Morning Wood or Morning Puss?

I am an extremely horny chick, and when my hubby had morning wood I want 2 jump all over it! I've even tried giving him head. The last time I tried he woke up and started kissing me & I could tell he was just trying to appease me. I stopped & asked what his problem was & he told me that he had to pee really bad..of course when he for back the moment was gone & he didn't even bother trying! This has been on more than one occasion with the same response...even if he only peed & fell asleep a few hours before hand. I haven't tried in about 2 years because I don't want to be turned down. There have been nights, in the past 3-4mos, that he'll wake in the middle of the night & seduce me (like sleepwalking, but sex), & I've never turned him down...or he'll get up go to the bathroom & rub one out...WHADDAFUQ a girls got needs 2 man...
Have sex with morning wood
Vote A
Get head: because sex is to much work
Vote B
Blow your girls advances off & go back to sleep
Vote C
Get up, pee, come back & have sex because sex is awesome
Vote D
Have sex because you have 2
Vote E
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+1 y
What I don't get is, why my advances are turned down even if he just fell asleep not long after he just used the bathroom? Well do you boys think, since it's been so long, that I should attempt again or just leave his morning wood alone!?
+1 y
& t.y. for being honest that U'd rather used the bathroom instead of giving a golden shower...bc I know I'm def not into that! I have kinks, but peeing on my face is not one of them!
+1 y
& if you guys didn't have to pee that bad, when you do have sex with wood, does coming feel better about the same, or no difference?
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Most Helpful Girls

  • My hubby has morning wood all the time. I love giving him a blowjob to wake him up, but sometimes I just need to have actual sex so I climb on. As a matter of fact this very morning I just climbed on him and was well into having sex before he woke-up. Afterward he laughed and said I was raping him every morning. Maybe so, but it sure starts our day off right.

    Sorry yours is not into that, we both love it. Since he sleeps nude so access is easily accomplished without him waking until we are well into it. See if you can get him to start sleeping nude. Maybe if he didn't wake until you really had him going he would want to finish. My husband is a real deep sleeper and that may help as well. A couple of times, he didn't even wake up until after he came.

    • I would love that...it's a blow up doll, just with a pulse...well I don't know his outlook on morning wood...doors your guy have to piss really bad if he does wake? I think I'm just gonna hop on & see where it goes...hopefully he won't b a **** about it. I can't stand when he bitches about sex or sex related issues...items bothersome...

    • Never really noticed a big issue with him needing to use the bathroom during good morning sex. I thought about you this morning as I was giving him a bj. Sorry your hubby is not into morning sex, how is he otherwise with being intimate at other times a day? It could be a physical thing, if that's the case a visit to the doctor could help. Maybe he prefers to make love in the evenings? Also, guys are really visual maybe try to get him going with some sexy lingerie? Let me know how it goes.

    • Yes. If I could find a faithful woman like you I'd get married tomorrow and never look back.

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  • i don't get it. guys say one of the top qualities they want in a wife is a high sex drive, but then they always leaver her hangin.

    • But I don't wanna pee in your mouth lol I ain't rkelly babe but yea we can really get it on when I come back;p

    • lol nothing wrong with that, I'm just saying her man ignores her even when he gets back.

    • Werd!

Most Helpful Guys

  • They say that's why we have it in the morning. Something about it inflating a little to hold back the pee while he sleeps. I don't know if that's true, but I've heard it.

    Anyway, I have to pee really bad first thing in the morning too. I'd probably come back though. Sometimes I'd just turn you down. You girls take getting sex for granted a lot, I think.

    • I think you men take sex for granted, more so than women...or me @ least...every time my hubby and I get into it, I give in...even b4 my sex drive exploded (in the past year & a half)...no matter what time of day if he wanted it, he got it, whether it was sex or oral. Now that I want it all of the time (having sex or giving head just because it turns me on) it's a struggle...

    • Maybe in this instance, but in most cases, girls do. They turn down guys more often than vice versa. When they want sex, they'll go nuts and get pissed if we turn them down for whatever reasons we may have, but expect us to be okay with it the other way around. I'm just speaking in a general sense and not for every last girl and guy here.

    • I agree that most women turn down sex more, but if you think about most guys want/try/initiate sex 3x more often then their lady...so when the once in a blue moon attempt made by her is shot down, feelings are gonna get hurt & of course she's gonna spazz out...even if she caves in, 4 sex/head 4 her man, once out of every 10 attempts he makes...I just don't get why if the opportunity arises, 4 both sexes, that it HAS 2 be a chore? Y can't sex be enjoyable @ every chance that presents itself?

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  • I can admit to interrupting sex and blow jobs because I have to pee. Nothing feels more uncomfortable than thinking you're going to piss all over some girl because you need to take a leak and sh*t feels good.

    • Biologically you can't piss while you have a full on erection (maybe a semi sure, but not a full one).

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  • may I add it happens to me and maybe is similar to others. if I drink 3 glass of water before sleep and I have a morning wood I really need to go and pee its uncomfortable. if I haven't drank much water and have a morning wood I feel like having sex

  • Have sex, go to the bathroom after.

    But generally morning wood IS due to having to pee. The body does it to make sure we don't piss ourselves lol.

  • I voted "D"...first of all I would go pee and return to bed...then I would have her straddle my face and I would give her oral and she could pee in MY mouth...then we would do whatever you wanted and the day would be off to a GREAT start...(:(:(:

  • I absolutely love waking up to getting head! Some of my biggest orgasms have happened that way! Please, please, please don't stop doing that. There should be more girls like you in the world!

    • agreed!

    • Yes indeed! How have things gone QA?

    • Puh-lease! I'm so sexually starved, that I'm retracting from sex!

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  • i'd need to pee before but then I'm good to good lol xD