How To Give A Mean Blowjob!

STEP 1 - CLAIM THE MAN.

Don't make the bj seem like a chore. Let him know that it would please you to be allowed to suck his cock. Demonstrate that you have genuine envy to engulf his cock in your mouth.

STEP 2 - SET HIS BODY TO YOUR COMFORT

Will he be sitting on the couch?

Laying on the bed?

Standing up?

Set his body in a position where he's comfortable and where you can relax as you suck.

STEP 3 - THE TEASE

Kiss him as you slide your hand down his pants.

Play/suck his nipples (only if he's into that)

Slither your tongue down his chest to his belly until you reach the crotch area.

Press and gently squeeze the semi erect cock while it's still under his clothes to show that you're excited that you've provoked a boner for you to toy with.

Unzip his pants and smile at the sight of his cock like it's the greatest thing you ever saw in your life (you may have to pretend).

STEP 4 - CLAIM THE COCK

Open your mouth wide and stick your tongue out.

Gently grab on to the dick.

Smack the dick slowly and gently against the surface of your warm tongue.

Dirty talk as you smack the dick. Let him know that his dick belongs to your mouth now.

Do one slow tight suck on the head of the dick and then set it down.

Rest your hands on his laps or chest.

Kiss the dick all over.

Grab on to the dick (assuming it's semi erect) with your lips without using your hands and give the head a couple slow sucks.

You have now claimed the cock.

STEP 5 - PREPARE THE COCK FOR CONQUEST

Summon the power of your salivary glands and get that fucker wet.

Slowly suck the cock until it reaches full erection stage.

I say slowly in case he's a quick nutter.

Once the surface of the cock is wet with saliva and it's erected, the blowjob can now commence.

THE ART OF BLOWING

You made it past Step 5. Pat yourself on the back, you've just classically claimed a cock for your mouth. The male orgasm is dependent on duration of the stimulation. The longer you can stimulate his cock, the more powerful his orgasm wil be when he nuts. Now I will provide you with moves to provide good stimulation.

Move 1 - The Machine Gun

Suck the head of of his cock as fast as you can for a short burst of time.

Move 2 - Vein Slider

There are several long veins that will surface on the cock. Slide your tongue on top of the long/large ones.

Move 3 - Tongue Teaser

Flick your tongue at the underside of the head of his dick.

Move 4 - Sloppy Mess

Get extra saliva on his dick and slide your lips up and down on the most amount of his dick you can fit in your mouth.

Move 5 - The Choker

Gently grip the bottom of his dick with one hand and tightly press your lips on on his dick. Slowly slide your mouth up and down as you maintain this tight suck.

Move 6 - Milking

Put your lips on half of his head and do slow tight sucks on it.

Then do fast sucks.

Then slow sucks.

Then flick your tongue all over it.

Repeat the different sucks to properly milk the dick.

Move 7 - Don't forget the balls.

Now our balls are pretty sensitive, so be careful when exploring such uncharted territory. For the balls, repeat Move 2 at different intensities.

Then assuming his balls are not too hairy for you, do an ice cream scoop. Suck on one of his balls gently by wrapping your lips around it.

Move 8 - What about the prostate?

Nown most men may not be into this, but assuming your man is, then you should stimulate his prostate.

Cut your nails.

Massage the small bridge of skin between his balls and anus with your fingers or tongue.

Put spit/lube on your fingers and gently penetrate about half the length of either your middle or index finger.

Massage his prostate with your fingers.

Stimulating the prostate will allow him to reach a new height of orgasm.

The Art of Nutting

So to give a mean blowjob, just use those different moves for as long as he can last. You can always pause and talk to him to allow him recovery time to last longer.

5-10mins: Average nut

20mins: Good nut

40mins-1hr: Powerful nut

WARNINGS

Don't use too much hand. It's a bj not a handjob.

Don't bite his cock (hard), it will hurt.

Don't harm the balls.

Don't use the machine gun move for too long or he may nut faster than expected.

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I hope your blowjob skills have now increased.

Go forth my child and engulf sweet cock in your mouth.

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  • Well damn! Its interesting

    • Make sure he is well circumcised, like me

  • hahahahaha

    • A little humor never kills :p

    • yeah but dont think i'm a gay for reading this... i learned something new

    • It's important to know the basics of a bj, that way you can tell a girl what you like.

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  • Thank YOU!!! This is VERY helpful!

    • Glad I could help :p