Fundamentals of Masturbating in Engineering Approach. (That's the book's name I will write as a mechanical engineer)

[Anonymous]

Alright. Let's start to explain it in detail. I will talk about the relation between piston and cylinder which is used to compress the air. Okay now look at the picture below. There is a piston and a cylinder system. The piston rotates in the cylinder with a certain velocity. To obtain the certain velocity we need to use the proper oil which has the required viscosity(μ). So you can ask What's viscosity? It is a quantity of fluid property when analyzing liquid behavior. The equationf of motion between the force , viscosity and a certain velocity is F(newton) = (μ). ∂u/∂y . A(area)

∂u(velocity, m/s) and ∂y( the distance between the shaft and cylinder as meter).

When the piston moves there will be an oilf flim thickness. That's the thing we want so that the piston fucks cylinder easily with no overheat and wear and it doesn't hurt it.

Alright this is the equation and now lets look at what men do while they are masturbating. As everyone knows we hold it by our right or left hand and suck it untill we cum. This is not good, okkay man? especially teenager must read this very carefully. First of all, don't masturbate without spitting on your hand because the saliva has actually a good viscosity value and it makes you to consume less energy and makes your dick move easily. Secondly, don't hold your penis to suck. Make a hole with your hands depending on your penis size and then you keep your hand constant, just make your body move forwad and back. By this way you will see that you take much more pleasure while masturbating because there won't be pressure on the skin of the penis and you don't make it cum fast. What's more, when you fuck the pussy you feel that there is a warm liquid inside it and we call that the girl is cuming. If she doesn't cum, and her vagina stays dry and she feels pain when you force it, and also your penis moves slower and feel like your penis is getting burn because its temperature increases when you force it. Therefore, use baby oil which has a really god viscosity and even better than the normal liquid of vagina. It makes you feel you are flying while fucking the pussy, and also use it when you want to fuck her asshole otherwise her asshole would feel pain and you don't take much pleasure. Alright, I am not going to speak of this topic in more detail. I hope you all understood what I meant. Have fun and see the math in things ;)

[Dominic21]

Are you stoned buddy?

[myTake Owner]

No but I think you are.