Guys, are you able to masturbate in public without giving away any obvious tell tale signs?

Such as groaning, facial expressions etc? The reason I ask is because I was at work yesterday hunched over the sink, doing the dishes. When I turned around there was this customer and he was staring at me with a slight (dirty) grin. From where I was standing I could see his hand was fidgeting in his pocket (Let's just say there was too much movement for me to think he was jiggling his keys). He was with his friend as well, so if he was doing what I think he was doing, that would require a lot of self control not to give any tells, no?
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  • I did it on the deck of a pool during a swim meet. I swim year round so these meets are packed. anyway, I was sitting in my lawn chair, on the deck and I just had my suit on with my towel rapped around me. I suddenly got hard and figured I'd jack off in the showers, but I decided to do it on the deck. I arranged the towel to cover my body and my lap and whipped it out and slowly, oh so slowly began stroking. It took forever to come but it was an experience nonetheless. My coach was two chairs over from me.

  • yes I did it once in the middle of the subway. how you may ask. well it all started like this once a girl pinched my butt and told me to call her after she left the idea . and that got me hard as a rock, lucky for me there was a hole in my pocket so I lead the head of my thing in to it and well I just started to stimulate the head BAM it was over. now keeping a straight face is easy but if you turn red and bulsh you can always say you have the flu or something.

Most Helpful Girls

  • i imagine that it can be done but I think it would require a lot of practise

    • Yeah...need a good female to help... (:

  • haha wow that's impressive

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  • Yeah. I've done it. Its an art to perfect, like. I did it during a GCSE mathmatics test that involved two school years of people, and no one noticed. People even spoke to me during, because the test finished before I did.

    • Yeah ..well we aren't all as talented as you Sport...O:O

    • Takes a lotta practice ;)

  • lmfao ahhhhhhhhhhh, that's funny.

    • I can't come in public..and you think that is funny? I am seriously offended..O:O

    • it's hilarious.

    • That is really not nice of you...:O

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  • what? never done it but that's hilarious.

  • no..not and finish...

  • he might have been touching himself, but that's not the same as masturbating. I would say its impossible to masturbate in public without anyone noticing.

    • Okay, then what's the point of touching yourself if you're unable to finish? (I mean for the guys that do this)

    • I think the people that touch themselves just for the heck of it are twisted. I wouldn't know exactly..

    • I agree. It's pretty uncalled for.

  • I have this rain coat with pockets that have holes in them so you can reach your pants pockets through your coat. Once while I was out walking around I got super horny. My d*ck was in a tough position as it got hard that gave it more stimulation as I walked so I just got harder and harder. So I just reached into my pocket, unzipped my pants, pulled out my d*ck and started stroking it under my coat. The rest, you can guess. . .