Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
From the makers of birds, bees, and virginity comes how to get a condom...
First of all you go to the store
Make sure you have a car and some kind of sense of direction.
Also if you think condoms are lame and you think well why use one then you really need to!
Just fucking get it together or just you know!
If you ever just trick someone and not use a condom, well then may god help you or if you dont believe in god, may the space dirt or whatever help you!
Because karma is a bitch and she takes no prisoners
And to conclude this fabulous myTake please enjoy safe sex with your partner because safe sex is the best sex.
What Girls & Guys Said
6 22I buy them in bulk off amazon.
Woahhh
I feel this needs some context. Me and my girlfriend have sex quite often. Buying packs of 3 from boots every time i saw her was getting annoying and expensive so i ordered 44 durex extra safe for quite cheap off of amazon and had them sent to a local pickup point (my local post office). This saves about 50p per condom and a lot of time :)
Thats a really good idea.
I think we're going to copy your idea son.
That was far less informative than I would have hoped.
What type should you get? What's the most reliable brand? What will maximize her pleasure? How do you know what size to get, do they come in some kind of "variety pack?"
I ask because I've never done this before and had no guidance on the subject beyond "use them."
Lol i love this! Cause firstly good message, while obvious to some that condoms are important, to others its an option? Insane!! Also that picture about get your shit together is hilarious from Rick and Morty. Love that show and that scene was funny as hell! and that last gif is life...
RICK AND MORTY IS THE SHIITTT 😆
YASSSSS!!!
I'll need to know the size of the penis before buying a pack. :P
"Go to the store", "Get your s*** together"... then what? you forgot to finish it. Useless take. Not sure if it was an attempt at humor or you are very drunk, but either way it was a big fail
You are the only one. Soooo 👀
"some kind of sense of direction" LOL! *Looks down* Which way is up?
Who the hell are you? You're hilarious.
My name starts with the letter B 👀 lmao
Bards?
Yeah son 👌