Guys, what was the worst case of "blue balls" you've ever experienced?

What was the situation? How did it happen? How bad did it feel? And how long was it until you could give your blue balls relief eventually?
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Girls can also answer this question...what was the worst blue balls you ever caused in a guy? Accidentally or not... lol
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  • One of the worst was recently. I was at my girlfriend's school and we hadn't been with each other in like a week so we were both pretty horny. I could only be there from 1-3:30 though. I ended up going to lunch with her for the first hour then we went back expecting to have the room to ourselves but it turns out the roommate was there unexpectedly. She wasn't supposed to be back until much later. So we were obviously frustrated, but the roommate said she'd leave for the library soon.

    We waited 15 minutes she didn't go...30 minutes she didn't go...an hour later she still hadn't left. We go back to the room at like 3:15 and the roommate finally decides to pack up and go. She leaves at 3:20. So we had 10 minutes to do anything before I had to catch a train.

    I usually take a while to come and she cums really quickly so I just focused on her and got her off in a few minutes. Meanwhile she's rubbing trying to get me hard. I knew it was a bad idea to get me going because we had no time. So after she cums she sort of stops and lays back in the bed and says "ok we'll go"

    I know we had no other choice, but that is blue balls for ya

    • And for the record it didn't hurt or anything...it just kind of leaves you horny and wanting more when you can't get any. More frustration than anything

    • Hahaha, wow that's bad. So how much time passed by until you got your relief eventually?

    • Only like an hour lol

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  • i tried to stop masturbating for 3 weeks, and they ached a small bit sometimes. the aching and constant arousal during bed time caused me to lose sleep, which affected me in the mornings because I had to wake up early for school.

    it got so bad that I woke up out of my sleep, stripped off all of my clothes, got some paper towels, turned on my computer and watched some p*rn. I was shaking and my heart was beating and it felt great when I came.

Most Helpful Girl

  • I've given it to him pretty bad over the years. He can only cum in the mornings. So If I suck his cock in the evening I can keep him hard for hours and he can't do anything about it. It drives him absolutely nuts because he feels like he needs to cum so bad, but he can't! He has to wait all the way until the next morning before he can finally cum. There was a time when I did to him it shamefully often because it meant I'd get a bigger load in the morning. That's no longer the case. It was also kinda cruel of me and I haven't done it to him in years.

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  • the worst blue balls have been recently. My girlfriend didn't allow me to cum for 15 month. I think I had the worst case of blue balls in human history ;)

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  • It happens when a guy excites long, and there is no ejaculation. It takes two to three days. Balls hurt and feel some tension in them. It happened to me while I was learning tantra. At that time I did not know how to circulate my sexual energy. The first ejaculation after that resolves problem with blue balls.

  • Never really had "blue balls"...

    • Lucky you I suppose...

  • One girl I was hooking up with decided she didn't want to have sex, so I just pulled down my pants and jacked off on her butt. She was shocked, but at least I didn't get blue balls. If a girl doesn't want to finish the job, I will self-service. Blue balls is nonsense, you have to show the girl you mean business and that she isn't going to hold your sexual needs hostage.

    • By your logic you could have also raped her... lol And you didn't answer my actual question...

    • How is jacking off similar to raping her? I just squirted some jizz on her butt. She got completely naked with me and made out like a high school cheerleader, then stopped. That's being a **** tease. I already had an errection, so I wasn't going to get blue balls. I did answer your question. That was the worst case of blue balls I've ever had, but my problem was short-lived, after I blew my load. When she realized I wouldn't put up with her teasing, she became my girlfriend.