I had my first argument with my girlfriend. Who is right. Who wins in a battle to the death? A 12inch clit or a 12inch penis? Why?

I think a clit wins. She believes the penis wins. Who is right?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I think the penis wins, we guys are experienced in penis martial arts. It’s basically Muay Thai but with the dick, really impressive and deadly.

    • Oh so your talking her side.😡

    • Depends, can you change my mind? I’m more then happy to take your side if it’s well reasoned.

    • U known me longer.

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  • Clits can't do anything. Peens can spit.

    • Don't take her side😡

Most Helpful Girls

  • The penis. It has more reach, it could easily swing on the clit.

    • Oh. I see. I owe her an apology

    • I think you do.

    • @beebella is very wise

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  • Clit
    xx
    ~ Mrs Manson

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  • So, this question makes no sense.
    A 12 inch clitoris is essentially equal to a 12 inch penis, as the penis is formed in the whom by extending the clitoris.

    • Only the tip of the clitoris can be seen or felt but the clitoris is bigger than most think

      I had my first argument with my girlfriend. Who is right. Who wins in a battle to the death? A 12inch clit or a 12inch penis? Why?

  • A penis can do the helicoptor attack.

    Clits have nothing on that. 😂

    • Helicopter attack?😂

    • @Halucinator Lol, when you whip your hips around, and twirl it like a propeller. 😂

  • The guy with a knife who cuts them off wins.

  • Neither

  • A sword fight? The mind wanders...

  • The clit.

    A penis, while uncommon, can reach 12 inches naturally. A clitoris can not. This you have SUPERCLIT up against a mortal penis.

    SUPERCLIT wins.

    • Thank you

    • Team SUPERCLIT, or something. High-five!

    • 🙌..

  • Probably the dick. Clits are WAY more sensitive and can't take quite as much touching, let alone abuse! Besides, girls tend to lose the ability to walk or even stand if you masturbate them well. Girls aren't as strong as guys, so you'd win on that score and a 12" dick, if shoved into her, hard, would probably cause her pain. So, you've got three ways to overpower her.

  • I'm supporting the Clit wins

    • Yes!!!

  • Well 12 inch clit can suck in a whole man and killing him
    Well 12 inch penis can poke and squirt by flooding the woman. and killing her.

    So they are on a king size battle field and setting up to prepare for battle.

    She warms up her weapon of CUNT OF DESTRUCTION and prepares to be ready for battle.

    He is still trying to figure out how to set the clock on the VCR (yeah I said VCR. I'm old get over it) and forgets to prepare for battle.

    As he turn around she grabs his Penis Poker. Looks at it and laughs. At this moment she starts to work her mind control secret power and says "What do you going to do with that little toy"?

    What is he going to? How is he going to combat her mind control? Well you are going to have to tune in next for the conclusion Of Battle Of The Sex Parts

    • I did not pick a side. I never finished my story, because I got tired of typing

  • WHY is there a battle between them?

    • For dominance

    • On even days one domines, on uneven days the other

  • Clit wins

  • Penis has range attack. It can shoot long and powerful streams of hot liquid, as well as hot sticky liquid. Nothing the clit can do at long range.

  • this would happen!
    skip to 3:11

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW63_5tLp6o
    • I see

  • I plead the 5th

  • U clit, u lose

    • Really? U taking her side?

    • Yeah. U suck

    • 😤😤

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  • Obviously the dick, it is a much better assault weapon and signal of her oure dominace she has over you

    • Of course you would choose her side you guys are friends

    • this is unobjective, I don't know who you're talking about 😔

    • @Ikilledcupid_

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  • I think the clit wins because the 12” dick is not unexpected so the clit has ninja qualities, which are deadly, no one would see it cuming (no pun intended).

  • Someone has too much time on their hands. YOU NEED A LIFE