Girls, if you accidentally spilled your drink over your man's crotch would you clean it for him?

[Anonymous]

And how would you do it? ;)

[Anonymous]

He is a full grown man! He can clean it himself! Sure I'd hand him some napkins and apologize. I'd even help clean it off the table by his spot to make sno more soils into his lap or on the floor! As far as cleaning it off him, NO he's grown he can do that himself!

[Anonymous]

He should respect himself and clean it, he is not a baby anymore.

[Asker]

but you were the one who spilled it. you clean it.

[Opinion Owner]

Say what?! Just because he's my man I should clean it? I would clean the table and everything else, I would give him napkin or anything to clean himself. But what? I clean his ****? His manhood must be hurt if I do that.

[Anonymous]

I totally would clean it and turn him on.

[Anonymous]

The answer AU wanted to hear is: "I'd say sorry, go down on my knees and clean him up with my tongue." :-)

Sorry. But unfortunately girls aren't as submissive as they're made out to be in p*rn. Not anymore. Not unless they're reading 50 shades of grey!

[CrystalMinds]

Haha, no way! I'd say: oops, sorry! And give him a cloth to clean it himself.

[jennhottie17]

i spilled a drink on my dads friend jim's lap once by our pool. he was in swim trunks and I was in my bikini. I started wiping him off with some napkins, and he got hard, lol. probably didn't hurt that I was kneeling in front of him, lol.

[Anonymous]

Hell no. I'd get him some napkins/towel and keep it moving.

[Anonymous]

...I feel uncomfortable even reading this question.