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The 12 Emotional Stages of shaving vulva for a girl

The 12 Emotional Stages of shaving vulva for a girl.
  • You know what? I think I would like to spend an extra 20 minutes in the shower shaving my vulva until I get light-headed from steam. I don't have anything else going on today and I've always wondered what it would be like to shave down there.
  • I can't see anything down there so I guess I'll just keep putting the razor wherevs and hope for the best. I truly am taking my life in my own hands here and I know it.
  • For such a small area, how has this already taken up three razors?! I could try to do it with just one, but trying to remove the excess hair from the blades takes forever. At a certain point, they're never coming out. They live in there now.
  • My vulva looks like a hairless cat. Maybe this was a bad idea.
  • My mons pubis looks so tidy and organized! Granted, I only think it looks "better" because I've been taught by movies that hairless is the best and only way, but also it's weirding me out a little bit because I look like a baby. Eesh.
  • Time for me and my newly shaved vulva to go to sleep. See you in the morning, bald crotch!
  • It is one day later and I am full of regret. How is it already growing back?! And so angrily! It's prickly and coarse, and it is mad at me. I never should've done this. Why did I think this was a good idea?
  • Great, now I'm going to spend my entire day scratching my crotch. Which ultimately leads to there also being a rash down there, which is even itchier than before I started scratching it. The circle remains unbroken.
  • I'm going to bed and when I wake up, I pray my bush is back so I will never have to deal with this hot mess again. Please, vulva hair gods, do my bidding.
  • How does this still not feel better?! Time apparently heals all wounds on everything but my vulva, and therefore, I now hate time.
  • It's day three and now my vulva hair is growing in all patchy and weird like I didn't know what I was doing when I was shaving it. Which, as we all know, I absolutely did not. So that's fair.
  • With god as my witness I will never destroy my bush again. Or I will, but maybe I'll try waxing. That doesn't hurt that much, right?
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  • Waxing seems like a good option for women. If this was 'translated' from a guys experience, you better not.

    Reminds me of this:
    www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

    • lmaooo thanks for the link

  • Lots of truth here! The itch drives me crazy.

  • I don't shave just wax it clean. But yeah even with waxing some hair growth is itchy but tolerable.

  • Trimmed is always better.

    • That tickles what too much. Id rather be bald for a few days then let it grow then shave and repeat.

    • bald may look weird to you but it drives most guys crazy. better to look at, better to eat, feels a lot better screwing as it rubs the penis differently.

  • So is this article saying that girls think of themselves as anatomical specimens and say to themselves 'hmm my mons pubis...' or 'hmm my vulva...' I think not. As a guy I don't think 'Oh yes the epididymal region of my testis is...' and I doubt you think of yourself as an anatomical model either.

  • ''That doesn't hurt that much, right?''

    You know nothing.

  • You forgot to tell you rubbed your button after doing it.

  • why is a male writting about this?

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