My Dad makes fun of my small penis.

[Anonymous]

I' m 23 and my dad catches me so many times (being naked), he usually just laughs and makes fun of my little penis (1 inch flaccid and 2.5 hard). I remember one time after swimming at a lake we went to the showers and when we took our swimsuits off I took a quick peek and had seen his 6 inch flaccid (he had only tanned so shrinkage wasn't a matter) and also took a peek at some of the other men and boys (all were much bigger than me). Embarrassed about my own (now affected by shrinkage tool, so think acorn) I cover my self with my hands and walk to the showers, noticing my hands he reassures me to be comfortable, cause everyone there was a guy. So I listened to him (foolishly) and uncovered my self and just stared ahead at the wall in front of me. So when I turned around to rinse off my back, that is when I hear him chuckle and say hey, "looks like you're missing something, (and something like) geez I didn't know you were that small," (it was so small you couldn't see it past my bush). So by his comment everyone in the shower area looked at my piece and either chuckled or shook their head. I was so shocked I couldn't even move, I don't know why I ever listened to him. I just want to know how can I get back at him?

[Bvroon]

That was a really crummy thing to do, I can't even imagine saying something like that to my son. I know that you must really be struggling with this issue, and I wish there was something I could say that would fix the situation. The only thing I can think of is, that if you are with a woman who really cares about you and loves you for the way you are, then it really won't make any difference, because it will be a deeper and more meaningful relationship that isn't based on physical measurements. If it makes you feel any better I have often felt insecure about my size and wished I was a little larger in that department, only to realize that my wife loves me for WHO I am not my size, or if I'm left handed (which I am) or the size of my ears for that matter. It comes down to building a relationship based on Love, trust and support so everything else while it does have some effect isn't the main focus of the relationship. I hope this helps some, and that you are able to overcome this event.

[kidmichael1]

Don't worry about getting back at him. What he did was mean. Don't lower yourself to that level. Look at it this way...if you're small, it will be very easy for a woman to deep throat you. Besides...it's not the size of the ship that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

[Paullus]

thought it was how you rock the boat... just sayin

[kidmichael1]

(LOL) Either or. The result is the same.

[saphirasilverwings]

Some dad you've got. He sounds creepy and mean and I'm sorry you have him for a parent. I think that could qualify as verbal abuse, considering that everyone knows what a sensitive subject penis size is. I would say try to rise above it. Don't try to get revenge- that would be sinking to his level and would probably only cause more conflict. Instead, hold your head high, ignore his comments, and avoid being naked in front of him when you can.

[lushlove]

Honey it isn't about the size, it's what you do with it! A womans more sensitive area is like 3 inches up there.

But look, I am so sorry that you had to deal with this. I don't know what do say in order for how to get back at him but you shouldn't because he would win.

Also, I agree with the previous girl that commented...he is being downright creepy.

[Shauna27]

Rock your cock! Love who you are. Your dad is a bastard, I'm sorry. A big penis isn't everything. My boyfriend is on the smaller penis size,yet he is the best lover I've had. He is also the only guy I have let do anal. I prefer a cock, not something that looks like a third leg.

[crazzyiz]

what an a**hole... I mean he's probably an insecure guy who feels imasculated for some reason which is why he makes fun of you... if you want to get back at him(choose to get down to his level) then find out what it is. expose it. like he exposed you. sheesh srsly what an ass

[greenhooligan]

I am not a male and dnt no how you may b feeling but y not manscape your area? It will look a little bigger..

[Asker]

That is a good idea. My dad told me real men don't trim down there. But, because he is making fun of me I don't think he's being a stand-up guy himself so maybe I should trim. Thank you :)

[greenhooligan]

Thats bs.. from a girls point of view I think its better if a man trims that area :) and I'm sure alotta other girls wld feel the same

[saphirasilverwings]

My boyfriend trims and I'm glad he does.

[greenhooligan]

See ^^ :)

[queefy]

Kick him in da bools, New Joyzey style.

[slipslender]

all I read was 'acorn'

[0ddjob]

Dude, I'm sorry you're related to that retarded f*ckstick.

Try not to go Menendez on his sorry *ss.

[dIO_oIb]

"my dad catches me so many times (being naked)"

That is creepy. After a while you should start questioning when it's an accident and when it's not o_O

[jimmydean72]

You must be adopted...you could tell him your gay. That would hit his ego.

[Paullus]

I don't know, saying that he is gay even if its a lie would probably backfire, because then the dad would tell himself that "oh so maybe that's why he's so small, he's special" or something really irrational like that

[DianaDDreamer]

Wow your dad is an a**hole!

You know how you get him back!

When your laughing all the way to the bank.

[Anonymous]

WTF ... he sounds like a real a**hole.

Who cares if its a little on the small side ... women don't. And having a big penis doesn't make you any manlier, so men are ridiculous to think so. PS: You're more likely to get every sex position to work for you than a guy who I saddled with a giant one. Big penises aren't all they're hyped to be--most women are limited by them on what kinds of sex feel comfortable.

[Anonymous]

Is this a real question?

[Asker]

Yes :(

[Opinion Owner]

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