Poll: Would you rather have a penis or a vagina?

Penis Pros: -Standing while peeing -Easy Orgasms -Does not have to deal with pregnancy Cons: -Can get cut off -Really sensitive -Can get an erection pretty much anywhere in the most uncomfortable positions. Vagina Pros: -Multiple Orgasms... yeah, that's it. Cons: -Have to sit down to pee. -Harder to reach orgasm. -Pregnancy! (OH GOD!) -Can have a penis in it when a girl does not want a penis in it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I think the penis wins for me. What about you guys?
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Okay. 1: I'm a guy. So I have a penis (yes yes a little accident during registration...)

    So, I'd really like a vagina. I even prayed for one when I was a kid (just for a little while actually) but God didn't grant my wish.

    So here are the reasons:

    1. Vaginas are hot (given they don't stink, sag too much, or have weird colors).

    2. The associated set of boobs would be great :) Vagina + Boobs are a great combination

    3. It seems that stroking a vagina is more pleasurable to the owner then stroking a penis

    4. Vaginas seems to generate more attention.

    5. They are more aerodynamic, take less space, less sensitve to shocks, more ergonomic (if that makes any sense)... look better...

    6. Vaginas allow you to masturbate and have an orgasm without removing your pants! yay. I could never dream that with my penis. First I have to take out the huge shlong (and mind you it won't go back in there in case of emergency), and then have a good supply of kleenxes... then make big moves with my hand... so much for practicality and discretion. With a vagina I hear some girls can even get off just by crossing their legs the right way!

    7. that gooey stuff that comes out of it is awesome. As long as it doesn't look like stuff that would come out of your nose... it sometimes does...

    8. You can hide things in your vagina

    9. Vaginas get a lot of attention. Yet there are lots of penises out there desperate for attention and not getting any.

    10. Vaginas can have an orgasm during "unprotected" sex without getting pregnant!

    As for the disadvantages, there are a bunch, but the #1 would be... periods! And also all the things that can go wrong, and then you'd get weird smells and other weird things. As for the other disadvantages I'll let you figure them out yourselves.

    • Hell yeah!

    • I think i get what your saying except you obviously havnt eaten out a chick after she's worked a double shift at chillies or especially if she had fa yeast infection. Ill admit i picked penis. But i have no basis for comparison. so far its served me welll and weve acomplished a lot tpgether.

  • Vagina:

    I can grow a baby inside me.

    I don't have to worry about others visibly noticing if I'm horny or not.

    Sitting down while peeing is not a con! Why would it be? It's just as easy to sit as it is to stand.

    Multiple orgasms... I haven't experienced this yet, as I'm a virgin, but I'm excited for the day!

    I don't have to worry about whether I'm big enough or not.

    I can wear dresses and not have that bulge showing ;)

    I don't have to worry about it getting caught in my zipper.

    Yeah, we have to bleed once a month, but eh... you get used to it.

    • I would choose penis because I will be able to use it to experience the vagina :).

    • Haha, what?! But a vagina can experience a penis too!

    • True, but I don't wanna feel a penis. So I am happy I got one so I will be able to enjoy the vagina lol

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  • I vote vagina. I love the way I can wear skirts (sometimes without underwear ;) ) bathing suits and short shorts and feel horny without anybody noticing unlike guys who could get erections. I can walk around in horny blis getting licked out feels amazing I can orgasm many times although I am curious what a bliwjob would feel like. However I stick with vagina as guys do anything for the chance of some pussy (seriously one track mind a lot of you) whereas girls don't chaase dick. Dick chases us. Vagina all the way :)

Most Helpful Guys

  • I picked penis. I can't even imagine how annoying it would be to have something between my legs that was always slightly moist 24/7 and then bled for a few days a month. Pushing a baby out, no way I would want to do that. For the record I don't think a woman's normal moisture is gross at all, in fact it turns me on a lot but I think if it was my own vagina I would find it really annoying after awhile.

    • We don't feel wet down there at all, although it is slightly moist down there we seriously aren't aware of it at all, come to think of it it's strange that we don't

  • I've always been curious to know what its like to have a vagina so for the sake of curiosity I choose vagina

    • Ya for like a day. If i could have one for24 hours that would be cool. What an interesting experience it would be. But if i woke up the next day and still had a vag... ide kill mysel instantly. Lol

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  • You totally forgot about getting a period...:( That really sucks. All the pain and breaking out and whatnot is horrible. That's a big con for me...

    But if I had to choose I'd still go with a vagina :)

  • Hah, it's always so hilarious how much interest/emphasis guys put on the "multiple orgasm" aspect of having a vagina...

  • No menstrual cycle for me, thanks

  • i I would enjoy my vagina a whole lot more if it wasn't so picky and sensitive.. but then again if I was a man I would probably complain that it wasn't big enough.. eh well I would complain either way but I picked penis.

  • I'll keep what I got as it has been pretty good to me so far!

  • Like a vagina Although I am a man, I pee like a woman. Most women congratulate me for peeing sitting up like them

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  • I love having a vagina. I said penis but then i realized. I love not being there on doi4 all the work lmai

  • Why is pregnancy a con? Pain of conception aside, I think having a living being growing inside you is an amazing thing. I feel sorry for guys, they'll never be able to experience such a thing.

    • Parasites aside of course.

  • PENIS lucky bastards lol

    • I love pussies, but i love shoving my dick in them. I just love the way girls look at my dick, theyre so intriged. Personally i love making my girls pussy talk. I move her vag lips and talk in a french accent. Somtimes i sing colors of the wind from Pocahontas. But after about 20 seconds she slaps me. Her puszy has a great voice though.

  • penis. it's all about the penis.

  • Depends, can I try vagina for a day and then switch back? :P I'd do that. But I guess I'll go with Penis for life as to what I'd live with hah.

    • Nope ! no givesies backsies ;]

    • Pfft, says who?

  • I prefer a vagina because it's harder being a guy, as sexuality takes up everything they think daily. And masturbating to release or risk getting blue balls.

    I feel there are more benefits to being a girl and having a vagina.

    I can always have a caesarean. I don't to spit the baby through the love hole.

  • Penis

  • Vagina! Would NEVER want a penis.. :-)

  • i love my vagina

  • I'm very happy with my vagina.

  • As a men i have a way harder time to orgasm than womens... we are not all the same lol

  • Definitely love my penis.

  • I'm quite happy with my vagina!

  • penissss all the way bro

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