Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
Previously I wrote one about vaginas, well here's my view on penis.
Penis's are...
Nasty
I mean it's just a protuding piece of skin that blood can make very hard. Plus the pubes are just....ugh *shivers in disgust*
Amazing but simple
I mean penis is always nice, I like it, straight women + gay men like it, there must be a reason. They're usually simple too, there's preferences of course for men but women? They're too complicated for my liking.
Interesting
A dick can get really hard + look very big but when it's flaccid it's like a little worm
And sometimes a guy that wears sweatpants or basketball shorts you can see his dick and it's just like "Oh I forgot they have a penis"
Sometimes I forget their penis's are a thing and I'm like "how do they fit in there?" and "Isnt that uncomfortable?"
Sucks
It must suck (hehe pun) to have a dick cause random boners, boners are obvious, nuts are really sensitive (apparently) + they stick to your leg I guess???? Like sweat does it or something?? I dunno
Masturbation
A guy doesn't need to "train his body" to orgasm, and although we CAN get multiple orgasms their orgasms can be amazing the first time. Plus they can masturbate almost anywhere. Girls? Nah we gotta be relaxed+have 8 scented candles+light jazz playing but guys can just get ready+go
Guys, what're your thoughts on having a penis?
Girls, what do you think it'd be like to have a penis?
I personally would prefer if I had a dick cause then I wouldn't have to find jeans that fit "just right" (I wouldn't care if my jeans did the mini boner thing) and I wouldn't BLEED once a month AND I wouldn't be so pressured to get pregnant in my future. And I wanna know what it feels like to get a blow job + what it would feel like to fuck a girl.
What Girls & Guys Said
9 44Guys can not masturbate anywhere. We have clean up which makes quite a mess. We also have a massive societal shame against male sexuality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVmv7l-njToWomen can and some do masturbate everywhere. They can use any vibration to get off. They can use pressure against the clitoris to get off. They can discretely use their fingers to get off.
I have yet to meet or know a girl who needs to be relaxed+have 8 scented candles+light jazz playing to get off.
Girls can get off easy and use anything to do so.
Guys can't get off on vibrations like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJfyKZyLSsGuys can't get off on intense fear like this...
Imagine a guy trying to jerk off in class.
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Or jerking off discretely on a beach. (Not posting video)
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Or beating it at a pool. (Again Not posting video)
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Women not only can do it anywhere... society doesn't instantly call to have them put in jail for being sick perverts.
Right there with you!! Like they wear thongs because they are 'comfortable' or because they hate panty lines? Really? seems like all-day stimulation, that is publicly acceptable! Women can go to the bathroom and get off, and if someone knows, who cares? If a guys does, and someone knows, he is a 'pervert' and gets fired for sexual misconduct! No erections, no 'precum' wetness, just loving the stimulation of the thong, rubbing? Yeah, ok, the period thing probably sucks, but guys do all kinds of things, for you, just because they think they might have a chance, getting in her pants!
well some one just hates the human reproductive systems :P
Its just all gross in its own way
nothing special
My cock is the best. lol
It's actually a muscle, not a piece of skin. We can't masturbate anywhere, that's how you get arrested, it's also super obvious what we're doing at least girls can derive some pleasure from doing that kegel muscle thing.
What's it like having a penis? Boners can be embarrassing but you just gotta own it tbh. if you try to hide it then you just look silly. And I like being able to pee almost anywhere (not into the wind though, that's bad). As for fucking a girl it just feels great when her pussy is gripping me, dunno how else to describe it.
Dude, what? The penis is not a muscle. #ElementaryFactChecking In fact, the penis contains no muscles at all, other than the smooth (under involuntary control) muscles surrounding the corpus cavernosum. Those are the ones that relax and allow it to fill with blood.
@redeyemindtricks 👍🙋👊
A penis is not a muscle. It's a tissue that is mainly consisted of blood vessels, they contain literally no functional muscular tissues, the only cause for their movement is through the altering of blood flow. If a penis were a muscle, then controlling erections would be possible. What are you saying. 😂 @redeyemindtricks is right.
@QooLipBite right?
Cuz otherwise dudes would be doing stuff like this at the gym. I mean, curls increase the size of your arms so...
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@CheerGirl38139 @qoolipbite Speaking of, erm, habitual exercises... this is as good a place as any to note that there aren't any of those kinds of muscles in yr hands, either. Otherwise... well... hands, penis, habitual exercise -- you see where I goes, with this. lol (the muscles that control hand motion are all in the forearm)
Okay, so I'm wrong, my bad for not knowing that my cock isn't a muscle. But, it doesn't take a bunch of you to point that out in a particularly immature fashion with hashtags and emoji's (honestly would've expected better from someone who's 41...). A simple "it's not a muscle" would've sufficed. Also clearly you guys have never heard of cock pushups...
Yr right, I probably could've used slightly more refined hashtags. Sry.
@redeyemindtricks Mature response... You should maybe be at least a little ashamed, that someone younger than you, is giving you a telling off.
Dude, you should be more than a little ashamed that you've reached the cusp of age 30 without even understanding the fundamentals of yr own anatomy.
@redeyemindtricks Not really, My penis does what it's supposed to do. Now stop acting like a child trying to cause an argument.
Dude, it's okay to be wrong on occasion, but, the combination of wrong + completely lacking a sense of humor is just vile. I mean, no one in this thread is even being mean-spirited. Please lighten the fuck up.
@redeyemindtricks I do have a sense of humour (I mentioned cock pushups) but being berated because I was wrong isn't funny.
Really? Hashtag + "elementary fact checking" counts as berating you? Oh dear me.
@redeyemindtricks You realise there was more comments than just you right? Then again, most kids think the world revolves around them and they also hashtag things. See where I'm going with this?
No one in this thread has come anywhere even close to "berating" you. Read through the thread again. Whatever imagined affronts you are bristling against... you won't find them.
Dude, relax. You came in here a bit cocky (see what I did there?) ;) with your first sentence.
It's funny when someone publicly inserts foot into mouth. Ya gotta learn to laugh at yourself. Then you're laughing with us, as opposed to us laughing at you. :)
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She's just teasing you, man.
My hand is my friend.
I would rather have a wank than have sex with you anyway so it's all good :)
Well I would hope so as I am underage.
@sweethomicidalqueen Hahahaha, nice one
I really like having a penis, because it is easier with somethings like going to the bathroom and we don't have to learn how to orgasm, but random boners are the worst like you said. Some guys like to wear sweatpants all the time, and my self and probably everyone else has been caught with a boner before. But then girls can just put on jeans or sweat pants and not worry if their junk is flying all over the place or if they are getting a boner
erm... no. it's because you'll never know what it's like to be a man, and this is shitty speculation on your part loolol.
Yeah dicks are nasty looking, except for mine ;)
I actually like the fact that men have a penis and balls, it's something that makes them weak. Last year I went to physical therapy and I was supposed to get a massage while lying half naked. My doctor got this huge erection which surprised me. I jumped up thinking he was some pervert and kneed him right in the nuts. This immediately made his penis flaccid again.