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The 12 Emotional Stages of shaving vulva for a girl

The 12 Emotional Stages of shaving vulva for a girl.
  • You know what? I think I would like to spend an extra 20 minutes in the shower shaving my vulva until I get light-headed from steam. I don't have anything else going on today and I've always wondered what it would be like to shave down there.
  • I can't see anything down there so I guess I'll just keep putting the razor wherevs and hope for the best. I truly am taking my life in my own hands here and I know it.
  • For such a small area, how has this already taken up three razors?! I could try to do it with just one, but trying to remove the excess hair from the blades takes forever. At a certain point, they're never coming out. They live in there now.
  • My vulva looks like a hairless cat. Maybe this was a bad idea.
  • My mons pubis looks so tidy and organized! Granted, I only think it looks "better" because I've been taught by movies that hairless is the best and only way, but also it's weirding me out a little bit because I look like a baby. Eesh.
  • Time for me and my newly shaved vulva to go to sleep. See you in the morning, bald crotch!
  • It is one day later and I am full of regret. How is it already growing back?! And so angrily! It's prickly and coarse, and it is mad at me. I never should've done this. Why did I think this was a good idea?
  • Great, now I'm going to spend my entire day scratching my crotch. Which ultimately leads to there also being a rash down there, which is even itchier than before I started scratching it. The circle remains unbroken.
  • I'm going to bed and when I wake up, I pray my bush is back so I will never have to deal with this hot mess again. Please, vulva hair gods, do my bidding.
  • How does this still not feel better?! Time apparently heals all wounds on everything but my vulva, and therefore, I now hate time.
  • It's day three and now my vulva hair is growing in all patchy and weird like I didn't know what I was doing when I was shaving it. Which, as we all know, I absolutely did not. So that's fair.
  • With god as my witness I will never destroy my bush again. Or I will, but maybe I'll try waxing. That doesn't hurt that much, right?
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  • pretty much the same thing for guys lol. never ever wet shave. cut it short with some clippers, but for the love of god put that razor away.

    guess we all learn the hard way

  • Lots of truth here! The itch drives me crazy.

  • I don't shave just wax it clean. But yeah even with waxing some hair growth is itchy but tolerable.

  • Trimmed is always better.

    • That tickles what too much. Id rather be bald for a few days then let it grow then shave and repeat.

    • bald may look weird to you but it drives most guys crazy. better to look at, better to eat, feels a lot better screwing as it rubs the penis differently.

  • So is this article saying that girls think of themselves as anatomical specimens and say to themselves 'hmm my mons pubis...' or 'hmm my vulva...' I think not. As a guy I don't think 'Oh yes the epididymal region of my testis is...' and I doubt you think of yourself as an anatomical model either.

  • ''That doesn't hurt that much, right?''

    You know nothing.

  • You forgot to tell you rubbed your button after doing it.

  • why is a male writting about this?

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