Funny Boner Stories?

Got any embarrassing or funny stories about getting a boner?
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  • So I work as a life guard and we were doing some basic training and refreshers on our lifesaving skills with the entire staff. We were working on shallow water spinal boarding and I had to strap one of my male co-workers on to the spinal board.

    During the process, he got a boner.

    (And considering the circumstances it was seriously noticeable to.)

    And I had to continue strapping him to the board. It wasn't to bad until I got to the hip straps. During the other parts I could just maneuver myself so I didn't have to come in contact with and/or look at it directly BUT our board is weird and has two sets of hip straps which are in really awkward places for such a situation. So pretty much there is a strap right above and right below his penis.

    When I got to that point I kind of froze, and the lady supervising the training just looked at me and said "You know honey, normally I'd make you cross those but I think we can all see 'something' would be in the way" and she started laughing.

    So luckily I didn't have to cross the straps across his crotch area, but I still had to strap directly around his boner.

    The whole time he's trying to divert the attention away from it, I'm extremely awkward and my co-workers are almost dying of laughter.

    • I'm sure he was way embarrassed, but I also bet he went home and yanked himself over that situation.

    • Hahah modelnude4u that's probably true !

  • Well I was over at my boyfriend's house and we were watching a movie on his bed. His jeans had rips in them, and I absentmindedly just started messing with his exposed knee. He shuddered a little and gave out a little groan and I looked and he had a boner sticking out of his pants! It was uncomfortable, so he adjusted himself so that his member was laying flat against his stomach. His dad chooses that moment to walk in and start a conversation with my bf. During the conversation, he had to shift his weight occasionally and once he moaned a little cause his pants were pleasuring him when he shifted. His dad finally looks and sees a lump under my bf's shirt on his stomach. He got outta there real fast! And then we had a silent quickie while his dad napped in the next room.

Most Helpful Guys

  • I get a massage about every 2 months, and got 1 recently. I always get my massages nude, that way they can get to everything better. They keep a thin sheet over you most of the time, so you're still generally covered. The girl giving me the massage was really cute, so while I was on my stomach, I got hard.

    When she had me roll over onto my back, the sheet had a big tent in it from my penis. She ignored it while she did my legs, arms and shoulders, but when she pulled the sheet down to work on my chest and abs, she pulled it down a little too far and she was staring right at my cock. She let out a little yelp, and grabbed for the sheet, and in the processed bumped into my stiffness. She apologized like crazy, but I kept telling her it was quite alright, and I should be the one apologizing for getting aroused. She admitted having noticed it right away, and said if she hadn't been trying to be cool and not be caught looking, she wouldn't have pulled it down so far in the first place.

    I'm going to ask for her next time I go!

    • Lmao.. that's great

    • Haha, that's some funny stuff. All I can say dude, is well done. :D

    • Haha that made me crack up! ^_^

  • One day over the summer, I was at home around noon. My mom called and said she ordered a pizza for me. I was talking to this girl from school online. We started flirting and she started asking really personal questions. One thing lead to another and we started video chatting and she took off her top. I left the front door open so that the dogs could go in and out freely. We were talking and she was showing me her boobs and I heard our gate open but thought nothing of it. No one was home so I was sitting on the couch. The pizza man walks up to the door and I immediately pull on my boxers, tuck my dick up behind the elastic and come to the door. I take the pizza and I'm about to give him money when my dick slips out of the elastic and now my boner is visible through my boxers. As it happened my dick slid against the boxer material and I slightly groaned because it felt so good. He looked down and saw my boner, took the money quickly and left.

    How embarrassing!

    • Omg! Lmao

    • Hahahahah, FUNNY

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  • When I was in middle school I got a boner in class (just like everyday at that age). It was invisible if we sat in our desks during the whole class. But one time we had to get out of our desks because the teacher was calling our names one-by-one to pick up our graded papers. So the teacher called my name and I had to walk to the teacher's desk with a boner to pick up my paper.

    Nobody said anything, but I'm sure the teacher and maybe a few of my friends noticed.

  • Well I was at a meeting and I needed to do a speech for school, I stood up fine and did my speech. But as I was about to sit down something happened and I got a boner and everybody (Lucky most were teen girls) saw it as I sat down.

  • I was at a hotel swimming pool ( on the diving board) when one of the girls lost her top I emedialety got a rock hard boner ( right as my friends started chanting flip) so all of the girls I was trying to impres got a look at a my boner, (most

    of them laughed and some of them smiled)