Guys, how do you deal with your boners in public? Ladies, have you seen one in public and what did you think about it?

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MikeAndMolly · Accepted Answer

An erection can sometimes happen at inconvenient times. Sometimes this is because something is arousing us, like an attractive person or a scene or sound, but other times it has no real obvious explanation. Sometimes comfortable conditions, a random breeze, or some completely non-sexy thing will cause one. Or I'll just wake up full sail, and it won't go away for like 15 minutes.

If I'm sitting down, I just subtly cross my arms over my lap or put something in my lap to cover it, and try to think of gruesome or repulsive things, or else inflict pain on myself to make it go away. This has mixed results.

If I'm standing and can't sit down or get to privacy, I try to angle myself as best as I can, and I walk quickly or pretend to tie a shoe or something. Sometimes, there's not much I can do under the circumstances.

WhereAmI · Accepted Answer

#ThinkAboutGrandma lol

SarahsSummer · Accepted Answer

There’s a guy who I used to work with who used to have a perma-boner. None of us knew if he was peroetually horny or had something in his pants like a diaper or some kind of medical device.

ariadneR · Accepted Answer

Well it depends - if you are hot "oooh baby. Do you need help with that?" "god da, m" licks lips if you are ugly "ew get that thing away from me" lol

northerngal · Accepted Answer

Its all context. A hot guy I find attractive... well I will usually give it a good stare. But otherwise I would find it a little creepy in public.

Jordyn_17 · Accepted Answer

My BFF sometimes gets them when we hang out. It looked pretty hot but we just joked about it

summiter · Answer

When I was in high school I would get 20+ a day even with frequent masturbation. Now they are less frequent even if I am having regular sex or jerking off a lot.

ricklee · Answer

I can typically control my own, however if I'm around somebody who happens to be messing with me and I get to a non I can very hard to walk, when it's large enough you have nowhere to hide it. All you can do is hope that it goes down quickly if the person is messing with you and continues to mess with you there's really not much I could do about it. I gave up wearing sweatpants for this reason typically stick the jeans...

HungLikeAHorsefly · Answer

The only time it bothers me is if there are children around. Otherwise, I don't deal with it.

kbharadwaj3125 · Answer

Pinch my self real hard to calm the fuck down.

booshlinux · Answer

Guys guys guys. Put your less dominant hand in your pocket. Grab your unit. Push it against your thigh and walk with your other hand in the other pocket. done.

parttimelover · Answer

That only happens to pre teens in elementary school.

Funny how pre teen boys in shorts are already raging to knock girls up. Mother nature.

After that sex drive gradually slows. High school and college still horny and would knock pretty girls up.

When he's working age he needs stimulation visual or tactile.

34 or 35 he better put it inside her fast before the stress of life makes him flaccid xD

wellwell · Answer

If I'm out in public I'll hold it between my hand in my pocket and leg and put my other hand in my other pocket. Very unnoticeable

ciaran672 · Answer

If it pops up then thinking of something disgusting or putting something in my pocket to cover it

Longlegs1979 · Answer

Unfortunately 🙄

cosanostrakosa · Answer

I chopped my penis off so I don't have that problem anymore. Thank God for that.

GhostofDemise · Answer

i usually wear long shirts, so it's easy to hide it, just shove it to the side and no one notices

TaureanBull81 · Answer

Haha I have had a boner a few times in public so luckily I had a jacket to cover it up lol 😂

genericname85 · Answer

just shove my fist in my pocked to create a decoy bulge xD

J4Zzi3 · Answer

... self control? i can't help when i'm feeling sleepy though. morning glory power can't be stopped.

tonyrizzo · Answer

Sit down till it goes away, or whip it out in front of everyone and skeet all over the place, I would go with the first option

McMitch · Answer

Tuck it up

pi_mp · Answer

Generally it's way more visible if I wear boxers that ain't tight. But even if it's clearly visible I'll just put my hands on my pocket and I'm good.

Anon-ymous1 · Answer

Deal with them as quietly as possible, lol. Just try to turn away and think of lame thoughts until it goes away.

Walrus_au · Answer

sit or stand behind things, unless I have no choice, then let the freak flag fly.

HaveNoName · Answer

I prefer snuggier underwear so I don't have that problem... not that at my age I am running around with a boner all the time.

Takewithagrainofsalt · Answer

Boners in public is the reason I don't wear boxers and only stick to briefs. Boxers were always just way to loose and the friction sometimes felt a little too good resulting in the embarrassed walk of shame.

majoritybacon · Answer

I tuck it into the waistband the waistband of my boxers. That holds it in place. Just try to ignore it and it will go away quicker.

AlwaysBelieving · Answer

Go to the bathroom and readjust. Or just take deep breaths. As for the cause of it, it could be anything really.

JJrt1999 · Answer

Mine doesn’t show to much when I have one, usually it goes away. But I have seen some guys who have incredibly visible boners.

Yumix · Answer

there is not much to do about them. some distraction usually helps to get rid of them

Rational_Force · Answer

It's winter so I intentionally wear long coats. That way I can hide my bulge.

what causes it?
1. Arousal
Mainly dirty thoughts, or girls with evil schemes to arouse me in public.
2. Satisfaction
I can pitch a tent from eating a good meal, beating a video game level or watching a good show.

byusuri · Answer

I stay seated until it passes. At work, I just hope and pray that nobody comes to my desk.

cooldec17 · Answer

Bit irritating but you have too

machismo69 · Answer

If I'm seated somewhere and I get a boner, I remain there without getting up from my seat. If I'm walking around and I get a boner, I feel embarrassed of being looked at down there. Lol. 😉

JH240 · Answer

Tuck it down the side of my thigh

bananathunder · Answer

i usually just sit there until it goes away. Or sneak away and "take care of it" if it's really bad

neoxyz · Answer

stay calm sitting waiting it goes soft again

sameold · Answer

All what women say... right now is pretty fucked up. They are shallow as fuck. Me as a guy hide it pretty well.

upandatum · Answer

Have to sit down not that easy to hide

RastaMahn · Answer

I generally look for the closest willing and available hole to stick it in

redblust9 · Answer

I waited til it drop off

rucrazy2 · Answer

yeah but you try to hide it or sit down until it goes down

tenpointbuck · Answer

Try anything u can to hide it. Wear non revealing clothing (like no gym shorts) sit if u can, go to bathroom etc.

eagle1951 · Answer

i work in so it goes down my leg

Seppelson · Answer

I never had a boner in public so I don't know how to handle that

jon28805 · Answer

I usually tuck it under the waist band of my pants and untuck my shirt.

thomasans2 · Answer

Not much you can do. Unless you pull on it. Or I do!

kostas25 · Answer

No point to hide... Just sit down have a coffe n have sex or masturbate later

Internetusername · Answer

I’ve never had that issue.

innerthighlicker · Answer

Just go with it you carnt hide it I don't wear undies

redhoodl · Answer

Lol I don't know i think about some disgusting stuff but sometimes it won't help but if am in a really bad situation i punch myself in the balls 😂

dunbad01 · Answer

Been over slightly and find a seat asap

95Corona · Answer

I do! If im around a girl i dont care i let it show proudly but if im with guys or for some weird reason family i try to hide it. But i had caught my cowoker looking down there more than once then she looks back at me and dosent say anything

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