Haha oh irony when the BA girl said don't say "I wanna tie you up in the closet and whip you while eating sliced bread" I laughed out loud because that is exactly the kind of things my boyfriend and I send back and forth to each other, but we also both enjoy light hearted fooling around and just having fun with sex. And to each their own :). I would just keep it to what you would say/do if you were with her in real life. Because of the way my boyfriend and I interact in real life it isn't scary to say things like that because in real life I would just turn to him and say that in a flirty way. I would say exactly what you want to do to her, but keep it on a level you would say in real life... I also enjoy just sending innuendos from what I'm actually doing, just to keep him up to date in my life, keep a sexy creative part of my brain active 24/7, and to see what he picks up on and keep him on his toes (and it makes him find things in the boring daily things that I say without even meaning to imply sex sometimes ha ha it's awesome cause I can get him where I want him without even thinking about it). Food is awesome that way. Anything you can drizzle on her and then lick off or fruits in general, just play with and how you word. I'm attracted to you, so the sexiest text you can send will sound like you ;). You can't just steal other people's lines you have to play with them yourself (and sometimes role with the typos cause it's more fun if you act like you really do want to involve a duck in your relationship)
Here's one.
Guy: Hey babe, wyd
Girl: hey boo, laying down
Guy: oh yea, what you got on
Girl: undies and a tee
Guy: Maybe you should turn off the lights and lose the panties.
Girl: mkk they're off
Guy: good girl. Now I want you to play with your p***y
Girl: mmm I'm doing it.
Guy: tell me how does it feel
Girl" mhmm, feels good.
Guy: you getting all wet for daddy?
That's just a little something off the top. I just went straight to the point but you can draw it out more. But you can see where this is going. Tell her what you want and ask her what she wants also. Like, " What do you want me to do to you baby". Give details and use your imagination. Don't give dry responses like "oh really". Move her into it and get her comfortable. Don't just throw sh*t on her like, "I wanna tie you up in my closet and whip you while I eat a slice of bread. Because that sh*t is too freaky to start with and just weird. Good luck ;)
Well there's a few different ways... you can just say shit like pull my hair, yeah slut take it... Or you can kind of make up a scenario and tell her about it and all that... Or like you'll say something like she started taking her clothes off... And then she fills in the. Next part..
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