Serious? here it is.
1. Prep with Cocoa Butter lotion, enough to wet the groin and anus to stay that way. It's not unpleasant to the mouth.
2. Begin with soft all-over 2-hand massage, sack, anus and **** until erect.
3. Firmly holding his penis, begin to probe his pee hole with the tip of your tongue. He will rock into your tongue pressure. Because your tongue is soft and wet, this cannot be overdone. After a while, he should rock impatiently because he wants more sensation.
4. Form your mouth into a wet, open mouth kiss and slide tightly down the cap to the shaft behind. Start nursing ("numming") on the cap like a baby at the nipple and include slot head bobbing. Gently rub his sack.
5. Being sure it is wet with lotion, slowly slide your pointer finger of your other hand into his anus to to the first knuckle, palm up toward his sack. Make tiny in and out and come here movements and turn your finger side to side, while he grips your finger.. After a bit, he will relax and your finger will slide in more easily. He may push out and "prolapse" his rectum slightly to encourage/enable you to push in farther. Do that up to the second knuckle. Your fingertip will feel a round swelling inside, which is his prostate. Limit yourself to the same tiny movements to stimulate it with minimal pressure. More dramatic will distract him.
6. When you have reached his prostate area, Speed up the head movement. and keep rhythm with your finger. You should feel him clenching your finger in his anus and will put out quite a bit of tasteless precum.
7. You may sense increased arousal (rocking, deep breathing) and a change in the taste of fluid; leakage of prostatic fluid you have sucked from his rapidly engorging prostate.
8 Begin very rapid soft handed stroking the full length of the shaft as you "nurse" and work his prostate.
9. When he is about to cum, he may cross his ankles and squeeze and he will tense up head to toe. You will feel one large contraction in his anus and a single large dollop of fluid will be expelled into your mouth; the precum contraction. At the same time, his testicles will pull up.
10. About two seconds later, he will ejaculate in repeated contractions, perhaps three to 8 of them. When they start, withdraw your finger from his anus by the second contraction. Suck at the head of his **** with no licking or head movement, but continue to stroke the shaft. Squeeze gently as you pull toward the head (to milk him a little) bit release to a slight brush as you return to the base.
11. As the contractions weaken, stop stroking, but continue to suck firmly at his penis until he motions your head away. During that time, he may clench up (inside) one time to expel the remaining fluid (like he does the last drop of pee).
12. Cuddle up to him and hold him for a while. Spit or swallow is up to you, shouldn't matter, and he should be willing to deep kiss you either way.
That's about it.
Ok, that is easy.
1. First you need to get him turned on - be more aggressive, grab his stuff, slowly massage his balls through his pants, it's important that you act as seductive as possible - the more you're turned on - the more he'll be turned on. Pull his pants down slowly and act as naughty as possible - this is a great turn on.
2. Grab his hand and lick on his fingers slowly before you give him head - just put his middle finger slowly into your mouth and suck on it, up and down, slide it slowly and moan - you have to moan a lot so he feels like a king.
3. As you're licking one finger, slowly start stroking his shaft (penis) with your other hand, you have to be on your knees and he should be standing, look him in the eyes - this way you can see his reactions. You need to love giving him head if you want him to really enjoy it.
4. Most girls make the mistake of being too soft - don't do that, grab his penis tightly and stroke it hard, as you're twisting his shaft with one hand slowly start sucking on the head (the tip) of his penis, curl your tongue around it, twist it in circles, then point it upwards and slowly lick it while you're watching him.
5. Say something like "mmmmm I love it" then smile, smiling is very important - it conveys that you love it. Keep on stroking and sucking harder.
6. Start talking dirty to him, put your hands around his balls and tickle them gently - make sure you are gentle 'cause his balls are very sensitive, as you're tickling, keep on stroking and sucking.
7. Once you see that he's getting closer start stroking harder - and don't even think about slowing down. Scream at him, tell him you want it - tell him where you want it (swallowing will make him go crazy just as you want it) - then as he starts to come, you have 2 options - you can hold his penis or he can hold it - I suggest you let him hold it and squeeze it out.
8. Then hold his penis and stroke it slowly, just as if you were trying to squeeze every last drop out of him into your mouth, give it a few more finishing licks.
9. Then smile at him, open your mouth and show him what you've got in your mouth, smile, then swallow all of it - then look up at him again and open your mouth to show him it's gone. If you REALLY want to learn how to give a blow job then you have to read Jack's Blowjob Lessons ----> link
10. Smile again, believe me he'll love you for it.
Good luck
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