCT666]

Yeah, it's annoying. -_-

[Words_and_Wisdom]

I'm only annoyed i have no one to use that morning wood on.

[Blackwatch8494]

Annoying if I'm late to class or if my roommate or his girl friend are up and I have to get past them with a raging boner haha. But when you're with a girl morning wood is a blessing. Morning sex is always good and when a girl wakes you up with a blowjob... well its just the best thing ever. Morning wood is a double edged sword for sure

[Sojex]

Take a cold shower or rub one out

[Anonymous]

I don't really get morning wood. When I do it only last like a minute and then goes away. I guess I'm lucky?