How would you react to one of these scenarios?

How would you react to one of these scenarios?
1. Guys, you're home alone taking care of the kids. Your wife is out of town at a board meeting and can't have her phone on her. Your teenage daughter gets her period for the first time. She needs your help. Whats your reaction. Do you know what you’d do?

2. Girls, you’re home alone taking care of the kids. Your husband is out of town at a board meeting can't have his phone on hin. Your teenage son just woke up after experiencing a wet dream. He needs you to explain to him what happened and why his sheets ended up all sticky. Whats your reaction. Do you know what you’d do?

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My Answers:
1. Lol I asked my boyfriend the first question earlier today. His reaction was so funny haah. He was like “Can I Skype your laptop during the meeting, its an emergency! But if you can't answer then i’ll just do google! I dont know what to get her from the store! How do i even put it on her?” Lmaoo 🙈😂 i was like babe, just put her in a toddler pullup until i get home. He was like OKAY!! Then i was like wait im kidding lol and then i explained everything to him haha.

2. Im not sure wht i’d tell him. I’d just be like, youve reached that age where you’ll get horny when you see a hot chick. And then you’ll probably dream about her and a bunch of horniness will end up oozing out your dick. No biggie. Let me wash your sheets and you just keep doin what you do best son! Keep oozing!! Just dont ooze your way into some hot chicks vagina.
How would you react to one of these scenarios?
Updates:
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OMG i thought my answer would be a trip!! So many of your answers are tripping me out haha. The majority of guys are hilarious and there's a few girls who made me laugh too. I wanted a good laugh tonight and y'all giving it to me good and hard
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I really like the answers to this question. 99% of your answered so funny or thoughtfully i almost shed a tear. Seems like everyone is well prepared. But for the first scenario i suggest you buy your daughters some pads for her first time. Tampons can come when she's a little older. And i know some nonvirgin girls who still can't handle puttint tampons up them... so yea
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  • I wouldn't panic. I would go to the store and get her some tampons.

    • I love the Full House GIF. Uncle Jesse always asked Michelle "Capiche?"

    • No no no. Tampons means u have to show her how to insert it up her. Its basically like you're having to ease your dick into your virgin girlfriend. No just buy her some pads for her first time. Tampons can come when she's a little older

  • I already have a plan in mind to buy a some supplies in the form of some teen-size sanitary pads, a clean towel, and a clean pair of underwear with some sort of carry bag for the car and a travel case for her purse.

    • Aww thats sweet

    • Ops, I didn't read what you wrote bellow.. I would just tell her, relax.. You are becoming a woman, just don't get pregnant.

    • Lmao you're my boyfriend

    • I am? (O. O)

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  • Lmfao they knew from school. I've had the use condoms no matter what talk too

    • Oh thats good haah

  • Take her to the ER (she’s obviously about to die) get involved in wanting to see what the problem is...😂😂😂

    • Omg all u guys answers are hilarious

    • Lol 😂😂

  • I would talk to my son.

    • Yea bt tell us wht you’d say lol

    • Umm first, l would tell about puberty. And tell him that his body is changing. If he has an erection, he can also have wet dreams n it is totally normal.

  • YouTube and call my mom or sister.

  • i would explain her everything abut periods and make her feel calm

    • but first i would tell her that a demon is about born from inside you, Just to be a shitty dad for some seconds :D

    • Lmao so wrong for that hha

  • Ask teen daughter to watch kids while I run to pharmacy for tampons & pads. They we do some googling together. Problem solved 😂

    • Haha too cute. But if she's bleedin the teen daughter needs to stay on the toilet

    • How old are other kids?

    • I don't know i mean it could be just one kid. I just wanted to know how you’d take care of her on her period

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  • I tell her to take care of the kids while I rush and go get the pads stuff and also call a neighbor female for help

    • Haha soundd about right

    • Yeap so no panic for me

  • They're your kids... why would you be afraid to explain something to them? If either of these scenarios give you any trouble, you are not ready to have kids.

    • I didn't have trouble answering. Its posed to be a fun question for the site to answer

    • My response wasn't directed at you, but to the larger audience in general. Sorry if you took it as a personal attack... I didn't mean it that way.

    • Ohk :)

  • I'd literally call any one of my 3 aunts or my cousin. If that wouldn't work - google better be my friend this time!!

    • Haha totally understandable

  • Give her a cork lol

    • Omg lol worse than my boyfriend

    • Saw it on Dumb and Dumber To lol

    • If it's stupid and works, it ain't stupid

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  • Run around the house screaming

    • Omg u guys are hilarious

  • Wing it , if it happens it'll happen.

    • Ok but tell us your reactions. Everyones reactions are so funny or shocking. Whats yours

    • Handle it accordingly. Buy her pads until mom gets home. Or I could ask my mom in worse case scenario

  • I'd do my best to explain to her, then let my wife pick up where I left off.

    • Lol but the question is how would you explain it to her

    • It's natural. It happens every month. It's part of growing up. There are pads to help with that. If you get pregnant it will stop.

    • Lmao actually its natural to spot a bit while pregnant. But too much spotting could mean miscarriage

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  • Now you have made me aware I think best solution will be to get instructions from wife earlier on if incase it happen in future and i have to handle it

    • Yes someone else said the same haha

  • oh PANIC, NO,
    I don't know, I faint

    • Hahaha

  • Yeah. Get her some of my wife's pamprin or midol and heating pad, then get her a pad or tampon from the store.

  • Wouldn't panic.

    • Ok but tell us your reaction

    • I'd just explain what was going on calmly. No need to make a big deal out of it. It's just a period.

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