As much as I can including...get 2 blow jobs, one where I come in her mouth one where I come on her, turkey slap someone, pee standing up in some random public place after a night on the town, have intercourse. oh and hopefully it would be uncut because then I would just play around with the skin a bit...
https://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=I2INDW6TUTI&feature=related
... and off course ... wiggle wiggle wiggle1 0 0 0Honestly, id like whip it back and forth. Then I don't know I'd have too much fun with it. I would love to have one for a day.
3 1 0 0loooll
I think I would do that too!
Me three!
i'd stick it in places
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if I had a penis for a day, I'd sit in a dark room, feeling sorry for how small it would be...
o wait I have a decent one already.0 0 0 0lol Sounds like my life, but I don't sit in a dark room. That's weird.
dark rooms are the best to watch movies in hah
Thanks haha
If I have a vagina for a day, I would play with it. As far as penis is concerned, I am happy with my penis & I don't want another one :-P
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10 30_o Be freaked out.
Then aim when I'd pee.1 1 0 0Don't forget to find someone who will suck it.
You don't want to miss out.1 1 0 0jack off fo sho.
and maybe point it at a librarian.1 2 0 0A female one?
yup.
lolol she'd scream and you'd have to say "shh, we're in a library"
i would masturbate thinking about f***ing myself. who wouldn't :-D
2 6 0 0Non narcissistic people? lol
you mean the version of you with dimples?
Ohh lol siko, are you stalking me? ;-)
Masturbate,walk around with an erection,whip it out in public,pee where ever I wanted,oh and get a bj of course:D
1 1 0 0Why a BJ? Just curious...
Who wouldn't want BJ? I'm more concerned with the "Whip it out in public" part.
walk around with an erection
2 1 0 0Oh,me too!
Dream on girls... ;)
0 0 0 0I would f*** my boyfriend in the butt and come on his face just to see what the fuss is about! lol
1 0 0 0pee on everything I could.
0 0 0 0HELICOPTER!
2 2 0 0lolol
do what I do every day with it
1 0 0 0wich is?
use it
Have sex with 5 different girls, because I'd be a better comodity if I were a guy.
1 1 0 0Slap some dumb bitch in the face with it so I can feel like a MAN, dammit! :P
3 5 0 0lmao
you beat me to it!
This is funny, but also telling...
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