Omg! Comparison of penis size to objects around the house?

[texjake]

Just thought I would throw this out there since I've seen this on the internet. This thing about comparing you manhood size to objects around the house. lol Yea laugh, I've seen it out there, everything from a Redbull can to the TV remote. And the comparison of your knob as big as a doorknob and the toilet paper roll test. This stuff just cracks me up. Any thoughts on this will be amusing to hear. And since I brought it up I'll ask, Women; do you like the big head on a penis? Does it feel different while having sex & can you notice a difference compared to a smaller head?

[Rose2210]

Oh jesus. For the last time, size absolutely, 100% does not matter. What matters is, of course, the way it is used, and the texture. I'm a petite girl, about 5'1", so penises larger than 7 in. or so actually hurt me, mainly because I like rough sex. But using the head is very important, because vaginas only have nerve endings in the first 1/3. You know that ridge on the back of the head? Makes me want to call my boyfriend over :) The best use I've found for it is when playing just the tip, you push your penis upward against the front wall of a vagina, and quickly go in and out, just using the ridge to get some major G-spot stimulation. Wow!

[reinis133]

So I guess a penis with a small head has no use?

[Rose2210]

All penis heads have ridges that I believe were engineered for no other reason than g-spot lovin'. I quote from above: "For the last time, size absolutely, 100% does not matter" so, size does NOT matter. Does your penis have a head? Yes? Then try this ^^.

[reinis133]

But the head is a lot smaller than shaft, it looks like a cone, ridge has no use in that case.

[Rose2210]

Come on, don't you have any creativity? This answer was intended to be educational, not to start a neverending what-if back and forth. If you want to try it, then try it, if you don't, then don't. Whatever you choose, I wish you a fulfilling sex life.

[reinis133]

I would of course like that, bur my penis is bad.

[38rakia38]

I wouldn't know, I don't really get all personal with it.

A head is a head, is a head.

As long as it gets me to where I need to go, size isn't an issue.

[Anonymous]

According to the United States Standards for Grades of Pickles, I qualify as a "Large", but not extra large :-( Processed Whole when hard and a Large Gherkin when not.

[bornloser]

doorknob? try a doorstop

[mattmannokok]

mines like a soda can

[Anonymous]

Ya I often look outside at my flag pole

[Anonymous]

...And the weird 48 year old guy has entered the room.