So I called my boyfriend's penis cute...

And now he's mad at me. We had sex the other night for the first time and I told him his penis looked cute after we were done. Later, I text him and he says he's mad at me for calling his d*** cute. Why is he mad? He won't tell me why he's mad. He just left a message saying, "figure it out". Why is he so mad, honestly.
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  • "Cute" is how you describe something that's warm, fuzzy, small, and relatively harmless and innocent. Most of those things are NOT what a guy wants his penis to symbolize.

    A guy wants you to think of his penis as Thor's Hammer: a massive weapon, harder than steel, and capable of severe damage if the man wielding it isn't careful.

    You wouldn't want your vagina called some nice euphemism for "loose and sloppy" even if the actual word used was somewhat nice and intended as a compliment. Remember how much of a man's ego is tied to his penis...

    • how is his ego tied to member? my ego is not tied to my breasts or vagina

    • @coffeprince a lot of men seem to agree with him though..

    • Yes I noticed that too, but I was curious to see his explanation, I also really like @johndugan 's response not the creams and oils lol.. but that guys like to hear masculine terms to describe our compare, that makes sense. I mean I'd want to hear that my female bits were feminine lol id be notified if ia guy told me im like a man down there, but then I don't think they are strongly connected to my ego? Just that id want to be described as a woman lol.. But then again I have no clue. Curious to hear his explanation, very interesting! :-)

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  • My girlfriend thinks it is cute when we are done, likes playing with it limo. I don't mind. My very first girlfriend called it "fun and cute" when we were done.

    He should get over it, everyone has names. The important part is you enjoy his penis, he likes you and you pleasure each other. Then the names are just that...Names.

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  • That's not a Good Idéa. Never call a penis cute. A penis is supposed to be male and Touch and stuff like that not cute. That's like him calling a womans boobs like: damn girl ya little boobs flat like a man. But worse

  • Dont worry about it. he has issues on his part not yours. In a few days he will be over it. Let him have his bitch fest and he will calm down

    • Thank you. It's just crazy to me that he didn't tell me straight up that he thought I called it small in which I didn't.

    • i called my boyfriends penis cute before too and he didn't like it. he said cute isn't the best term for a guy. They want you to lust and think their penis is hot not cute lol... guys and their issues with words :P

    • How can you be that clueless? Lol

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  • its like calling it small, and its probably pretty emasculating lol

    • A girl who gets it. Thanks for presenting a perspective.

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  • Small defenseless animals are cute, an erect penis is most of all supposed be masculine, solid and a symbol of arousal and rigid male dominance (hey, I didn't invent the rules).

    By calling it cute you're essentially implying in his mind that he's small, impotent or sexually unattractive, because men don't correlate the term cute with arousal or being sexually potent. It's like calling a heavyweight boxer gentle, from one perspective that's a compliment of his character - but as a boxer he needs to be aggressive and dangerous and thus he views it as a sleight against his performance.

  • Guys prefer to hear their manhood described in more appreciably masculine terms; cute may bring to mind images of small, boy-like, etc. However, he should realize that you meant it as a compliment. Guys can be sensitive about these things, which can make it difficult. (Guys reading this, remember you want to keep the tool looking really good, so it needs to be healthy; use a superior penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) to help address dry/flaky organ skin, odor, etc.

  • Hamsters are cute so are humming birds and newborn kittens. None of these are images a man wants associated with his penis. Certainly not from the woman he loves.
    Small and soft and pink and cuddly are not the way he sees himself. If you see him that way, have the courtesy to keep it to yourself. If you can't hold your tongue, he will find a woman who can.

  • Tell him it looks beautiful instead. Even better than that, tell him it looks massively awesome!

  • ya its emasculating and the first thing that pops into a guys head when you say its cute is she's letting you know its not that big but she's okay with it. bottom line guys don't like it

    • I see now. He thought I meant small. I wish he would have told me. It makes things easier:(

  • was it limp?

    its like calling it small.

    typical wannabe manly boy.

  • Beats the Bloody Livin' Hell out of me...if I was referring to your organs I might well call them "cute" ...although "Awesomely Beautiful" is probably more appropriate...but I seriously doubt that he is upset because you did not call his d*** "Completely Handsome"...smh...only thing I can figure is that it bothered him for some reason that you referred to his Manhood as "cute"...er...uh...as opposed to what? "Fearsome"?

    • btw...he REALLY needs to get over that soon...is hard to imagine how he will deal with life if that seriously offended him...and some people call ME touchy...:O:O:O:O:O

  • Puppies are cute.

    Penises aren't cute. They are hard, concrete, pile-driving tools that make you go crazy with orgasms.

  • Because cute is emasculating.

  • sometimes honesty is not the best policy even if its adorable

  • Ohhh you done fucked this one up!

  • I think he is over reacting lol. Honestly!

  • ladies say my penis is cute, and that my body is hot. that guy must be ugly, well, all guys are ugly and especially their dicks except mine of course.

  • Because penises aren't cute. Theyre sexy. Cute means its tiny and adorable.

    • but what if it was?

  • lolz. he must be small