How do give a guy a boner without touching him?

[Anonymous]

Like I like this guy a lot and I always mess around..but I kinda wanna give him a boner to let him know I not afraid of that stuff...

[KERMlT]

By understanding how an erection works you can produce that effect with ease. The mind sends the signal to the penis to start producing semen. That signal can be sent with lightly touching his body (especially the inside of his thighs) even if the feeling is unwanted (like a sibling massaging his legs).

Sight. The image of something he finds sexy will give him a boner. It could be the glimpse of a THO (tit hard on) or it might be as graphic as porn.

Smell. The scent of a woman is intoxicating to some. Some men will finger a girl with their non-dominant hand (left hand for those right handed guys) just so they can smell their fingers and jerk off later on.

Taste. The same goes for taste as with smell.

Sound. If a woman whispers into a guy's ear what she would like to do to him, it usually triggers a reaction. If he can visualize you doing those things then it would be easier for him to get aroused.

[Gone_But_Not_Lost]

I actually suspect the asker is younger than she lets on. She should know by now.

[KERMlT]

I have found many women aren't that aware of how guys function. Some women believe that guys are hard all the time because we think about sex every 6 seconds.

[toulouse]

Yup! Boner illiterate here :-) This guy I like always as a hard on whenever I see him & for years I just thought guys just ALWAYS do, so I though it was not a big deal ^ & consequently I was rather inconsiderate as far as being more careful to not provoke it at odd & or inconvenient times & or 'helping' him out.. I only recently realized that it can be a rather uncomfortable thing to have to endure for long periods of time ....... I am 1 9 btw so - never assume ^ ^

[KERMlT]

I've had blue balls only once. I knew about it before I just didn't realize how painful it could be.

[toulouse]

Can't you umm, take 'care' of that? I mean you can do something it isn't like if you get really aroused thee is no way to avoid blu-balls? Other wise I'm gonna feel realllly guilty. :-)

[KERMlT]

Some women's chests get super sensitive right before their period. Blue balls feels like that but a bit worse. Walking or even the slightest touch hurts. To masturbate, a guy generally can't just rub the tip like rubbing a clit. He needs vigorous motion which is quite painful with blue balls. What if masturbating doesn't work. You just added to the problem and may need to see a doctor to drain the semen out. I don't blame the woman for what happened. This is a rare event, one out of thousands.

[BigGuy8]

Semen is produced in the semenal vessicles and prostate, not in the penis. At least learn biology before acting like a know it all. Erections aren't about semen at all. And don't start teaching naive girls they are responsible for helping a boy"release" if she gives him "blue balls". Yes, nobody wants a tease who gets you hard and leaves you hanging, but just because she touches your penis and it gets hard doesn't mean she needs to "help" you ejaculate.

[ilovenastygals]

well try doin naughty things like try bending around and give him the view of ur round cute ass also give him a peek of ur boobs and you can also try talking a bit naughty which cud turn him on or be caught watching porn by ur guy ...the last 1 will definitely give ur guy a boner

[Anonymous]

wear a very revelling top or dress and whilst you talk to him cross your arms together pushing your boobs together then move the bottom arm away (quickly) maybe to pick up a drink or a phone or something so your boobs bounce this helps if you have big boobs it works with my boy friend and my boobs are a 32DD.

[MiaChan]

have phonesex with him, or sexting (just verbal), or masturbate infront of him, wear sexy lingerie etc,

[Bruce]

Take your clothes off...MAYBE that might do it...depending on how fat you are.

[Danielwelch]

strip tease...

[electrostim69]

Try a very suggestive joke.

[mikkie180]

Wear a short skirt without anything underneath and let him see.

[DanielSan]

...you are not afriad of that stuff but you don't want to touch him?

lmao ...your 11 or 12?

[Asker]

NO I'm not

[Alistair]

i get a hard on when my girl blows in my ear

[stalinhornsby]

You would have to get into a naughty conversation to get his juices flowing. But you would be opening up to temptation...(Uhh!)

[curvyjulia]

Cleavage.

[KERMlT]

Nice but that doesn't really do it as well as T.H.O.s :D

[TouchitYoullLikeIt]

Well the best away is to touch it. Although if you give the illusion you might touch it, aka inner thigh, hands on his hips, etc and just keep your hands moving it should work good enough.

[Anonymous]

well, its kinda touching, but kissing his neck will give him one

[Anonymous]

convince him to go skinny dippin'

[Anonymous]

You're...12 years old ...aren't you ?

[Asker]

NO!