If I met him in person, I'd genuinely be like "Look Jonah, I know you probably get this a lot. I'm straight but you have to show that thing."
Hell, completely no honk I'd compare mine to his just to see what this guy is dealing with. 13.5 inches is inhuman, and this guy is it.
13 inches of man meat don't treat you nicely, I rename this fellow, he shall now be known as dirk diggler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Zp9t8P8Ws&feature=relatedLMAO I've got to see that movie.
wtf you haven't seen it
I never got around to it.
Eww no! I wouldn't have sex with him even if I would get a million bucks. It's disgusting. And by the way, it hurts too much if the penis is HUGE. Our vaginas aren THAT long.
Ewww no. there is more to sex than just having a big penis, I would have to be aroused to even consider sex in the first place.
no, the world's largest penis sounds bizarre and creepy, not desirable. And what's attached to it is no better.
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as long as he lubes me up good, then I'm in :D
He's not that fat or whatnot... you're kinda a tard if you think he's that bad looking imo. Or have way too high standards.
As for me, I don't care.
Wow, a bit defensive or what? If that's not fat and goofy looking, then I have it made.
lol, it's chubby, but not "zomg fat." Seriously, this society is shallow as f***.
So how big is it, then?
It's 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect.
Heh. That's nothing! Why I've seen hundreds of guys on the internet say they've got 14"+ wieners!
Yup. In p*rn, too.
what is "and white" supposed to mean?
Caucasian
still...im not sure I like how you had to say that like it's an unusual thing lol.
No real reason
That's like me asking guys if you would have sex with the woman with the largest breasts in the world.
...Which I guarantee you will be old, fat, and saggy as hell.
Bigger =/= Better
Bigger than average is usually a little bit better.
Psssh eff that, I'd do it just to say I did. All you other boys of the world can spend your time proving your manhood to each other lol
Exactly Brando. I can't believe there hasn't been one female yes yet.
That's the dude from the Howard Stern show! (well, he's not a member, he just gets prank called by members Richard and Sal). No way Jonah Falcon has the biggest penis on the planet.
He looks average to me.
But I do think like 99% of guys are better looking than I am.
Well I sure hope no one would don't want him to have a heart attack
Sorry not my kind of guy. He looks creepy.
Whats the name of this documantery on TLC? I wanna watch it.
It's from the Strange Sex series, titled Well Hung.
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