Guys do you really like having balls?

[Anonymous]

They just seem such a problem for you.Always needing adjusting.Getting sweaty & sticking.Being uncomfortable if you cross your legs wrong or if your jeans seam is in the wrong place. And guys seem to have to worry so much about getting them hurt & having to look out for them it seems to make games & sports not much fun And then they are so embarrassing for you when they are hurt.especially when girls are around They really don't seem much fun to have

[Johnney]

I am going to give you a different perspective, Balls are part of the package, and guys have to get used to having testicles. The testicles actually protect the main member by providing extreme sensitivity and a place for it to rest on the scrotum. Without resting above the balls the main member would just hang down and be extremely vulnerable. to tugging and pulling.

Part of the disdain of the male anatomy, is that it is not as curvy and pretty as the female, After all, your vital parts are somewhat hidden, somewhat of a mystery, and the beautiful breasts are pronounced proudly on your chest. Our organs stand outside the body, and either show power or weakness, depending on the situation.

In the good old days when men ruled the world, the male organs showed power. The bigger the balls so to speak, meant more respect, especially from other men. It was a curse to have your balls removed, so much so that a eunuch could not enter heaven, and women were told that if they hurt a man in the privates, her hand would be cut of.

But men no longer rule. In modern society strength is not needed as much as in the past. Intelligence and dexterity are needed more then brute power, and women seem to do better at both. Having balls is not the issue. The fact is that women are not getting ahead of men, girls do better in school. With modern medicine, women live way longer then men. Men are clearly now the weaker gender, and the vulnerable balls seem to be a symbol of male weakness.

So be proud that you are a woman, that can cross your legs in peace, wear tight jeans. And please feel sorry for the guy in the movies, that gets busted, and remember that you will never have such pain.

[THEBIGP]

More feminist brainwashing and total BS. How many world leaders are women? How many top scientists are women? How many top architects' are women? How many astronauts are women? How many leading chefs are women? How many top doctors are women? How many leading computer programmers are women? You can be sure that men at the top of each of those categories. Feminist are trying to make males balls a symbol of weakness and as you can see right here on this board it's working to a large degree. However, in reality a males balls will never be a true symbol of weakness because nature didn't make them that way. Being sensitive and being weak are two entirely different things that feminist ideology tries to equate. The fact is that males balls are quite strong considering their size and they have very powerful functions that includes supplying the seeds of life for human existence. I can't understand any male not loving and being proud of his balls. Feminist ideology is very unnatural. Madness!

[tripingdude]

@THEBIGP Well said!

[Beatrice1865]

Why would we be proud? We can still hurt ourselves crossing our legs, and if we get kicked in the crotch we feel the exact same pain. Balls can be a symbol of weakness or strength, but vaginas are always a symbol of weakness. Women are not more intelligent than men because of differing results in school, that’s entirely cultural, and perhaps the vulnerable vagina may be a symbol of female weakness and extreme sensitivity.

[Anonymous]

A great question! As a guy for 57 years now (oh my), yes the darn things hanging down in that little sack of skin can be a bother. But, ya know, there they are. I suppose one could ask women a similar question about those darn breasts that you (well, most of you) have to keep fussing with to get and keep in the right place. Sweaty and sticky them, too. For me, for that: body powder! Much more comfy with.

I don't know that Balls are much "fun." Like I say, there they are. Women have such things too, of course... it's just that their "Things" are conveniently stored away deep inside and not flopping around loose in the air. I have *heard* however, that whacking a female gonad can be just as painful for a woman as the equivalent for a man. Girlz ballz just be better protected than guyz. Indeed, I would be just as happy having them stored away in a little bit more protected place.

Yes, I can't just fling my legs across each other without minding where those things are going to pop to. I'm not terribly athletic, so I don't *much* worry about "being hurt." Even so, in all sorts of "climbing" activities, I often need to adjust my position or "landing point" so that those Things In The Sack aren't accidentally squished.

Very handily, they DO mostly just move out of the way. Thank goodness. Get on a bicycle to ride, ya know... the Balls just slide off to one side or the other. *Jumping* onto a bike seat might not be good idea however. ;)

Sorry if my thoughts are more "every day" than some other answers. I mean, for MOST of the day, we're all just moving through the world... we aren't Throbbing Sex Machines. Really.

[Asker]

Wow a late answer.Thanks & thanks too for sticking to the every day..Too many seemed to think I was attacking guys in some way,instead of feeling sympathy.After all girls can moan & be honest about their periods etc & mainly get sympathy but guys seem to feel they have to be tough & silent Some talk.I guy gave up mountain biking & horse riding because he was always hurting himself with girls around.Another gave up cricket out of fear. 57! Do they dangle lower as you age?

[Opinion Owner]

Heh. I haven't been keeping track! Maybe I'll have to start making diary entries. Eh, probably not. So I guess I'll say... "Gee, it doesn't *seem* so." ;)

[Anonymous]

We have to make sure that we don’t injure our vaginas, don’t we? It’a a weak, vulnerable, fragile point on every woman’s body, much weaker than the balls, but does that mean we hate to have vaginas? It might be embarrassing when we get hit there, but does the fact that every woman has a female weak spot between her legs that men lack make you any less proud to be a woman?

[Anonymous]

Penis on the other hand can be stressful and makes me self conscious. Size issues, Erections, cut vs uncut. I love having balls though. They are fun to play with and really sensitive to touch. When I'm dressed I'm not really aware of them.

[Opinion Owner]

(I am male even though my icon is female )

[stercor]

Reprise: It feels so good when she squeezes them during sex!

[Asker]

Right on stercor.It feels just as good for the girl too.Believe me.Even if I am resisting the urge to squeeze a tad too hard

[stercor]

What's the alternative?

Ted

[Asker]

Well certainly an all-knowing & wise Designer would have done better eh? Or perhaps not & she just has a satirical sense of humor

[jerseyse410]

haha "Besides your word, they are all a man ever really has in this world." oh good lord this is it.

[jbone79]

Besides your word, they are all a man ever really has in this world.

[Asker]

Oh jbone such a poor view of men And your icon makes you look so manly What did they do to you poor thing?

[jbone79]

I'm guessing one of us has not seen Scarface.

[John-Bee]

I don't know anything but having them,been there all my life & I do know one thing I'll take that over a girls monthly bill

[Enishi]

I hate having balls. The d*** I like, but I hate the balls. I wish they were internal, I'd sacrifice major sperm count for a little safety any day of the week, and that's the only reason they hang down there. So they can stay like 1-2 degrees cooler than the rest of your body and work more efficiently. I've had a few too many random ball-shots, including a few I'm surprised I got away from without a trip to the hospital, and it's not like they're fun during sex, they barely feel like anything.

[THEBIGP]

This is a bit late, but there may be something wrong with your balls if they don't give you much feeling during sex. My balls start tingling before I ejaculate and when I do ejaculate a huge fantastic sensation explodes in my balls and generates down my legs and up into my torso. I wouldn't want to have sex if I didn't have my balls because there would be no climax and that's what I drive for. I'm very glad that nature gave me big low hanging balls to breed with. Nature didn't make any mistake. Nature made balls sensitive so that males would take precaution to protect them from being damaged because destruction would end the ability to procreate. It seems that guys should love their balls since that where physical masculinity comes from and the power to procreate. It's the envious feminist that are pushing the anti balls movement because males balls are the major contributors to masculinity. But if you really hate your balls just get castrated and become a eunuch..

[l-hedoniste]

So, because the answers are not what you came prepared to hear, clearly the people answering are dishonest.

It couldn't POSSIBLY be that you're being close-minded, that your head is so crammed with preconceived notions that there isn't room for anything new.

[l-hedoniste]

They're really no problem for the alert and cautious.

I never need to adjust them. The guys who adjust them all the time, want to; it's like a hobby for them. I don't even know how to cross my legs so that I hurt them. Good instincts, I guess.

If your jeans hurt your balls, it's not your balls that are the problem--it's your jeans.

[Asker]

When you say they are no problem,"if you are alert & cautious" I think you have begged the question.It seems to me that guys are always so alert & cautious it amounts to a sort of permanent anxiety .One ex boyfriend told me that part of his mind was always watching out for his balls. It doesn't seem a pleasant way to be

[l-hedoniste]

But I'm alert and cautious with most of my body. I worry about my eyes, for example--far more than I do about my nuts--but I don't consider having eyes inconvenient or unpleasant.

[Asker]

Good point hedonist but perhaps not completely true {with respect}. It's one thing to say,rub your eyes & quite another to rub your balls - especially in mixed company.And a black eye will evince concern.But bruised balls --- only girlish laughter I,m afraid There's a whole area of shame & embarrassment about managing the testicles I think ,that I suspect guys find hard to deal with

[l-hedoniste]

Embarrassment is personal, though. Some embarrass more easily than others; I rarely embarrass at all. I'll cheerfully rub my balls in mixed company, and encourage others to do so. It's one reason I choose my company carefully. And a pack of girls who find bruised balls funny are a bad lot, on several levels--you wouldn't find me near them. Shame and embarrassment, is a maturity issue here: the more mature a person is, the less of a fuss they'll make over foolishness.

[jvonder]

Balls ROCK! I love my boys. I don't know if I can explain why but I do. They do soo much for me. They provide a soft bed for my General Genital to lay on. They feel really good when swaying during sex. They are the great enablers of the baby makin, which it kinda an ego thing. They provide the proverbial fortitude that is really lacking in society today. They are my very own all inclusive thermometer (if you don't know or haven't noticed, testicles regulate their own temperature, when they are cold they tend to retract towards the body to warm up and when they are hot they hang quite a bit lower, don't believe me? keep an eye on them, It's true). They provide me with something to hold when I'm bored, maybe I could concede this to girls if I could play with their tatas every time I'm bored instead. They are one of the very few body parts that do not grow hair (or at least not much). I could go on and on, but they are VERY FUN TO HAVE!

[Asker]

Love your answer jvonder. It's good to hear from someone who is into their own body & feels such joy in it.I suspect you're among the small minority of people - guys & girls- who feel good about their physical attributes. Power to you mate

[TurtleRace101]

I literally just created this account to give my opinion. I dont know how old this is, but imma comment too. So I am a 24 year old average guy, and my personal opinion about having balls does not make me look good among the male community. But having balls just pisses me off, the penis is fine, but our balls just give you girls the option to cripple any poor man helpless If you want. Evolution decided that our weak, fragile testicles should freely hang with no protection, while choosing to favor the female with no exposed parts. I am not gay, I claim myself as male, but I honestly have always envied the female. But overall I hate having balls, especially when I get a chick mad, I don't know what she might do. And my dog always runs up to me and slams his paws right into my friggin balls. They are no Bueno, just an annoying hazard, be thankful for what you've got =]

[tripingdude]

Don't hate your balls. Hate the women that think they have a right to hurt you there!

[Beatrice1865]

Our vaginas just give you guys the option to cripple any poor girl helpless if you want. Evolution decided that our weak, fragile clitorises should be exposed with no protection, while choosing to favor the male by at least making their weak spot (which isn’t as weak as our weak spot) productive by producing testosterone. Vaginas are an annoying hazard, so you should be thankful for your balls. And if you’re worried about what a woman might do when she’s mad, just hit her in the crotch. Even a light tap is enough to put any woman on the floor and neutralize her.

[jebsb]

I hate having balls. They are a major problem. They are always in the way. They are in the way at everything we do, such as when riding a bicycle or just when sitting in a chair. They are always in the way.They are uncomfortable to have. They are a vulnerability that I sure could do without. They get hurt easily. There's nothing fun about having them. I sure do hate having those balls of skin in a sack hanging from my body.

[tripingdude]

Jesus dude, they are part of being a guy. Cherish them instead of hating them.

[Lockdown]

Penis Yes. Balls No. It gets in the way of a lot of things, not to mention they are VERY tender and easily hurt.

Started to not like them since I started doing self defence training when I was younger, I always had to keep a conscious mind open to protecting that area.

It was not till practicing self defence training with an ex gf that I Really started to not like them. There are so many ways women can disable a man by hitting that part and she knew how to do it. She never hit them hard, more like tap them to let me know she hit that area.

I do agree with her that balls are VERY weak.

[Bezerk]

Lol I use to box as a child and I would kick them in the balls just to win the match. Lmao

[Lockdown]

thanks for sharing that!

[ryca1]

Ultimately, I do like having balls because the give me extra strength and make me masculine, but I do understand where you're coming from. I had an ex girlfriend that did me the same way when we would play wrestle. She once told me that she could get out of just about any wrestling hold I would attempt with a nutshot. I didn't believe her at first until she demonstrated it. She was incredibly flexible and slippery, so it was difficult to pin her down. She would fake a strike to my balls just to get me to flinch and then take advantage of the distraction. The funny thing is that she never actually beat me while wrestling, but I suppose she could have worn me down if she had actually connected on some of those fake groin strikes, though I don't know if it would have been enough for her to win due to my superior size and strength. It's ironic that the body part that makes us strong men can also cause us to feel weak. Fortunately for us, our ex girlfriends had mercy on our nuts, right?;)

[Jingle-Balls]

@Bezerk Oh damn lol how many times did you have to do that during a match to win?

[Beatrice1865]

Vaginas also get in the way of a lot of things and are very tender and easy to hurt. Every woman in self defense training needs to stay conscious about protecting the groin. There are so many ways one can disable a woman by hitting the groin, and vaginas are VERY weak too. Arguably weaker than balls.

[mglass]

well if there was another way to carry my sperm then id prob do that, but they are fun to get played with and stuff lol, but ball tapping does suck

[Rippie]

They are a total nuissance, I sometimes wish a girl would just destroy mine :P

[Thewiseoneandonly]

Feminist are continually bashing and degrading males. Now the there's a real focus on degrading males balls. The ridiculous idea that a males balls are a symbol of male weakness is being pumped into the minds of young impressionable males in an effort to erode their self esteem and believe that females are superior.. The penis isn't focus of degradation because it's used to bring pleasure to females whereas the balls bring the ultimate pleasure to males during ejaculation. Males are being brain washed into thinking that their balls are secondary sex organs when they are actually the primary organs. the male penis is just an appendage who's primary functions are to transport fluids and impulses and it protects the balls from frontal impact while the balls are mare manufacturing vital hormones and life sustain fluids that include the fluids that allow procreation. Feminist ideology degrades balls by calling them weak because they are sensitive, but sensitivity and weakness are two entirely different things but feminists try to equate the two. In actuality balls are very tough and strong for their size and capable of withstanding extreme amounts of trauma. feminists will never admit to this fact. they will always try to degrade masculinity. As shown on this board, a lot of males have been victimized by feminist ideology that erodes male pride and self esteem. It done with very non-stop derogatory statements about males while exaggerating the greatness of femininity. This devious agenda starts in the home and in schools where females are the primary authority figures. Males are being psychologically feminized. It very disturbing to see and hear a male say he hates his own balls, the very things that give him his maleness. Pathetic! I would rather have a dick and balls between my legs than a slit that bleeds, has foul odor, creates cramps and other undesirable physical and psychological disorders routinely. What would that symbolize?

[carlosvps]

Look... It's really not good at alll!

I mean... it's like many here said it: having balls only means we are always worried about some part of our body that even a light hit will give us an incredible amount of pain!!!

And it become worse, because we know that there are half of the population (aka,'women' lol)... that has NO PROBLEM AT ALL with this kindof things... Which... I must confess... make me really envious of girls!!!

Balls are amazingly vulnerable... It's like a curse upon males!!! I don't evenknow why any male should be proud of it!!!

[Beatrice1865]

Having a vagina means we are always worried about a part of our body that even a light hit or flick will give us an incredible amount of pain and floor us. Don’t feel envious of women, we have the same problems. Vaginas are amazingly vulnerable and like a curse upon “females...” but we’re still damn proud of them, and you should be proud of your balls too.

[gtnair]

When I was younger it was ok now that I am old and not much works any more like no more erections I just as soon they were gone I think it would be more comfrtabul with out them I would like it if it was easy to just have them removed

[Anonymous]

Sometimes they can be uncomfortable but mine look hot and hold a lot of jizz so I love em.

[Anonymous]

I like my big low hanging balls. I'm proud of my balls. I like how they look when I get out of the shower and stand in front of the mirror. They make me look masculine and strong. Actually, they do make me strong. Recently I was nude in a hot tub with someone and when I got out my balls was hanging 1/4 way down my thighs and I was told that they looked mad hot. I also like how they swing and slap during sex. It feels great when they get pulled and played with during a BJ. The thing I like most about my balls is the great feeling they send through my legs and body when I jac or ejac and I jac a lot, almost everyday and I really gush because my balls are big. I also like knowing that my balls will allow me to make babies whenever I'm ready to do that. Knowing that I have a lot of life hanging between my legs in a sac feels good. My balls are sensitive and they do cause me excruciating pain when they get kicked or hit and I've been punched and backhanded in my balls, dude slammed the heel of his foot into my balls once and once in awhile I sit wrong and hurt one or both of my nuts but it doesn't happen very often and the great feeling I get from them regularly is totally worth the occasional discomfort and pain. I play a lot of sports and I've only had my balls hurt in sports twice, once when I was playing tennis a tennis ball was drilled hard into my nuts and once when a guy threw a football straight into my nuts and both times hurt like hell but it would have also hurt if they had hit me in the eye, I'm lucky and glad nature gave me my balls.

[Anonymous]

Well, there is what defines us!-- all hanging out every which way and always getting sat on by their owners. They can be made sore easily, yet are amazingly tough and resilient. Most guys I know, don't think to take care of them sufficiently. They are terribly sensitive to, and often damaged by, alcohol use, drug abuse, and exposure to other toxins. Personally, aside from the forever ongoing physical issues such as inflammation, pinched veins and cords, etc, etc, --the biggest gripe I have is all the damage the stigma of "castration" has done. Physical modifications to our sex are easily done-- i see it as a positive, natural trait our genitals have.

[Anonymous]

I prefer having balls to the alternative. I mean women seem to have much more to deal with down there then men. They have to squeeze out a baby after carrying it for 9 months. Plus the fact that women get a monthly gift that is usually unpleasant. Sure having balls can be annoying. Having to adjust them when you are in front of someone can be really awkward. And yes it hurts like hell when you get hit there. But I think having balls is much better then the alternative...

[Anonymous]

didn't know we had a choice of having balls or not lol

and its not uncomfortable to cross ur legs cause I don't lol

it does hurt when some1 kicks them obviously

and it does suck when they stick to the side of ur legs when its sweaty

but as the 1st guy said I'd take balls over a girls period any day

[Asker]

It's not about choice, nor about comparisons with a girls experiences.I'm more interested in how guys experience them.Could you focus on that? Thanks for the answer so far Oh why don't you cross your legs?Why do guys so often sit splay-legged?

[Opinion Owner]

Well I don't cross my legs cause I just don't lol but its uncomfortable when ur sitting with your legs close together and it depends on where they are positioned for the degree of pain. why would you want to know this?

[Anonymous]

It's no fun having them, you're right, such a pain to keep re-adjusting, especially on hot days.

[Asker]

Thanks for your answer.Can you develop on what you mean by 'it's no fun'.So much of my question was based on vague conjecture & observation on my part

[Opinion Owner]

Pretty much, they're a liability, and that's all they are. It's not like girls' boobs which can give them pleasure, or be used as a tool to attract the opposite sex. Their only real use is to create kids and to be honest, what % of our life to we spend trying to do that. If I'd had kids, I'd definately give up my balls if it wasn't for the fact that the whole male package would be kind of unappealing since most cocks are seen with balls attached, and I wouldn't like anyone seeing what I'm missing

[Johnney]

The answerer did not reply so I will. Balls are really no fun to have. The power is in the mind. When a girl holds or sucks a ball, there is little feeling, except knowing that she has your manhood in her hands and you can't get away. Now the weaker women controls the stronger man, what a change, she is now in charge, you must do what she says, or she can squeeze, hurt you right in your manhood. There is no real sexual feeling, except the quick shake that helps release the sperm. That's it.