How can you tell if a guy is secretly masturbating while he is on the phone with you?

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Is there long pauses? Anyways how to catch them without being too obvious? xD

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

hahaha I've done that before to one of my hot friends she's hot lol and she has a sexy voice so one night lol she wannted to talk on the phone so we talked and I was masturbating the whole time we were talking I tried not to make it obvious but it was funny lol then we played the call of duty and were just tlakin on the mic and I masturbated whille playing and talking on the mic hahaha lol I just really like  her and I guess it would be obvious if a guy would let it be obvious I tried so hard not to heavy breath lol

baliguy11 · Accepted Answer

you can't.  we are masters at it.  It is called masturbation after all.  take the easy way out and assume he is, talk dirty and tell him why.  If he likes it ,he is spanking the monkey.  If he denies it, he is probably lying.

Olivia9 · Accepted Answer

Well when you start talking and he isn't doin the nasty with himself, he has a regular voice, whereas when he starts or if he gets closer his voice would become husky almost and hot. ha ha I don't know how to explain it. Or if he says yeah a lot but most guys just say yea and no anyways so that's probably not the best way to tell. :P

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

changes in breathing and if he's not paying attention to what you're saying. also if his voice sounds different than normal. there can be pauses but seeing how he's probably trying to hide the fact he's masturbating he will probably try to catch himself before the pause gets really long.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

heavy breaths deep voice pauses isn't listening to what your talking about

dnately · Answer

Now, why on earth would you be worried about that?

sunseeker11 · Answer

maybe changes in breathing,  just ask him to have phone sex

handsomejackk · Answer

"Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick." If you hear something like that over the line, it ain't interference, and I doubt he owns a pocket watch!

awreck · Answer

Start talking dirty, and if he gets out of breath, you'll know!

Anonymous · Answer

Now why the f*** would anyone do that? Did mankind suddenly run out of p*rn or what?

Anonymous · Answer

Just when I thought I've heard it all..

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