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How do I offer him birthday sex via text message?
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So his birthday is next week I'm probably not gonna see him for his birthday :( so I would like to offer him some birthday sex this week ;)
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RandE_Guy Xper 5+1 yhow about: "I got you a birthday present that money can't buy. Come and undre...I mean unwrap it". Ha...ha...?
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lv4lv Yoda+1 y"Hey! Birthday sex?"
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AustinMan Master+1 ySomething like: Here I am, a sexy tart with a big bow, wrapped as your birthday present. Come and get it!
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TrailOfTears Xper 6+1 ySend him a letter with a condom inside and note with a date. ^^
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PengersL Xper 3+1 yIf you trust him with photos, the send him photos.
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Anonymous+1 yJust tell him waka flaka you gonna get sumthin and it ain't chewbaka
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Anonymous+1 ySend him a text talking about his birthday and what you want to get him, but make sure to use the word c*u*m, in exchange for the word come, and he'll know what you have in store for him, plus it will be cute and funny.
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