Girls, what would you do if you caught your boyfriend measuring his penis?

Question

lol, just curious, if my girlfriend ever catches me! lol

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

In all honesty, I don't think I'd like that at all. Guys have an unhealthy obsession with the size of their penises. If I walked in on him doing that, I'd probably take the ruler away gently, loop my arms around his neck and pull him in to a deep kiss. Then I'd want to make it feel good all kinds of ways, telling him the whole time that it's perfect.

It makes me kind of sad that guys obsess so much because size really doesn't mean as much to girls as they think it does. I'd want to make him confident enough with it that he doesn't feel compelled to pick up a ruler.

selfishstars · Accepted Answer

How often are you measuring it that your girlfriend might catch you? Honey, you're an adult.. it might vary a little bit depending on how hard you are, but it's not going to keep growing. @_@

Anyway, my boyfriend wouldn't be measuring his penis because he isn't insecure about it.

_Karma · Answer

Well how often do you measure the thing! ;) I would just think it's funny and ask to measure it for him.

cassandra-zim · Answer

if I were feeling in a kinky mood, I'd smile, then come over and ask to help him out. then of course we'd do stuff that didn't include the ruler.

haleyyyyy · Answer

i wouldn't expect that you did it so often that there was such a high chance that your girlfriend would catch you...how often do you measure it? it's a little weird

Da100 · Answer

i wld laugh at himmm!

highlifelover · Answer

well why do you need to measure it all the time? you would think just one time is good but if I walked in on that I would just laugh. in a good way. My boyfriend told me how long his was when its hard so obviously he measured it before and I didn't think anything of it. Kinda just that he was trying to be a little show off lol

babessara · Answer

laugh and find it cute!

lolwhyme · Answer

How often do measure it? Isn't like once every 6 months enough?  Uhh I'd laugh and wouldn't think much of it.

Corrupt_Others · Answer

i would ask him the number he got ;)  then play with him. it would kinda turn me on! it would if I caught him masturbating too, lol.

sweet_18 · Answer

I would think he was being silly and too self conscious so I'd tell him to stop

lulubaby · Answer

I'd just probably laugh and say "What are you doing?" then laugh harder lmao. But I wouldn't make him feel bad or anything for it lol. I mean, what would you do if you caught your girlfriend playing with her boobs to see if she could fit her hands all the way around them? Same concept lol.

Anonymous · Answer

i would want him to tell me what size he got

Anonymous · Answer

I'd probably smile and think that it was nice to know that he has something he feels insecure about too since women feel mostly insecure about all parts of our bodies lol  I assume guys have done that through out high school and into college anyway.  it's like us girls comparing our breast size.

Anonymous · Answer

I would have stared at him then laughed and measured it for him, then I'd say "I think I can make it a little bigger..." and I'd start to "make it bigger" (;

Anonymous · Answer

Baby why are you even worried about your size? Come on really? I don't know why you men worry bout size. I have a ex whom I still have sex with and yeah he is the same way I hate it..he knows he is big so stop! Its not the size honey its how you work it!  So don't worry bout it. If a girl don't like your size then she's not worth havin...

Anonymous · Answer

I'd be embarrassed for him, but I think he should have gotten me to measure it for him. If you guys are sexually active or if that's our girlfriend you should be okay with her doing that for you.