Come over in a vampire custom & say, "I want to suck your cock..." (in a dracula accent).
Or come over while he's sleeping. Start sucking him & do whatever you want & if he wakes up tell him he is just dreaming & to go back to sleep. Leave, & never tell him what happened.
Or, while he is watching the game, say, "do you mind if a play with your d*** while you're watching this. He can just pretend nothing is going on while you have fun.
Or, while your at a restaurant with a group of friends, drop something & sneak under the table. Blow him until someone asks what happened to you. Come back up & say you fixing your shirt or something.
Or, when he's sitting in a chair, come up behind him & handcuf him down real quick. Then have your way with him. He wont' be able to fight back because he'll bonded.
Or, come into the shower with him, grab the bar of soap & wash his **** & balls, like it's a completely natural thing to do. Have a very casual conversation with him to make it seem like this really isn't a sexual thing at all.
Or, you & your friends can attack him. Have two of them hold him down, while you have your way with him. You can dress up like you're wiches, it will be fun.
Or, accidetally spill a drink on his pants & clean it up. Take your time & say you're really sorry, that was a complete accident.
Or, get a full body costume. Sneak into his house with a plastic knife & make him think you are an actual robber. Tell him to get on the ground & do what you want. Tell him that he has do whatever you say & that he belongs to you now. Take no mercy.
Or, dress up like a princess & say I need my prince to come rescue me from my relentless desire. Say, please sir, won't you help me & look very innocently at him.
Or, just show up naked at his house & act like you don't know. Walk around talking about the weather & ask him why he's acting so strange.1 1 0 0....uve really thought this threw haven't you.
Actually, I'm pretty creative, so I made it up off the top of my head. I was bored, as you could probably tell.
I would say .. hey I wanna come over and do something to you that I didn't get a chance to the other night. When he asks what? Say .. I wanna suck your d*** like it's never been sucked baby.
1 5 0 0Winner.
Be cute about it and just ask if he has the time for you to come over and suck his penis. Use "suck his" instead of "blow you" as it sounds much more sensual and intimidating and sexy.
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Seems too direct. Try something like...
"Hey, I forgot what a penis looks like. Can I come by later so you can refresh my memory?"
And then surprise him with a blowjob. :D0 0 0 0That's a pretty weird thing to say...
Works with weird guys like me.
Great Idea for old women ! :P
I guess it was a direct offer,it just sound weird..
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3 3You should just come over to his house. Act all casual, like always. Go and watch TV. Then after a while, pretend you're bored, and slide down from the sofa on the ground. Put your hands over his crotch. He'll ask 'what you're doing?'. And you'll say 'thanking you'. He'll probably ask 'for what?' Then you answer 'for being such a good boyfriend'. And from then on, take it as far as you want. He'll be grateful :))
0 1 0 0by reading that text, probably I would think that she wants to blow me!?!?
0 1 0 0Lol yep
I'd be pretty pleased.
0 0 0 0Makes you sounds slutty and desperate.
0 1 1 0Slut much?
0 0 3 3Don't be so narrow-minded. It's only slutty if she goes around doing it for every guy. -__-
We have different views on how a slut is classified
Not a slut at all...ive only given one blowjob before..to the same guy haha!
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