How to deal with beard burn?

[Anonymous]

I have a pretty bad case of beard burn right now. It happens every time I kiss an enthousiastic guy with a stubble.
How can I prevent it, besides never kissing guys with stubbles anymore? And what can I do to make it heal faster? It looks hideous.

[ak667]

Wow, that's the most awesome beard burn I have ever seen. It looks like someone threw fire ants at your chin. I suppose to avoid rectifying it, you could tilt your head backwards rather than forwards. That will result in a more of an angle where contact is lip-to-lip rather than chin-to-beard.

[ak667]

I suppose to avoid rectifying it [/I suppose to rectify it], [...]

[Asker]

Well that doesn't help much right now. Do you know any way I could do damage control? I can't get it dry/soft enough for makeup now either.

[ak667]

What if you use a market and write "beard kiss" on your chin? Then it might be kind of cool and you don't have to feel so stupid walking around in public.

[ak667]

* marker

[Asker]

I am contemplating just wearing a huge band aid. Don't have any that would fit though xD

[ak667]

Here in Japan a lot of girls wear face masks sometimes. It might be weird to do that in elsewhere but it means:

1) The person is sick and doesn't want to spread the disease to others.
2) The person didn't have time to wear make-up in the morning.

f00.inventorspot.com/images/mask-mask-mask.jpg

[MrKinktastic]

Ouch! maybe try a different angle? Generally stubble is pretty to look at but unappealing to toch. Gotta go clean shaven or full beard.

[Asker]

I tried, but he kept forgetting to tone it down a bit. Also, he shaved that same day, fresh stubble is the worst... I mostly want to know what to do right now because I don't want to leave the house like this xD and I have to visit my mom tomorrow, gonna be fun to explain

[MrKinktastic]

Moisturize and lie and say you tripped and got a rug burn :p

[Asker]

Well I do some bouldering every now and then, so I always say I chafed the wall. It's getting less believable though as I've already used that excuse twice. And it's never been this bad

[MrKinktastic]

So he can probably get it smooth if he works on his shaving technique. I grow a full thick beard and if I stretch/flatten the skin as in a straight razor shave and do a few passes against the grain I can get baby smooth for a few hours.

[Asker]

Making him grow a full beard is the only remedy I've found this far. But that's a bit difficult in an acute situation with a new person

[MrKinktastic]

Just say it turns you on and he will probably decide to grow it out then and there. Alternatively show him the burn and say no beard no kisses. Its an understandable reason.

[Asker]

I know this guy does not look good with a beard at all. Plus it's difficult to grow a fullbeard in 5 minutes

[MrKinktastic]

It does require an ungodly amount of steroids to go full beard in 5 minutes flat... Guess youd better teach him to shave properly then. Maybe get him a straight razor for a present as a hint at some point :p

[CHARismatic110]

Ouch. That looks painful. If you've got any aloe vera handy, that should soothe it.

[boggboss]

The first of seen the jeez

[valualty]

Did you kiss his face or eat his hairy ass? 😂😂😂

[Asker]

He kissed me a bit too roughly. I have sensitive skin okay :(

[Asker]

Also hairy wouldn't be an issue, stubbles are sharp

[valualty]

Well most of girls love beards and entertain guys for having it.

[gowtham12]

Aloevera gel works well

[Anonymous]

This lady been frenching that robot Santa Claus from Futurama.