My Thoughts On Vaginas & Female Masturbation

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I have a vagina and I have many opinoins on them. As some of you may know, I am NOT straight. I actually prefer women, but vaginas? They're just so...odd.

Vaginas are....

Gross.

They bleed once a month, sometimes it smells and the pubes? Ugh. Then there's flaps and folds and a clitoral hood and the words are complicated to remember. I know the layout of a vagina but I can't name the correct terms haha.

Complicated.

I mean, not only are the names hard for me to remember, they also just need to STOP. The clitoris allows great orgasms but different women like different things down there. Some don't even like clitoral stimulation. Also, the G-Spot is right by the bladder so girls, PEE before you masturbate if you hit your g-spot for an orgasm! (Some girls just prefer clitoral stimulation).

A turn on.

I would love to see vagina all the time every day if I could. I have no idea why but vaginas are hot regardless of how gross I find them.

Weird.

Vaginas are weird as fuck. I mean come on, what's with all these extra parts? WHY THE CLITORAL HOOD? Just.......why?

Amazing.

Our vaginas allow us mind-blowing orgasms, even multiple in a row. That's great while you guys (haha) have to deal with one, maybe two or three, every time they do the sex or masturbate.

Masturbation...

I find masturbation for women fascinating. I mean, yea I've masturbated before to porn and such but it never gave me real pleasure. I had to research masturbation for women and guess what, apparently my body has to learn to orgasm. How fucked is that? I've hit my G-spot before and I've gotten pleasure from masturbation and yet I've never orgasmed.

To be able to you must be relaxed+comfortable. I've done a lot of things for masturbation tips and...nothing! I've been fingered before and I know what I like when it comes to fingers down there, yet no orgasm! I like penetration+clitoral stimulation and even though I've been | | that close to orgasming for the first time I never have.

Now that I have a boyfriend I can just make him do it for me xD

Girls(and guys) here's a link to a site I love reading when it comes to masturbation, (different ways to do it).

https://mymasturbation.com/

I just wanted to talk about vagina so next I'll do my thoughts on penis.

What're your thoughts on the Poon Tang?

[OlderAndWiser]

abyss, the
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birth cannon
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downstairs
fanny
fat cat
fish taco
flange
flower
foo-foo
front bottom
fuck hole
fur burger
fur pie
gap
gash
girlie parts/bits
growler
hair burger
hair pie
hairy axe wound
ham flap
ham wallet
handwarmer
hatchet wound
honey hole
honey pocket
hooded lady
hoo-haw
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hot pocket
ill na-na
incision
juicebox
jute
kitty
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kooter
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lip
love cave
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tampon tunnel
tang
trim
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twat
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vagine
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va jayjay
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vajizzle
vertical smile
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wizard sleeve
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[AllAboutTheX]

The g-spot is indeed close to the bladder, but you will not pee if you stimulate it. There is a gland called the skeens gland which is right between the pelvic bone and the g-spot and will engorge with fluid when the g-spot is simulated and if done properly can cause ejaculation "squirting". But this is NOT pee. You should go pee before hand to elevate the thought that it is pee so that when you feel the "pee" sensation you know your bladder is empty and it isn't pee. The reason it feels like you have to pee is because it comes out of the urethra. (Same hole you use to pee).

The clitoral hood is a protective sheath to protect the clitoris. Just like the foreskin protects the penile head. The clitoris is the tip of a much longer tube which travels down across the pelvic bone.
There are 3 main types of female orgasm. Clitoral, Vaginal, G-spot. They all have different sensations. Clitoral is more localized to the genitals and is shorter in duration. The vaginal is harder to accomplish, is longer and more full body. It often requires mental and physical stimulation and is why many women have issues achieving it. Then g-spot is a powerful buildup and release. It requires some knowledge and proper timing to occur for most women at first but eventually becomes easier.

[Llama32]

Great answer

[SomeGuy37]

I guess my main issue is that you are either a social/sexual behavior/psychology genius, at a very young age, or someone pretending to be 16.
Children, at 16, do not write in the articulate way, with only an occasional spelling/grammar error, as you wrote in this post. Why the masquerade?
I would prefer a REAL woman's ideas and thoughts on this. . .

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I can assure you sir, I am only 16 years old :P I'm a writer and aspire to be an author so I must have minimal mistakes+I need to write well if I wish to get anything published. Am I a not a real woman? Does me being 16 make me a fake woman?

[SomeGuy37]

Apologies, if you are indeed 16, and wanting to be a writer. I didn't consider that. I have read a number of "Faker's" posts and replies, and at my age, we tend toward the cynical side of "realism"

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I am 16 hun, and it's completely fine. I understand that, but just don't assume everyone to be on the more negative side.

[Red_Arrow]

Sir, I have not seen her birth certificate, but I have read her posts on here a lot, and sometimes messaged with her about some things. I agree that she is extremely mature, but I have never had reason to doubt that she is everything she claims to be... exactly.

[coolbreeze]

I think eventually you will orgasm it will take time and patience. Some girls can easy and some girls can't. One of my ex's was a squirter. So it was real easy for her to orgasm. Then I met some girls who is a lot of work and a big challenge for them to orgasm. Each girl is very different.

[coolbreeze]

Thank you very much for the upvote.

[FlutteringFeelings]

But don't you bleed also? and you have a vagina?

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

yes i do

[julscobain]

I have never had a vaginal orgasm, ever (neither with a guy nor a girl) but I can give myself clitoral orgasms anytime I want, and actually it's easier to do it myself than to have a guy do it (girls are pretty good, we know what we like).
Maybe one tip I could give you is, if you're going for clitoral stimulation don't just directly over your clit. I do not know if this is your case but when I was younger I used to do that, and because I'm super sensitive down there I could never orgasm, and it didn't even feel good. What I do know is work just above the visible part of my clit, and I can make myself orgasm as many times as I want (even back to back orgasm). Again, this might not be your issue but maybe give it a go and tell me if it works or not.
I really really hope you can make yourself orgasm soon (or that someone can)
Good luck!

[Llama32]

How about clit stimulation through your panties?

[WhatAreYouReading]

I Orgasm best when I do it myself. I find a flat surface and grind it. It can be applied to sex as well as long as you are in a power position (ie, the top) and I'm imaging it would work amazing while scissoring with a woman. You have to find your speed, angel and the amount of pressure to apply where but once you do your gold. I cum in less then 2 minutes masturbating and between 2-3 during sex (providing I'm on top), no foreplay needed :D.

[HookingSwan]

yeah... It's like rockect science sometimes

sometimes you are in the right mood and the stars align and others you are not

and I am not yet sure that I have orgasmed. Maybe I have, but not those toe curling ones for sure lol

Like you said, maybe the boyfriend will do it for me someday xD lol

Yet, I'd like to learn that skill on my own. Seems damn hard though and it isn't for lack of trying on my part xD

[HookingSwan]

rocket*

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

lmao same for the last part and yea its so annoying xD especially when I'm SO CLOSE and then just... NOTHING

[HookingSwan]

yep Well, crossing my fingers here that I will learn it, someday XD

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

haha good luck

[HookingSwan]

Thanks To you as well XD Damn this is not awkward lol

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

lol well its not for me xD I have no shame

[HookingSwan]

good for ya :P 8)

[godfatherfan]

your comment "I would love to see vagina all the time every day if I could..." A-to the fucking-men
the only difference is that vagina's are amazing and awesome. I think you meant to say that a penis is gross. since they are. just flappy pieces of skin that shoot sticky stuff.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

vaginas are just folds of skin that too much comes out of and too much goes into

[godfatherfan]

but magnificent, amazing looking and tasty.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

dick is nice too

[godfatherfan]

yuck... I have one and I am not a fan lol...

[Red_Arrow]

Bet you would not be a fan of losing yours.

[godfatherfan]

@Red_Arrow damn skippy on that. didn't say I don't love using it. just not a fan of looking at it. lol

[toouglytobeloved]

id love to see vaginas aka vulvas every day too that part of a girl and the smell is sooo beautiful and amazing, i wish i were a girl, your so lucky, being a guy sucks
anyhoo your body doesn't learn to orgasm you learn to orgasm by figuring out how to achieve it maybe the reason you can't orgasm is probably because your going too slow or too fast or your not stimulating the inside and the outside, (vagina and clit) or your not doing it long enough, maybe your clit hood is too thick try pulling it back and finger it bare, maybe a sex toy would help

[TheNewJanie]

I agree on a lot. Except I'm straight and I find vaginas to not be sexy one bit. Actually I wonder why men do find them sexy because their really ugly in my opinion. I think penises are a much bigger turn on than an ugly old, gross old, weird old vagina. Even if I have one. But it seems like I have vagina pride bacuse although penises are a turn on I would not trade my vagina for anything.

[SunsetRose]

The picture got changed! I'm kinda surprised... It was an anatomical diagram

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

lol I know

[Spiorad_Aisce]

The way I have looked at body parts is it depends who they are attached to - If you are really into that person their body part becomes amazing - Masturbation like any physical sexual activity with another, tell yourself or the other person what you like and keep experimenting to see what feels good.

[ThisDudeHere]

One of the reasons I like my willy. If I want to get off, I could do it to a picture of a nude woman, or an object resembling a nude woman, or a tree stump if I really wanted.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

lucky you

[Ariel1990]

u do it to a tree stump? lol..

[ThisDudeHere]

@Ariel1990 or a lamp pole.

[Ariel1990]

Great, next time try to vacuume cleaner... amazing sucking ability..

[Red_Arrow]

@Ariel1990 - Watch out! If he ever asks you for nude pics, he must figure you look like a tree stump or a lamp pole. lol

[ManOnFire]

I can understand how you'd think it's gross, but vajayjays are pretty sexy to me. Just seeing the textbook pictures of one up close with the legs spread apart makes me want to eat the hell out of it.

Slow down on the orgasms though, lol. A woman tends to need a lot of work to get those multis, whereas guys can pretty much cum whenever we want, and have an easier time experiencing orgasms on different levels than women do. Just sayin'!

[Dulcedulcexoxo]

Oh the g spot though. Oddly enough I could easily have a vaginal orgasm before i started having sex. Then i started and Its hard to orgasm with a guy or by myself. It really comes down to a science which is effn annoying.

[abundantlyrich]

Maybe you can't orgasm because your down a lot

[AprulZ]

I can always have an orgasm, the thing is though, they're not all great. Some orgasms are like a fireworks show! And sometimes they feel like those crappy confetti shooters or a balloon deflating. I can make myself orgasm whenever I want, but if I want a good quality orgasm I need to put some real work into it... Or just let my boyfriend do the work for me 😁

[alfonsosloan45]

Haha, the ideology that someone else can bring you to orgasm makes you submissive and that is part of the reason why many women can't orgasm because they don't take charge vs men now what feels good and they can get themselves off because they are on top.

[AprulZ]

@alfonsosloan45 no he's not on top. I'm on top

[alfonsosloan45]

Drop draw, nevermind.

[Sari_K]

Well, you have impressively explained things...
But I didn't get one thing in this. At the starting you mentioned that you were into women and near the end you told that you were having a boyfriend! That's inconsistent...

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

im bisexual

[Sari_K]

Okay! 😃

[Dandeus]

"Now that I have a boyfriend I can just make him do it for me"

If you can't manage to do it while you're able to feel if you're close, imagine how difficult is going to be for someone else who is basically in the dark and going on guess work.

that's not to say it won't happen, but just temper your expectations of the guy.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Well my ex was the one who got me close when I couldn't so

[Casualmale69nsa]

Follow me back

[Giggletr0n]

Genitals are gross no matter which you look at it

[johnmsk]

playign with vag is a lot of fun. i like licking and playing down there. Would like to know how you play yours. :P

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

um no as you're my dads age...

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Seriously dude, you are a creep.

[alfonsosloan45]

"I have no idea why but vaginas are hot regardless of how gross I find them."- How does that work?

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

*shrugs*

[Raymond_Reddington]

maybe the clitoral hood is some kind of gangster turf? i imagine every time a guy sticks his d*ck in there, those little gangsters are like ''Hola esé, what the hell you doin' in our turf holmes?''

[COCOCHANEL]

it's hard to explain how to climax because others may or may not feel the same

[John_Doesnt]

This sounds childish.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Oh my oh my
poon is definitely fun to beat up from time to time. I was exposed to how they work at a pretty young age so im used to it :)

[Waffles731]

"Gross.
They bleed once a month, sometimes it smells and the pubes? Ugh. Then there's flaps and folds and a clitoral hood and the words are complicated to remember. I know the layout of a vagina but I can't name the correct terms haha."
I disagree, thats pretty badass
Also Vaginas are AWESOME

[orphan]

the first time usually takes longer than necessary. if you want it, you'll persevere until it happens. no one achieves anything by giving up.

[GreatnessRevamped]

Did you learn to stimulate the clitoris. It's like a mini-dick.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

yes honey

[sicosico]

Our equipment is complicated, admit it, Period (no pun intended)

[blondfrog]

Hhaha I call it poon tang :P lol and you're bisexual just saying. Have you tried the shower jet? I heard that really works for lots of women.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

yes I have

[blondfrog]

Still nothing? Try fapping to carly Jepsen maybe that will be enough to make your poo nanners orgasm.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

yes nothing and I don't think so lmao

[sexcrazy1]

love vaginas and what can be done to them. love the feel, love the taste. love every aspect of them. does not matter what shape or size, whether it is an innie or outie. love it all. and when a female masturbates in front of me, or lets me do it, well, that is the cream on the cake for me.

[emperor90]

It was accurate

[MoonlitSonata]

First time I saw one I was like AAAAAHHHH! Now I love admiring their every curve

[Noxifer626]

I feel sorry that you don't know how to orgasm.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

yea me too

[Noxifer626]

You probably feel more sorry than me lol.

[Sixgun77]

Seeing one every day is a lot of fun. They're all a little different, and it's so much fun once you figure out what makes whichever one you're in close proximity to tick.

[babu_001]

You haven't had an orgasm? Sad.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Yea I know

[FromTurkey]

If you wanna during orgasm you have to reach gspot 😁😁😁😁

[Ariel1990]

it doesn't exist.. its a myth

[Seppelson]

I think genitals are ugly in general

[huhwhy]

You love vagian to see , are you a bisexual girl? Just asking out of curiosity.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

yes hun

[huhwhy]

That's the point , that means you have wider chances to get a partner.

[Effervag]

What do you really think about vaginas? Is it a certain body type that smells or every woman?