If you got a random text saying a girl wants to blow you, what would you think?

Question

what are you doing right now..i wanna come over to blow you***is that weird? can you think of a better way to word it? add a ;)?****we hooked up the other night but I feel bad I didn't give him a bj and I really want to right now

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Come over in a vampire custom & say, "I want to suck your cock..." (in a dracula accent).

Or come over while he's sleeping. Start sucking him & do whatever you want & if he wakes up tell him he is just dreaming & to go back to sleep. Leave, & never tell him what happened.

Or, while he is watching the game, say, "do you mind if a play with your d*** while you're watching this. He can just pretend nothing is going on while you have fun.

Or, while your at a restaurant with a group of friends, drop something & sneak under the table. Blow him until someone asks what happened to you. Come back up & say you fixing your shirt or something.

Or, when he's sitting in a chair, come up behind him & handcuf him down real quick. Then have your way with him. He wont' be able to fight back because he'll bonded.

Or, come into the shower with him, grab the bar of soap & wash his **** & balls, like it's a completely natural thing to do. Have a very casual conversation with him to make it seem like this really isn't a sexual thing at all.

Or, you & your friends can attack him. Have two of them hold him down, while you have your way with him. You can dress up like you're wiches, it will be fun.

Or, accidetally spill a drink on his pants & clean it up. Take your time & say you're really sorry, that was a complete accident.

Or, get a full body costume. Sneak into his house with a plastic knife & make him think you are an actual robber. Tell him to get on the ground & do what you want. Tell him that he has do whatever you say & that he belongs to you now. Take no mercy.

Or, dress up like a princess & say I need my prince to come rescue me from my relentless desire. Say, please sir, won't you help me & look very innocently at him.

Or, just show up naked at his house & act like you don't know. Walk around talking about the weather & ask him why he's acting so strange.

Sweetums4362 · Accepted Answer

I would say .. hey I wanna come over and do something to you that I didn't get a chance to the other night. When he asks what? Say .. I wanna suck your d*** like it's never been sucked baby.

katiesmuff · Accepted Answer

Be cute about it and just ask if he has the time for you to come over and suck his penis.  Use "suck his" instead of "blow you" as it sounds much more sensual and intimidating and sexy.

TimeAndTimeAgain · Accepted Answer

Seems too direct. Try something like... "Hey, I forgot what a penis looks like. Can I come by later so you can refresh my memory?" And then surprise him with a blowjob. :D

cutekid · Accepted Answer

I guess it was a direct offer,it just sound weird..

Deppsies · Answer

You should just come over to his house. Act all casual, like always. Go and watch TV. Then after a while, pretend you're bored, and slide down from the sofa on the ground. Put your hands over his crotch. He'll ask 'what you're doing?'. And you'll say 'thanking you'. He'll probably ask 'for what?' Then you answer 'for being such a good boyfriend'. And from then on, take it as far as you want. He'll be grateful :))