Preventing messy sex?

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To get straight to the point, when I have an orgasm, I am really messy, like I squirt and so much comes out.  It's kind of embarrassing. I am having trouble figuring out how to keep things clean. I mean I don't want to have to put a towel down (that ends up getting soaked) or running to the bathroom every time I want to have an orgasm. I don't want to have to wash my sheets every or every other time. Does anyone have any ways to keep my sheets or wherever I am dry and clean so I don't have to move rooms or be uncomfortable when I want to have a freaking orgasm? Thanks :)

Red_Arrow · Accepted Answer

Don't try to prevent it, that will stress you and cut down on your enjoyment. You can do some things to make things easier to deal with.

First, a plastic mattress cover is a great investment as it keeps the mattress clean. Not just from sex, but also from every day use. You wash the sheets often, and the mattress pad (if you have one) less often, because the sheets protect the pad but not completely. And eventually even the mattress can become dirty. (I sometimes have trouble controlling body temperature, so sometimes I sweat a lot and soak everything.) Also, recent health tips have talked about bed bugs getting into mattresses. (You could sit on someone's couch and pick up the buggers and bring them home. So there are plenty of non-sexual reasons for getting a mattress cover.

Get a rubber sheet to lay on the bed when you are about to have sex. It should protect the bed pretty much as long as stuff does not flow over the edge. Cover the rubber sheet with something absorbent like a towel to keep it from flowing. Yes, I saw that you did not like putting down a towel. Can't imagine why; it will do you a favor.

With that done, you can enjoy the sex, even setting aside the rubber sheet and towel and getting back on the bed for cuddling, etc..

Rubber sheet can be washed off easily and that leaves only a towel for the wash.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

lol I've been trying to figure out how to prevent messy orgasms since I was like 13. Paper towel rolls at bedside are a must. If masturbating hold a towel or a bunch of paper towels over your vagina as you cum. You might even be able to rub a towel or paper towels on your clit until you come and the mess will just go in the towel. As a guy I've learned to wrap a wadded up paper towel over my penis and then grab it and rub up and down and then all my built up sperm and tension goes straight in the towel and I toss it in the trash lol. I don't think there is any way to have sexual intercourse with somebody without soiling sheets one way or another, just from the sweat that will soak in the sheets. Keep clean sheets and blankets next to your bed maybe?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I was gonna say something but all the guys have it already figured out, just live with it and be happy with it

I squirt all the time when I orgasm, even from just playing with myself, I soil my sheets every time but its better than soiling the carpet and I feel really happy afterward so I don't care if I have to wash it, I only do it once a week but a really long session/multiple/marathon so the timing is perfect for it to just be collected to the chute (but I stand next to the washing machine for 3 hrs while it suds and spins the whole time so my pervy father and brother can't get near my used sheets)

linds34 · Accepted Answer

Eh, I squirt sometimes, I just come when I want to wherever I am.  It's not gross it's natural.

R3alGuy · Answer

Okay... First off... That is so sexy! Haha Don't feel embarrassed, it is so unique for a girl to squirt, but anyway, I suggest keeping a towel by the bed. I mean... You don't want to hop on one & wait, but when you feel it coming, just say it & before hand tell your partner that he should grab the towel. Again Sooo sexy. Hope that's helpful..

lghulm · Answer

No way to stop it.. nor should u, it means you get off to the max, that's a good thing and sexy.

Ex girlfriend was like that. Would always put a towel down but if none was handy I always said f*ck it and we did it anyway. Mess is part of life, its fine.

Dragan · Answer

Female ejaculation is sexy. It is not a freaking orgasm. Do not worry about it.

Anonymous · Answer

Wow, so sexy! I cannot believe how hot that is! lucky girl and lucky guy who will get that! :O. Squirting is f***ing hot, I've always imagined lying on my back with her sitting her p**** on my mouth and me eating till it squirts. that way I could swallow every drop and feel it squirt in my mouth before I f*** her dominantly (fantasy lol)

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