Is it gross when your vagina makes noises?

Question

When getting fingered, my vagina makes gross farting noises. I think it's called a queeve. I heard it happens to a lot of people. Its just air getting pushed out, but it sounds gross. Guys- do you think it's gross when you hear that noise?

Warren · Accepted Answer

Sound, smell and taste (as they related to sex) are the senses that are never properly dealt with in cinema. xD Ever wonder why male masturbation is sometimes called "fapping"? Well there's a reason. It's the onomatopoeia of flesh rapidly hitting flesh; add in a bit of lubrication (natural or otherwise) and it just gets more noticeable.

When two people are having sex there are numerous fluids being mixed, flesh is knocking against itself, there are moving and stationary parts interacting in strange ways.. sound happens. Not to mention the various smells which themselves depend on one's genetic makeup, diet, hygiene. Taste works the same way. In fact research has shown that even if you (subjectively) smell just fine you might be off-putting to someone whose immune system isn't complementary to your own.

This is most commonly seen in someone being rated a "good" or a "bad" kisser. But I digress. Basically don't worry about the sights, sounds and smells. Women will understand it and guys have their own strangeness to worry about.

AidenBlue · Accepted Answer

no, doesn't bother me... Moan louder to cover it up!

cun7n1nja · Accepted Answer

I wouldn't worry about it, lol. Most guys are mature enough to know what's happening and why it does that, and guys who get weirded out about it probably aren't the kind of guys you'd want to be with anyway. =P It happens and it's a totally natural part of sex and sometimes fingering. It happens to me during sex often in certain positions when he pulls out enough before thrusting back in, and we just laugh it off and keep going. It's not a big deal, I promise.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I think it depends on the guy. If he is really nice he's gonna make you actually feel good about it, once those noises came up while me and my boyfriend were getting in on. He said: "Wow, theses gases are so nice", OK it was funny at the moment, we event stopped to laugh for a little while. But what really matters is they don't really care about it. :)

myspacemybroke · Answer

Lol no. It's a naturally occurring thing: air being pushed out, and may mean a tighter hole. Unless you plan on getting fingered by a twelve year old don't worry about it.

Cryostatic · Answer

Nope, that means that you're very wet. And if you're very wet, then that means I'm doing a good job.

MrEM4N · Answer

I like it sounds hot when you're fingering a chick and you can feel it sucking in air because you're going it at and she moans with the beat of your fingers. Sometimes I even turn it into a game and see how often I can make it happen. It's all about having fun with each other.

queefy · Answer

Huh?

thtdiablo · Answer

No problem to me either... I think, it's quite normal...

G-Daz · Answer

Noook not possible lol

risted · Answer

i don't really like to hear it Lol.  it sounds similar to a fart and they're both natural but I haaaaaate thinking about a girl farting in front of me :(   but at least with a queef I know it's not gas and just the air so I'm not going to be sickened by it in the moment

taster · Answer

Nope..doesn't bother me at all...(:(:(:

7gnat · Answer

Not gross and it is just life and it is called a queef. The queef expert though has happily arrived on the case. Look down at the bottom and she will happily assist you. She may offer you a fresh "catch" from a recent killing but she has a deft touch in the delicate matters of a p**** fart.