I know exactly what you’re talking about, and it IS gross! VERY!
Disgusting as it is, it’s just what happens when dry, fuzzy toilet paper comes in contact with damp skin. I haven’t reached the eating-out milestone yet – I guess I’m just really into hygene – but I never use JUST toilet paper. I have these little scented wipes (kind of like baby wipes, wet and a little soapy) that I carry around with me in my purse, and I use those after first wiping with the toilet paper. Because they’re wet, they pick of those nasty microscopic particles and leave the “area” smelling much better too!
If you’re really grossed out by it, just tell her that the smell of scented wipes turns you on (maybe do a little research and find out which scent in particular!). That way you won’t offend her—because you’re not insulting her personal hygiene.
Good luck! This is one case where it’s better to be a man :P
You carry around wipes with you? what brand, and are they compact?
I suppose it is possible. Everytime we pee we have to wipe and if we are wet down their I can see how some paper could get torn and left there by mistake.
And OMG "oral duties" That is where you rank it in the relm of things. I would tell you to forget the oral duties and get used to the using your own hand on yourself duties!
C'mon katiesmuff, this is actually pretty funny. It ranks up there with the queef. We know it happens and you just deal with it. Oral duties; pretty funny.
Dont you think "oral dities" was just a ufamism to avaid being more grafic? A bit harsh aren't you?
LOL. sorry dude. Those things are not meant to be seen by our men. If you guys had to wipe urine from your hairy balls about 3-6 times per day, you would be in the same boat, fortunately you have hoses that extend from the body. I, myself, will pay more attention to that now that it has been brought up. -LOL
HAHAHAHA, that's so funny. I've never heard anyone bring that up before. But I'm definitely aware of the problem and take care of it whether anyone is going to be down there or not. It grosses me out and I want it gone immediately, hahaha. I'm sure some girls remain blissfully ignorant to this issue though. =P
Some girls have never heard of this problem, but that's because some of us are gentlemen and don't want to spoil things. Ladies, please pay attention to your personal hygene.
I have never had that problem with any women I've been with...
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Hmmm. I've never had that problem - must be the Charmin.
Funny ass question.
This is pretty funny and so true. Every girl I have ever been with has had this "problem" whether they knew about it or not. I was always just accepting that it happens and have never said anything about it. Wow, is there a term for the little bits of toilet paper left behind after you wipe? Like "wipey-balls" or something??
Well, thank goodness my men have never mentioned it out loud - I would have been mortified. Girls don't even like guys to THINK we go to the bathroom, much less find evidence of it! "Wipey-balls" is too masculine. How about "muff berries"? Or "poon mice"? LOL!
OH, we know, because you go in groups. Maybe you do that so we won't really know who actually went to the bathroom:) Poon mice is too much like crabs; I like muff berries though. Wonder if it will catch on. Lol
OMG I have never heard of this before. Of course I really haven't had much action down there at all, so how would I know? Thanks!
HAHA, I've never had that problem; nor heard of it either.
This is the first time.
I hope that all ladies are now aware of this issue. I'm glad you brought it up. It really is a turn off.
I don't have, I take care that there isn't even one single bit of paper. I'm very exact with that.
LOL. OMG. That's hilarious, and so true. Oral duties! Funny.
Dude, I've never seen that before. Good luck with the hygiene talk.
haha. your girl needs to shower before you go down on her.
Yep they did build the internet, and they did "BUILD WIPES FOR WOMEN".So maybe you could let your gal know this, in a nice way of course, Then let her know you can then perform your oral duties!.LOL.(I wonder how she would react to that?)
i've never had that problem with my girl. but mabe I just get lucky every time.
Lol, I've never noticed this and never had a problem with it...at least it was never pointed out to me by anyone
I know for me, when I am going to have sex with my bf, I do a check down there to make sure I am ready. Maybe some women are never taught this, or its a lack of knowing.
If I were you, I would be honest.in a nice way though.there are ways to handle this situation kindly.
Good luck.
"oral duties" that's cute.
This is why you suggest taking a shower together before. Wash her out, while she washes you off. and then when you are out perform your "oral duties."
This way you and your special someone are both clean. :)
Problem solved.
why don't you just tell her, she'll be embarrassed, but better than addressing the issue here. I would appreciate it if my man told me straight up
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