How to poop in college dorms?

Question

So I'm looking to go to 2 different school. Overall I am extremely concerned how I will poop in the dorm bathrooms. One of the schools is actually coed and has coed bathrooms.. wtf!!!
Does anybody have experience with coed bathrooms? Do girls and guys literally sit in stalls next to each other and poop if needed?

How about regular dorms? Do you just sit there and poop with a bunch of other girls in the bathroom?

I know everybody poops, but I'm very nervous about this. Any recommendations would be great1
Also, how did you masturbate in dorm rooms? I masturbate 4-5 times per week and hoping that can continue. The whole college thing freaks me out.

abc3643 · Accepted Answer

Yes, it's basically a public bathroom with stalls. Enjoy!

As for masturbation, learn to be stealthy or get some me time where and when you can.

One solution to both problems is to find an "out of the way" bathroom on campus. I used to know of this one remote bathroom that was in a men's room but that had only 2 or 3 stalls, but it was on a part of campus where few classes were held - and certainly no late classes - and where there was an office dominated by women, so they would not use that bathroom. Once I realized this, if I had to take a shit on campus, I would usually head there. I never jerked off in a bathroom though but I could have.

So, see if you can find a remote bathroom as well and take care of business there. Both #1, #2, AND "#3" if you know what I mean.

HOWEVER, move off of campus as soon as you can. After my freshman year, I said "Fuck that!" to dorm life and got an apartment with some buddies and never looked back. When you have your own bedroom, it's a lot easier to jerk off.

Habib_M · Accepted Answer

depends on how much you poop. if you poop a little bit you can poop even on the street

beebella · Accepted Answer

Just do it, you're not the only one who has to poop there. And stop masturbating and have some sex.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Just worry if you're farting.. but nobody will know if you poop..

MeanderingTrex · Answer

Take a loud shit, show your dominance. Don't even crack a window or light a match. You are the alpha female up in this bitch, show em what you got!

outside_Toronto · Answer

Everything will work out. I'm sure you're not the only one with concerns

Aiko_E_Lara · Answer

You'll get use to it. Just act normal.

Anonymous · Answer

I have experience with both. My introduction to that problem was when I was in a bathroom stall and another guy walked in. It was obvious that we were both taking a shit because of the silence, so I tried to break the silence by farting. After I farted, he farted, and then I farted louder and we both laughed. We continued taking our respective dumps, farting and laughing throughout, when I burped. Now it’s a normal occurrence for me to burp while taking a shit because I like to get it all out in one go, but it seems weird to other people. That cracked him up and made me kind of embarrassed, but we laughed together and left our stalls. That guy is my current boyfriend, so he definitely didn’t judge me for farting. Coed bathrooms were like that. A girl might be doing her makeup at the counter when a guy walks in and starts peeing next to her in the urinal. Then she farts and pews in the urinal next to him because it’s more convenient than peeing in a stall (yes, this actually happens sometimes). The thing is, while they might share a laugh while they peed or when she farted, often it was so natural that we would just not react. Normal girls’ dorms are the same, but more comfort is usually involved. For instance, we wouldn’t just fart, we would have actual farting contests with each other. Farting in front of men is one thing, but having a full fledged farting contest in front of a member of the opposite sex is a little embarrassing. It was also much more common for us to just rip ass when we needed to without much reaction. It wasn’t uncommon for a group of girls to be talking and for a girl to fart mid sentence, either while she’s talking or while another girl is talking. And nobody bats an eye at the girl who farted and they just carry on as normal, understanding that they will get the same treatment when they fart mid conversation. The girls would audibly fart in the shower stalls, hallways, and anywhere you could imagine. It just felt so natural to feel the gas bubble inside of me and push it out, so same sex dorms are definitely relaxed on that matter.

Anonymous · Answer

Why are you embarrassed sitting on a toilet and having poop come out of your butthole? Who knows... you may get comfortable enough to let an attractive guy wipe your butthole for you!