I wish my penis was longer

[Anonymous]

I'm only 6 inches at max, when I push the ruler to the bone. (That's how you're supposed to measure)

I feel small and shrimpy, I wish my dick was like 8 or 9 inches, with a giant head and a long, overhanging foreskin.

I wish that women would be intimidated of my dick, and really nervous when they first put it inside them.

Discuss.