Girls, ever accidently queef in a guys face?

Then to cover up the embarrassment you say you actually farted?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • hahaha! WTF. how is it possible for a girl to actually queef or fart in your face. would your face be layin on her ass or what. or do you mean through oral sex, because if that happened in such a intimate time, I'm sure it would turn off every guy.

    • I did mean oral sex. Though I'd find it funny if it did happy, it's just a queef.

    • yah air bubbles in the p****. I know. I guess what I meant is if she farted in my face while I I'm doing my thing. now if she queefed ya it would be a laughing matter. lol

    • The face fart I meant as a joke, in part, because I once heard a girl say she'd be more embarrassed if she queefed during cunnilingis than farted.

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  • Pretty unavoidable during oral sex at orgasm. You are likely to get a queef, a real fart and an involuntary spritz of pee. If you don't like it, don't visit.

    • Oh, I think I can live with it :)

    • sounds like your an expert. never had any of this happen to me beside the orgasm part. although I haven't gone down on many girls. its like they never wanted me to. never understood that. I thought girls loved that. maybe they were to insecure about that area and thought I would be turned off or somethin. idk. although the ones I tried it on were definitely worth the tryin.

Most Helpful Girls

  • lol I have but I didn't cover it up. We both just laughed and moved on. He and I are close and not awkward together. I love not worrying about how he'll think of me:)

    • I live for the day a girl queefs in my face. I think that would be eternally funny. I would NEVER stop laughing about that.

    • hahahahha it is really funny... it's just like "oops..." but it's really just not a big deal. I'm sure in time a girl will. Just make sure she's okay with you laughing:P

  • I don't see why it would be less embarrassing to say you farted.

    I'd be way more embarrassed if I did actually fart in such a situation.

    • that second question was something of a joke

  • In what universe would it be better to fart in a guy's face than queef?

    • that was a joke

    • Um, okay.

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