Measuring your dick??

[Gotcha]

I see a lot of questions here from guys talking about the size of their dicks and wondering if it's too big or too small. Guys, what the hell is up with all this measuring? The only thing I can think of is that's it's some kind of male self-esteem issue. I've made it this far in life without ever putting a ruler to my dick. It is what it is and there's nothing I can do about it. Does it give you bragging rights with your male friends? Don't think I've ever sat around with my friends and compared the sizes of our dicks. Put the rulers away; it's pathetic behaviour.

[Anikaj]

I'll tell ya why

It gives guys bragging rights among his girls friends. See guys feel that if they don't perform well in bed that his girl will go to someone else to be satisfied or just not love or want to be with us anymore. Plus girls tell girls just about everything especially that. My cousin has told people about how her best friend talks about her bfriend and how he can't satisfy her. No one wants that kind of embarrasment. Plus porn is a huge problem, guys think and assume that doin what they see in porn is the right way. We think that size is above all but if you think about it girls can get more pleasure from their fingers than our bigger and thicker one if you get me. But it's because they know there body and they know what their doing so if all of us guys knew what we were doing, 80% of us wouldn't be measuring all that damn time

[regular-guy]

I so agree. I hate all the penis size questions. Plus, if they are really that interested in what other people think or what is normal, just do a site search because a hundred other guys have already asked the same question. Google works too.

Smith's comment below is hilarious, and so pithy!

[Gotcha]

Sorry regular guy; I have to use you to comment to the 36to45 anonymous user below. Hey hypothetical Smith with a hypothetical 4 digit number, if you want in on my questions, then unblock me and take your lumps.

[MissLynn20011]

You have an excellent point. I completely agree with you. I don't even care about

the size and I am a girl. I think its dumb.. why would you measure? Us girls don't

brag about the size of our tits, it is what it is, like you said.

[thompson75]

Girls don't brag about cup size?? Not around these parts..

[MissLynn20011]

Well not where I am from anyway.. its not that big of a deal. liek you see the sluttiest girls with the smallest boobs I have ever seen...

[smith2267]

I'm with thompson, I hear girls brag about their boobs all the time.

[cqmbh]

If it weren't equally as tragic that women feel they need big boobs then breast enhancement wouldn't be performed on probably about a million women every year (in US + UK alone about 280,000 in 2004 and it has risen since then).

[Googleme]

I don't generally hear bragging about breast size, only the women who are completely conceited do it around here, otherwise no one really cares... maybe that's just what a woman hears...

[MissLynn20011]

Well I just don't really hear it that much... I hear guys tallk bout sizes more than woman.

[l-hedoniste]

"The only thing I can think of is that's it's some kind of male self-esteem issue."

Bingo.

Don't try and stop them, though. They won't listen to you. Trust me.

[Scrimz21]

If girls didn't bring up jokes about penis sizes... I can assure you every straight man would never measure his dick.

[Anonymous]

Big guys measure because they hope it matters, and small guys measure because they're afraid it matters.

[tammymac]

Ha ha ha too funny but too true

[Anonymous]

It starts when your 16 and curious. Then, when you start having sex with girls, for me at least, the girl that I was with WANTED TO and DID measure my own dick. I've checked since then a couple of times, just out of curiosity..

Self esteem issue? Maybe slightly, but what's wrong with that? It's really no big deal, and definitely not "pathetic" - it's human, it's natural, it's male. Don't be afraid of your own body.

And I GAURANTEE, I'll bet any amount of money in the world, that you have done it before. I'll even double down on that, and say that you were below 6 inches. Not trying to diss you, just proving a point.

Thanks

[Gotcha]

I'll take that bet. OK, you lose.