OMG I need help my roommate put a Chinese finger trap on my penis how do I get it out?

I need serious help my roommate put a finger trap on my penis while I was asleep she must have done it while I was asleep cause I woke up with it on and I can't get it off cause my erection won't go down.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • The initial reaction of the victim is to pull the fingers outward, but this only tightens the trap. The way to escape the trap is to push the ends toward the middle, which enlarges the openings and frees the fingers.

    The tightening is simply a normal behavior of a cylindrical, helically wound braid, usually the common biaxial braid. Pulling the entire braid lengthens and narrows it. The length is gained by reducing the angle between the warp and weft threads at their crossing points, but this reduces the radial distance between opposing sides and hence the overall circumference. The more one pulls, the more the circumference shrinks and the trap tightens. The same effect is used in specialized textile manufacturing, the Kellems grip (a cable puller for electrical work), Indonesian woven fruit presses, and by fly-fishers.

    Chinese finger trap used to straighten and fix a Bennet's fracture
    Chinese finger traps are not intended for use as restraint devices. Strong victims of the prank may break the bamboo strips when they pull outwards, attempting to free their fingers and stretching the trap beyond its limits. However, a variation on the Chinese finger trap has uses in orthopedic medicine — namely, providing even pressure to the patient's digit (s) and at the same time immobilizing the joints — and serves a similar purpose as a traction device.

  • You will need to cut off your penis and push it through from the other end.

Most Helpful Girls

  • a finger trap? why would you wanna trap a finger? like if someone is flipping you off you arrest their finger? do you put something on it to attract fingers and trap them?

    • oh just googled it... nvm lol

  • Hahahahaha
    Sorry. Just wait for your erection to wear off. Or ask google. Or get your roommate to take it off, she sure must know how to do it.

  • Um.. Scissors? And aren't Chinese finger traps the width of one finger? Is your penis really skinny or?

    • hahahahaa

    • I just don't have a lot of girth but I am long like a daddy long leg remember finger traps can stretch.

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  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAGA

  • Just don't pull dude don't pull

  • Run cold water on it, slide it off, and throw it at your roommate

  • Cut it off

  • Cold water, and push on the trap to widen the opening of it.

  • Really, just really

  • I bet you did it wondering what it was like and instead want us to think your roommate did it lol

    • haha, we all know that

  • Well he's screwed, just let nature run its course...

  • What in the world?

    • Aren't you Asian?

    • No Im not

  • pour some real cold water and dont touch, let it cool down, also apply some oil or lube, slide it off slowly when a bit flacid. have been in similar situations

  • Yeah okay dude

  • You can't save your dick now, its a gonna. The only ethical option is to put it out of its suffering misery and chop it off :P

  • Sorry, but the only options is amputation.

  • have him suck it

    • it was her

  • push the ends closer together and slide it off.

    • wow thanks !

    • Did it work?

    • Yeah thank you but it really hurt